PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joose Goebbels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaakko Ilkka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goebbels's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rammstein - Sonne. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Goebbels
vs
Ilkka

215 cm
26
287 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

180 cm
27
240 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joose Goebbels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jaakko Ilkka!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paulsen Ambrosius and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ilkka thows a body kick. Goebbels tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A left and a right from Goebbels both land. Nice combination.
Ilkka throws a head kick but Goebbels moves out of range.
A head kick by Ilkka misses
and Goebbels counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Goebbels lands with an uppercut that bounces Ilkka off the cage and back into rage.
A head kick by Ilkka misses
and Goebbels counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jaakko Ilkka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ilkka throws a sloppy head kick
and Goebbels counters with a straight right hand.
Ilkka throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Goebbels counters with a left to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A punch combination from Goebbels misses.
Goebbels misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ilkka.
Ilkka lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ilkka throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Goebbels counters with a crisp one two that drops Ilkka! Goebbels thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Ilkka to his feet! Ilkka is in big trouble!

Ilkka is rocked!
Goebbels drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Ilkka's head, knocking him out cold! Goebbels is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joose Goebbels!