PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Gary Wade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Swearengen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Wade might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jizz In My Pants. Swearengen has chosen A Story From North America as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Wade
vs
Swearengen

176 cm
23
156 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

177 cm
24
153 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gary Wade!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Al Swearengen!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swearengen throws a leg kick
and Wade counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Swearengen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wade was well out of range. Poor timing from Swearengen.
Swearengen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Swearengen throws a big shot that misses.
Swearengen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Swearengen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Wade will feel that in the morning.
Swearengen avoids the body shot from Wade.
Swearengen finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Wade throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Swearengen finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Wade tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Swearengen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wade counters with a body kick.
Swearengen is looking to slow Wade down with leg kicks.
Swearengen looks to land a left hand but Wade moved out of range nicely.
Swearengen throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Swearengen throws a push kick but Wade slaps the foot to one side.
Wade throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A slow jab from Swearengen misses its intended target.
Jab from Wade.
Al Swearengen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Swearengen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wade misses with a left hand
and Swearengen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Swearengen tries to close the distance and clinch but Wade swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wade throws a head kick that misses
and Swearengen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Wade tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Swearengen was well out of range. Poor timing from Wade.
Swearengen throws a series of punches but Wade moves out of range.
Wade throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Swearengen attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Wade looks for the body kick but Swearengen saw that one coming.
Swearengen tests Wade's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swearengen jabs Wade to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Swearengen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wade moves away.
Swearengen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Wade fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Swearengen manages to avoid it.

Swearengen clinches.
Wade being controlled against the cage.

Swearengen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wade ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Swearengen moves away.
Wade throws a right hand that misses
and Swearengen counters with a leg kick.
Wade misses with a double jab
and Swearengen counters with a right hand to the body.
Wade throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Swearengen counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wade's knee momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wade throws a hook but Swearengen avoids it easily.
A left lands for Swearengen.
Wade misses with an uppercut
letting Swearengen counter with a right hand.
Swearengen lands with a slapping head kick.
Wade scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Swearengen darts in and clinches Wade up against the cage.
Swearengen lands a right hand.
Wade prevents a body shot from Swearengen.
Swearengen struggles to land a body shot inside as Wade controls his hands.
Wade tries to circle away but Swearengen has him pinned against the cage.
Swearengen lands a nice knee to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

Swearengen breaks the clinch.
Swearengen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wade was well out of range. Poor timing from Swearengen.
Wade rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Swearengen counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wade misses with a low kick.
Wade misses the shot to the body.
Wade walks into a jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Wade checks a leg kick.
Wade moves out of range of the body kick.
Wade throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wade throws an overhand right that lands on Swearengen's shoulder, as Swearengen tries to avoid the shot.
Swearengen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wade misses with a hook. Swearengen ducked under it nicely.
Swearengen connects with a nice looking jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wade misses with a hook
and Swearengen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A clash of legs there as Wade blocks the low kick.
Wade rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Swearengen counters with a body kick that stops Wade in his tracks momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Al Swearengen dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Wade takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wade swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Swearengen.
Wade takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wade misses with a leg kick
and Swearengen counters with a leg kick.
Swearengen misses with a low kick.
Swearengen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wade misses with a low kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Swearengen.
Swearengen throws a lazy uppercut
and Wade counters with a nice body shot.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Swearengen in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Swearengen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wade has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wade and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Swearengen misses with a left hand
and Wade counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Swearengen thinking.
Wade throws an overhand right that lands on Swearengen's shoulder, as Swearengen tries to avoid the shot.
Wade connects with a leg kick. Swearengen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Swearengen sizes up Wade with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Swearengen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wade manages to avoid it.
Wade misses with a straight left.
Wade misses with a body kick.
Wade scores with a jab. Swearengen acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Swearengen throws a big shot that misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Swearengen checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Swearengen lands a leg kick that knocks Wade off balance momentarily.
Wade throws a nice outside leg kick.
Al Swearengen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Swearengen lands a leg kick that knocks Wade off balance momentarily.
Swearengen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Swearengen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Swearengen looks to score with a jab to the body but Wade is just out of range.
Swearengen ducks right into an uppercut from Wade.
Swearengen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wade moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wade steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Swearengen.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Swearengen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wade has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wade and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Swearengen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wade attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Swearengen throws a leg kick but Wade sees it coming and moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Wade.
Wade tries to land a front kick but Swearengen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Swearengen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Swearengen's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wade under the eye.
Swearengen throws a body punch but Wade moves out of range.
Swearengen blocks a jab.
Wade throws a poor cross that misses
and Swearengen counters with a straight right hand.
Swearengen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wade.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Swearengen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wade.
Swearengen misses with a left hand
and Wade counters with a stiff right hand.
Swearengen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wade manages to avoid it.
Swearengen lands a nice hook to Wade's body. Wade takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wade looks to throw the jab but Swearengen is out of range.
Swearengen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A low kick from Swearengen misses
and Wade counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Swearengen thinking.
Wade lands the left hand.
Swearengen blocks a leg kick.
Swearengen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Swearengen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wade jabs at Swearengen's body.
Wade walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swearengen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Swearengen tries a low kick but Wade avoids it.
Wade misses with a wild body shot.
Swearengen connects with the punch.
Swearengen tries to work over Wade's front leg with a kick but Wade checks it.
Wade connects with a solid leg kick.
Swearengen throws a hook but Wade avoids it easily.
Wade displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Swearengen misses the jab.
A right-left combo lands from Swearengen.

Wade is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Swearengen looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Swearengen backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Wade's temple! It sends Wade violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Swearengen celebrates and the doctors try to help Wade!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Al Swearengen!