PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Von Cocksuker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Clark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clark has chosen Follow Me by Breaking Benjamin as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Von Cocksuker
vs
Clark

175 cm
22
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
223 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Von Cocksuker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Danny Clark!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Eddie Farnsworth and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clark wants to clinch
and Von Cocksuker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Clark moves to clinch but Von Cocksuker breaks away
and Von Cocksuker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Clark tries to clinch but Von Cocksuker moves away
and Von Cocksuker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Von Cocksuker shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Von Cocksuker seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Von Cocksuker's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Cocksuker winds up and cracks Clark with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Clark looks like he's trying to stand up.
Von Cocksuker not doing much here.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Von Cocksuker lands with a punch from half guard.
Von Cocksuker looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Cocksuker sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Von Cocksuker frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Von Cocksuker controlling from the full mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Cocksuker raining down shots from the mount!
Von Cocksuker controlling his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Cocksuker seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Clark for as long as he can get away with.
Von Cocksuker lands a big shot there that rocks Clark but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Von Cocksuker dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Clark closes the distance looking to clinch

and Von Cocksuker counters with a takedown into side control.
Von Cocksuker content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Clark pushes Von Cocksuker away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Von Cocksuker gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Von Cocksuker staying calm.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clark tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Von Cocksuker controlling the pace for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Von Cocksuker has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Von Cocksuker raining down hammerfists from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Cocksuker sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Von Cocksuker landing strikes from the mount.
Von Cocksuker controlling the position easily from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Von Cocksuker dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Von Cocksuker shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Clark is trying to defend but Von Cocksuker finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Von Cocksuker trying to control the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

We're going to have a standup here because Adolf Von Cocksuker wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Clark enables Von Cocksuker to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Clark manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Von Cocksuker slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Von Cocksuker sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Clark's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Cocksuker controlling the action here.
Von Cocksuker landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Von Cocksuker passes to full mount!
Clark takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Von Cocksuker content just to control the position here.
Danny Clark has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Von Cocksuker is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Clark can't stay in a position like this for much longer.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adolf Von Cocksuker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Von Cocksuker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:26
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adolf Von Cocksuker!