PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jacko Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells has chosen Trae - asshole as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Jacko Parantainen has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Parantainen
vs
Kiss me where it smells

210 cm
23
190 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

180 cm
22
195 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacko Parantainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiss me where it smells slips a jab and a cross from Parantainen.
Kiss me where it smells falls off balance throwing a combination
and Parantainen counters with a three punch combo that has Kiss me where it smells backing up. Kiss me where it smells nods at Parantainen to acknowledge the strikes.

Parantainen gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Kiss me where it smells to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parantainen managing to control the position.
Kiss me where it smells really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Parantainen. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Kiss me where it smells won't allow Parantainen to sweep him here.
Parantainen looking to control.
Parantainen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Parantainen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kiss me where it smells on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control from the bottom.

Parantainen is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kiss me where it smells is just riding it out for now. Parantainen eventually gives up the hold.
Parantainen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kiss me where it smells keeps working.

Parantainen is working for a kimura but Kiss me where it smells is defending it quite comfortably.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Parantainen is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Kiss me where it smells regains full guard. Nicely done.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells looking to hit a scissor sweep but Parantainen is one step ahead there.
Kiss me where it smells working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Parantainen.
Kiss me where it smells pulls Parantainen in to control the position.
Parantainen postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Parantainen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kiss me where it smells is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Parantainen slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Parantainen sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kiss me where it smells's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Parantainen thows a huge punch but Kiss me where it smells dodges it nicely.
Parantainen will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Parantainen seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Kiss me where it smells does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Kiss me where it smells works his way to full guard. Good work.
Parantainen trying to control but Kiss me where it smells is working from the bottom.
Parantainen lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Parantainen really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kiss me where it smells preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Parantainen is now in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacko Parantainen dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Kiss me where it smells looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to clinch.
Parantainen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kiss me where it smells moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parantainen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells looks to score with a jab to the body but Parantainen is just out of range.
Kiss me where it smells fails to land with a series of punches.

Kiss me where it smells drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Parantainen manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Parantainen misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Parantainen can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Kiss me where it smells is looking to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parantainen goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Kiss me where it smells is on top in guard.
Parantainen wants to control the position but Kiss me where it smells says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Kiss me where it smells with the ground and pound but Parantainen uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Parantainen is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Parantainen is looking for a triangle but Kiss me where it smells pushes his legs off easily.
Parantainen is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Parantainen manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells regains half guard.
Kiss me where it smells pushes Parantainen off looking to stand but Parantainen dives back in and keeps control.
Parantainen thows a huge punch but Kiss me where it smells dodges it nicely.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control but Parantainen postures up.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Kiss me where it smells does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Parantainen is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Kiss me where it smells doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Parantainen.
Parantainen not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Kiss me where it smells looks like he's trying to stand up.

Parantainen seems to be working for a kimura but Kiss me where it smells defends the submission attempt.
Parantainen missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Kiss me where it smells kicks Parantainen off and gets back to his feet.
Parantainen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a one-two to the body.
Parantainen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kiss me where it smells.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tariq Kiss me where it smells showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Kiss me where it smells ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Parantainen throws a poor cross that misses

and Kiss me where it smells counters with a crisp one two that drops Parantainen! Kiss me where it smells thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Parantainen to his feet! Parantainen is in big trouble!

Parantainen is rocked!
Kiss me where it smells fakes the body blow, causing Parantainen to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Parantainen goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tariq Kiss me where it smells!