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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yonsil Clanger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clanger kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Little Jinder - Youth Blood (12th Planet and Flinch Remix) . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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130 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Yonsil Clanger!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Leandro Rodrigues and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche checks a low kick from Clanger.
Clanger throws a lazy head kick
and Douche counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Clanger throws a head kick that misses
and Douche counters with a stiff right hand.
Clanger tries to land a front kick but Douche steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Douche displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Clanger throws out the jab.
Clanger moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Clanger gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Douche counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Clanger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Clanger throws the kick towards the body but Douche avoids it.
The fighters circling - Clanger throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Douche will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Clanger throws a lazy body kick
and Douche counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger keeps Douche at a distance using the push kick.
Clanger shoots in but no luck this time.
Douche swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clanger looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Clanger throws a low kick but Douche avoids it.
Clanger goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Clanger looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Clanger tries to land a body kick
and Douche counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A good leg kick by Clanger.
Clanger keeps Douche at a distance using the push kick.
Clanger feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Douche's calf.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Clanger.
Douche feints and then cracks Clanger's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clanger down.
Douche avoids a kick to the body.
Douche throws a looping overhand right but Clanger ducks down to avoid it.
Clanger fails with the takedown
and Douche counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Douche.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Clanger trying to keep a closed guard but Douche is proving a slippery customer.
Douche throwing strikes from guard but Clanger blocks nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Douche tries to free his leg and advance position but Clanger is retaining full guard.
Douche is looking to advance position but Clanger has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Douche in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Clanger can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Douche is looking to escape.
Douche is looking to get to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clanger landing shots from mount.
Clanger looking for a guillotine from mount but Douche is having none of it.
Clanger looking to control but Douche is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Clanger scoring with strikes but Douche is staying in there.
Douche is in all sorts of trouble here.
Clanger postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Douche looks a forlorn figure.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Douche is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yonsil Clanger dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Clanger missing with a left hand there. Douche was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Clanger throws a looping overhand right but Douche ducks down to avoid it.
Douche wants to land a leg kick but Clanger is out of range.
Douche uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Clanger.
A big right from Clanger misses.
Douche takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A slapping body kick lands there for Clanger.
Clanger misses with a kick to the body
and Douche cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Clanger misses with a body kick.
Clanger throws a leg kick
and Douche counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche trying to control the position from guard on top but Clanger is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douche is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Clanger has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Clanger has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douche postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Clanger keeping moving, preventing Douche from controlling successfully.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Clanger has wrist control.
Douche preventing the sweep.
Douche postures up in Clanger's guard and throws a big left but Clanger blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Douche wants to pass the guard but Clanger is keeping the position.
Clanger manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Douche manages to get himself to full guard.
Clanger trying to control but Douche is working from the bottom.
Clanger drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Clanger jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Clanger lands a couple of elbows.
Douche is trying to keep Clanger in close.
Clanger throwing strikes but missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clanger cracks Douche with a solid left hand.
Clanger passes into half guard.
Clanger takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Douche wants to improve his position but Clanger is controlling well.
Clanger is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Douche preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Clanger there.
Clanger works his way into full mount!
Douche regains half guard.
Clanger trying to control the pace.
Clanger takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Yonsil Clanger will probably get the nod.
That's time! Clanger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
A big left from Clanger misses.
Clanger swings for the body but Douche moves out of range.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Clanger moves away.
Douche throws a head kick that misses
and Clanger counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Douche steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Clanger.
Clanger throws a sloppy head kick
and Douche counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Clanger thinking.
A lazy body kick from Clanger
and Douche counters with a low kick, right behind Clanger 's knee.
Douche wants to land a leg kick but Clanger is out of range.
A big left from Clanger misses.
Clanger avoids the body shot from Douche.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche slaps away a takedown attempt from Clanger, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Douche throws a lazy head kick
and Clanger counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Douche displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Clanger.
Clanger is looking to land body kicks.
Clanger shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Clanger throws a head kick that half lands.
Clanger tries to land a body kick
so Douche counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Douche looking to sit in guard and control but Clanger gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Clanger pushes down on Douche's leg and manages to get into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Clanger tries to pass the half guard into mount. Douche knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Clanger is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Douche defends it well.
