PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggie Slob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jebus Crisps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jebus Crisps will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Slob
vs
Crisps

150 cm
25
321 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

195 cm
21
285 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Self confident

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggie Slob!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jebus Crisps!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Crisps gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Slob drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Slob jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Slob thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Slob is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Slob drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Slob jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Slob is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Slob drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Slob jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Slob thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Slob is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Slob drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Slob seems to have locked his on tight now - Crisps screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Slob, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Biggie Slob!
Biggie Slob retains his super heavyweight title!