PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sten Kil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tuberculo Meningitis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kil comes to the cage accompanied by Over The Hills And Far Away. Sten Kil has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Kil
vs
Meningitis

186 cm
22
224 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

200 cm
28
215 lbs
14 - 14 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sten Kil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tuberculo Meningitis!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meningitis has his takedown stuffed
and Kil counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Meningitis misses with a hook
letting Kil counter with a right hand.
Meningitis has his takedown stuffed
and Kil counters with a straight right hand.
Meningitis swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Meningitis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kil throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Meningitis is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kil sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Meningitis's defenses. It connects perfectly with Meningitis's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sten Kil!