PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Bader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butch Winchester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Butch Winchester was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bader
vs
Winchester

188 cm
27
215 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

185 cm
27
215 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Bader!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butch Winchester!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bader drops Winchester with a left and a right! Oh, Winchester is hurt - Bader dives into side control looking to finish!

It looks like Butch Winchester has been cut.

Winchester bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!

Bader drops Winchester with a left right combo! Bader follows him down to the ground into side control.

Winchester is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bader misses with the ground and pound.
Winchester is trying to buck Bader off.
Bader looks up at the clock and then as Winchester takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Bader smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Winchester is still in real trouble! Can Bader finish him?
Bader tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Winchester seems to have recovered his senses.
A lull in the action here as Bader stalls from top position.
Bader lands an elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bader throws a strike aimed at the side of Winchester's head but Winchester avoids it well.
Winchester managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bader.
Sloppy strikes there by Bader.

Winchester throws Bader to one side and escapes!
Bader lands a body shot.
Bader cracks a nice hook into Winchester's ribs.
Bader swinging wildly here.
Bader lands the left hand.
Bader is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Winchester on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Winchester looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Bader drops his shoulder and cracks Winchester with a huge uppercut! Winchester goes down! Can Bader finish him?

Winchester is rocked!
Bader controlling from the top position.
Winchester is still in real trouble! Can Bader finish him?
Winchester preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Winchester seems to have recovered his senses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Winchester keeping moving, preventing Bader from controlling successfully.

Bader gets to his feet. Winchester looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Winchester needs to keep his hands up - Bader had a free shot at his head there.
Winchester fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bader fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Winchester on the side of the head.
Bader lands an overhand right.
Winchester looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bader misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bader throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Winchester closes the distance but Bader moves to the side
and Bader counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Winchester moves in looking to clinch but Bader pushes him off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winchester misses with a hook.
Bader keeps the fight on the outside.
Winchester moves to clinch but Bader breaks away
and Bader counters with a stiff right hand.
Bader lands a nice looking body shot.
Bader throws a right and a left that both miss.
Winchester is looking to clinch.
Winchester ducks under a wild hook from Bader.
Bader's corner calls for a 1-2. Bader obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bader misses with a series of wild punches.
Winchester walks into a jab.
Bader avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A slow jab from Bader misses its intended target.
Bader lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Winchester can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Bader and Winchester drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Bader.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Bader!