Douche is staying active underneath Clanger, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Clanger lands strikes from half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clanger looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Clanger wants to control but Douche is keeping him busy.
Clanger is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Douche wants to get back to full guard.
Douche wants to control the action here but instead Clanger manages to pass to full mount!
Douche is looking to improve his position but Clanger isn't that keen on the idea.
Clanger working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Douche tries to hold on but Clanger postures up.
Douche is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clanger unloading with bombs!
Douche is looking to get to half guard.
Clanger lands a big elbow.
A nice elbow there by Clanger.
Douche keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Clanger scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Clanger trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Douche working to try and regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yonsil Clanger clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Nice body kick there by Clanger.
Clanger lands a leg kick that knocks Douche off balance momentarily.
Clanger closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Douche takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Douche takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Yonsil Clanger overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douche takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Douche regains half guard.
Clanger moves into full mount! Douche won't be happy about that!
A nice elbow there by Clanger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger with the ground and pound from mount.
Clanger working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Clanger raining down shots from the mount!
Douche gets back to half guard.
Douche tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Clanger has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Clanger lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche taking shots to the head.
Clanger punishing his opponent with strikes.
Douche tries to reverse the position but Clanger maintains control.
Clanger controlling from the full mount.
Clanger is landing with some decent strikes but Douche is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Douche is trying to escape the mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clanger in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Clanger lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Clanger putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Clanger landing shots from mount.
Clanger lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Douche is rocked!
Douche is working to get back to half guard.
Douche is still in real trouble! Can Clanger finish him?
Douche is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Douche regains half guard.
Douche seems to have recovered his senses.
Clanger is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Douche!
Douche tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clanger working for a submission but Douche is keeping him at bay.
Clanger wants to control the pace but Douche is squirming around nicely.
Clanger landing strikes, looking to finish!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clanger trying to control but Douche is having none of it.
Clanger scores with a couple of good head shots there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Douche is trying desperately to improve position.
Clanger lands a heavy elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yonsil Clanger had his way with Raging Douche in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Clanger misses with a kick to the body.
A lazy left from Clanger finds it's target.
Clanger throws a right hand that misses
and Douche counters with an inside leg kick.
Clanger misses with an attempted mid kick.
Clanger buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Douche bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Clanger thuds his shin into the meat of Douche's side.
Clanger blocks a jab.
Clanger throws a solid leg kick but Douche takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Clanger.
Clanger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Douche was well out of range. Poor timing from Clanger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger throws a leg kick but Douche checks it.
Clanger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Douche checks a leg kick.
Clanger throws a body kick that misses.
Clanger connects with an inside leg kick.
Clanger misses with a body punch
and Douche counters with a low kick, right behind Clanger 's knee.
Douche dives in and grabs Clanger's left leg, looking for a takedown. Clanger pushes down on Douche's head and hops out.
Clanger misses with a low kick as Douche jumps back.
Raging Douche has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yonsil Clanger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Clanger lands a head kick!
Clanger thows a leg kick but Douche checks it
and Douche counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Clanger throws a body kick the misses
and Douche counters with a nice uppercut.
Clanger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clanger throws a front kick aimed at Douche's knee but Douche avoids it well.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Clanger!
Clanger looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Douche is fending him off so far but Clanger persists. Nope, Douche circles away and we're back to standing.
Clanger throws a lazy body kick
and Douche counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Clanger connects with a solid leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clanger avoids the body shot from Douche.
Yonsil Clanger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Clanger is trying hard to land a takedown here. Douche sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Clanger misses with a body punch
and Douche counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Clanger is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Clanger keeping moving, preventing Douche from controlling successfully.
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douche must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douche got a little sloppy there for a moment and Clanger has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Douche has managed to get both his arms back between Clanger's legs - danger averted.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Clanger working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Clanger is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Douche throwing strikes from guard but Clanger blocks nicely.
Douche has gone for a leg lock! Clanger slips out almost immediately though and dives into Douche's guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Raging Douche.
Well Clanger has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 49:46
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 49:46
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yonsil Clanger!
Yonsil Clanger retains his bantamweight title!
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hype
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RATING
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