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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Liz Succubus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Remington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Succubus comes to the cage accompanied by Ludacris "Blueberry Yum Yum" . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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10 - 2 - 0 |
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266 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Liz Succubus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ron Remington!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Joseph Jones and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Succubus misses with a head kick.
Remington misses with the combination.
Remington misses with an uppercut. Succubus saw that one coming.
Remington swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Remington blocks a head kick by Succubus.
Remington lands a head shot.
Succubus throws a leg kick
enabling Remington to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Liz Succubus has been cut.
Succubus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from Remington misses.
Remington will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Remington misses with a left hand
and Succubus counters with a big head kick but Remington shrugs it off.
Succubus lands with a kick to the temple. Remington shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Remington stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Succubus.
Remington fails with a takedown attempt.
Remington tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Succubus swivels and escapes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Remington tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Succubus was well out of range. Poor timing from Remington.
Succubus displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Remington.
Liz Succubus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Remington.
Remington rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Succubus counters with a head kick.
Remington throws an off balance right hand
and Succubus counters with a head kick. That will keep Remington thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Remington swings widly with a right hand
and Succubus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Remington's knee momentarily.
Remington throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Succubus counters with an outside leg kick.
Remington throws a poor cross that misses
and Succubus counters with a body kick that stops Remington in his tracks momentarily.
Ron Remington seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Remington looks gassed!
Succubus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Remington's sensitive parts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Succubus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Succubus lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Succubus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Succubus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Remington tries to land a body kick
and Succubus counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Succubus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Succubus lets loose with a powerful body kick. Remington will feel that in the morning.
A chopping leg kick lands by Succubus.
Succubus delivers a nice body kick.
That kick from Succubus tenderised Remington's leg. Remington is trying to keep his angry face on.
Remington throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Succubus counters with a leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Succubus.
Succubus scoring well with a low kick there.
Succubus connects with a high kick.
Succubus throws a leg kick which misses Remington's front leg but catches the back leg as Remington tries to avoid it.
Succubus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Succubus attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Remington on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Succubus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Succubus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Succubus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Remington throws a right hand that misses
and Succubus counters with a low kick, right behind Remington 's knee.
A good leg kick by Succubus.
Succubus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Remington's sensitive parts.
Succubus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Remington has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Succubus.
Succubus throws a head kick but Remington moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Succubus.
Remington's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That kick from Succubus tenderised Remington's leg. Remington is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Succubus pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Succubus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice inside leg kick there by Succubus. That's going to slow Remington down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Remington thows a body shot but no joy.
Succubus connects with a solid leg kick.
Succubus connects with an inside leg kick.
Succubus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Succubus is looking to slow Remington down with leg kicks.
Remington is trying desperately to land a takedown but Succubus is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Remington.
Succubus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Remington. That did some damage!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Remington takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A nice leg kick lands there from Succubus.
Succubus throws a leg kick which misses Remington's front leg but catches the back leg as Remington tries to avoid it.
Succubus connects with a leg kick. Remington looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Liz Succubus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Liz Succubus's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Succubus throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Succubus is looking to score with low kicks.
Succubus scores with a head kick. Remington tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
It looks like Ron Remington has been cut.
Remington takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Remington might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Remington misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Succubus counters with a big head kick but Remington shrugs it off.
Remington pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Remington misses with a hook
and Succubus counters with a head kick.
Remington scores with a nice strike.
Remington with a poor takedown
and Succubus counters with a nice leg kick.
Remington throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Succubus counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Remington is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Remington might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Succubus has got the better of the exchanges.
A nice leg kick lands there from Succubus.
Succubus lands a head kick. Remington smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Liz Succubus is winning the standup battle so far.
Remington is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Succubus is looking to slow Remington down with leg kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Remington takes a kick to the side of the head.
Succubus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Remington jabs at Succubus's body.
Succubus throws a head kick but Remington moves out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Succubus.
Succubus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Remington can do to turn this around?
Succubus keeps Remington at a distance using the push kick.
Succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Remington moves out of range easily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Succubus.
Succubus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Succubus throws a nice head kick!
Succubus wants to land a leg kick but Remington is out of range.
Succubus lands with a kick to the ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Succubus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Remington takes a step back to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Succubus throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Remington's head.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Succubus connects with a high kick.
Remington fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Remington moves out of range easily.
Succubus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Remington.
Succubus attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Succubus scores with a kick to the midsection.
Succubus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Succubus tries to work over Remington's front leg with a kick but Remington checks it.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Succubus here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Remington is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Succubus.
Succubus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Remington checks a leg kick nicely.
Succubus goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Remington checks a low kick from Succubus.
Succubus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Succubus throws a low kick but Remington moves out of range easily.
Succubus motions for Remington to come forward. Succubus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Succubus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Remington's sensitive parts.
Succubus throws a nice head kick!
Remington misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Remington swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Succubus counters with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Remington avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Remington throws a poor cross that misses
and Succubus counters with an inside leg kick.
Succubus throws out a leg kick but Remington moves out of range and Succubus only half commits.
Remington has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Succubus.
Remington throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Succubus counters with a low kick, right behind Remington 's knee.
Remington takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Remington throws a lazy uppercut
and Succubus counters with a slapping leg kick.
Succubus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Remington.
Remington throws a combination that misses
and Succubus counters with an inside leg kick.
Liz Succubus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Succubus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Succubus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Succubus wants to land a leg kick but Remington is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Liz Succubus dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Remington takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Remington throws out a loose jab but Succubus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Succubus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Remington swings widly with a right hand
and Succubus counters with a thumping low kick.
Succubus is looking to slow Remington down with leg kicks.
Succubus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Succubus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Succubus throws a nice head kick!
Succubus connects with a solid leg kick.
Remington takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Succubus throws a front kick aimed at Remington's knee but Remington avoids it well.
Remington misses with a two punch combination.
An inside leg kick lands from Succubus.
Remington swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Succubus counters with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Succubus.
A nice leg kick lands there from Succubus.
Succubus throws a nice head kick!
Remington checks a low kick from Succubus.
Remington throws a leg kick
and Succubus makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Remington falls off balance throwing a combination
and Succubus counters with a nice body kick.
Remington on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Remington sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Remington has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Succubus.
Succubus connects with a solid leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Succubus throws a leg kick but Remington moved away.
Succubus lands a leg kick that knocks Remington off balance momentarily.
Succubus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice inside leg kick there by Succubus. That's going to slow Remington down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Succubus lands a front kick.
Succubus tries a head kick but it misses.
Succubus is looking to slow Remington down with leg kicks.
Succubus lands a head kick. Remington smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Remington takes a swing at Succubus's ribcage but misses.
Succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Remington moves out of range easily.
Remington fails with the takedown
and Succubus counters with a head kick. That will keep Remington thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Remington throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Succubus connects with a solid leg kick.
Succubus throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Remington's head.
Succubus lands a leg kick that knocks Remington off balance momentarily.
Remington misses with a lunging right hand
and Succubus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Remington's knee momentarily.
Remington on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Succubus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Succubus, right into the meat.
Succubus thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Remington if he has to take too many more of those.
Succubus tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Remington is able to avoid easily.
Succubus swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Succubus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Succubus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ron Remington has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Remington rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Succubus counters with a slapping leg kick.
Succubus throws a quick inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Succubus.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Succubus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Succubus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Remington. That did some damage!
Succubus scores with a head kick.
Succubus connects with a solid leg kick.
Succubus throws a head kick that half lands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A shot to the body from Remington misses
and Succubus counters with a thumping low kick.
Succubus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Succubus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
And that's the end of the fight!
Liz Succubus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Succubus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:25
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:25
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Liz Succubus!
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