PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Sam Capitalist Oppressor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Hayes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hayes comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Move! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Capitalist Oppressor
vs
Hayes

172 cm
22
145 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

179 cm
27
146 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

L.A. Elite Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sam Capitalist Oppressor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Hayes!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Capitalist Oppressor misses with a wild combination.
Capitalist Oppressor looks to land a left hand but Hayes moved out of range nicely.
Hayes throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hayes thows a body shot but no joy.
Capitalist Oppressor avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hayes throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

Capitalist Oppressor forces Hayes back against the cage and clinches.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow that stopped Hayes in his tracks for a moment.
Capitalist Oppressor working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hayes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hayes connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hayes misses with a double jab
and Capitalist Oppressor counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hayes throws a combination that misses
and Capitalist Oppressor counters with a nice uppercut.
Hayes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Capitalist Oppressor was well out of range. Poor timing from Hayes.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a combination that misses
and Hayes counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Capitalist Oppressor thinking.
Hayes misses with a wild combination.
A combination from Hayes does no damage.
Capitalist Oppressor bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hayes's head backwards.

Capitalist Oppressor moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an uppercut.
Capitalist Oppressor pushes Hayes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Capitalist Oppressor scores with a nice short uppercut.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a short shot to the head.
Hayes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hayes blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Capitalist Oppressor scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hayes wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Capitalist Oppressor has him pressed against the cage.
Hayes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow inside.
Capitalist Oppressor keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hayes's efforts to push away.
Hayes wants to break the clinch but can't.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The referee is keeping an eye on Capitalist Oppressor - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Hayes tries to break free but Capitalist Oppressor pushes him back against the cage.
Hayes working hard to break the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hayes's defenses.
Capitalist Oppressor creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hayes's defenses.
Capitalist Oppressor creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hayes's defenses.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow that stopped Hayes in his tracks for a moment.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an uppercut.
Hayes is trying to break free.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a light punch inside.
A short body shot lands from Capitalist Oppressor as the two fighters clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hayes is trying to push Capitalist Oppressor away but Capitalist Oppressor has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short body shot lands from Capitalist Oppressor as the two fighters clinch.
Hayes looks gassed!
Capitalist Oppressor softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nice elbow from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes tries to break the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor is controlling the position.
Hayes wants to break free but Capitalist Oppressor has control.
Hayes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Capitalist Oppressor pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Capitalist Oppressor swings for the body but Hayes moves out of range.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a really nice looking cross but Hayes seems unphased.
Hayes throws a nice looking combination but Capitalist Oppressor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jack Hayes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Capitalist Oppressor gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A short body shot lands from Capitalist Oppressor as the two fighters clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor connects with a knee to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Capitalist Oppressor effectively controlling the action here.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.
Hayes has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Knees to the body from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a left hand.
A short uppercut from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Capitalist Oppressor will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hayes up against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a hook to the side of the head.
Capitalist Oppressor lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Capitalist Oppressor with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Capitalist Oppressor creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hayes's defenses.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks from the clinch.
Hayes takes one on the button.
Capitalist Oppressor connects with a nice looking jab.
Hayes misses with a body shot
and Capitalist Oppressor counters with a series of strikes. Hayes will be more careful next time no doubt.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Capitalist Oppressor, as that shot connected.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a three punch combo!
Capitalist Oppressor connects with a single shot there.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hayes doesn't seem bothered though.

Capitalist Oppressor moves into the clinch.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks the clinch.
Hayes throws out a loose jab but Capitalist Oppressor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hayes lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Hayes.
Capitalist Oppressor connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Capitalist Oppressor's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Capitalist Oppressor duly obliges.
Capitalist Oppressor is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Capitalist Oppressor moves into the clinch.
Hayes wants to break free but Capitalist Oppressor has control.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a nice uppercut.
Capitalist Oppressor prevents Hayes from breaking the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Capitalist Oppressor obliges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Capitalist Oppressor working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
A nice right hand lands inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor stalls.
Capitalist Oppressor digs a right hand into Hayes's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hayes's gas tank.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks the clinch.
Hayes throws a body punch but Capitalist Oppressor moves out of range.
Hayes showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Capitalist Oppressor.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hayes throws a sloppy body shot
and Hayes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hayes throws a series of punches but Capitalist Oppressor moves out of range.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a right and a left that Hayes avoids nicely.
Hayes rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Capitalist Oppressor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hayes lands with a nice body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sam Capitalist Oppressor dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Capitalist Oppressor misses with a hook
enabling Hayes to counter with a crisp jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Hayes as he connects with a hook.

Hayes tries to keep at a distance but Capitalist Oppressor has taken the fight into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes is trying to force a seperation but Capitalist Oppressor has the dominant position.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a short punch from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Capitalist Oppressor creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hayes is trying to break the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor is controlling him.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a nice right hand.
Capitalist Oppressor doesn't manage to clinch there - Hayes circles away.
Capitalist Oppressor is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Capitalist Oppressor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayes was well out of range. Poor timing from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes misses with a wild body shot.
Hayes scores with a shot to the body.
Hayes throws a series of punches but Capitalist Oppressor avoids them all with ease.
Hayes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Capitalist Oppressor manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A cross from Capitalist Oppressor lands.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a right hand that Hayes ducks under and follows up with a left that Hayes also avoids with ease.
Hayes misses the body punch
and Hayes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Capitalist Oppressor instigates a clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a shoulder strike.
Capitalist Oppressor prevents Hayes from breaking the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor effectively controlling the action here.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a nice uppercut.
Hayes can't break the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes working hard to break the clinch.
Hayes is breathing heavily.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a shoulder strike.
Capitalist Oppressor has Hayes pushed against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an uppercut.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sam Capitalist Oppressor is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Capitalist Oppressor looks to land a combination but Hayes avoids it well.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Nice jab there from Hayes.
Hayes looks to land a combination. Capitalist Oppressor sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hayes throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Capitalist Oppressor counters by clinching up.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow inside that Hayes shrugs off.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.
A right hand to the body from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor pushes Hayes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Capitalist Oppressor creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hayes's defenses.
Nice elbow from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Capitalist Oppressor landing some nice looking knees to the body.

Capitalist Oppressor's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Capitalist Oppressor clinches with his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Capitalist Oppressor.
Still in the clinch, Capitalist Oppressor scores with a nice short uppercut.
Capitalist Oppressor using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Capitalist Oppressor is working Hayes over against the cage.
Hayes takes an elbow to the temple.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a hook that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Capitalist Oppressor working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hayes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Capitalist Oppressor softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor prevents Hayes from breaking the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a left to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a nice elbow.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a knee to the head.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.
Capitalist Oppressor is working Hayes over against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor has Hayes pressed against the cage, preventing Hayes from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A right handed body shot lands from Capitalist Oppressor.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Hayes takes a shot to the head.
Capitalist Oppressor creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hayes's defenses.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks the clinch.
Hayes misses the body punch

and Capitalist Oppressor holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Hayes blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hayes wants to break free but Capitalist Oppressor has control.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes has had enough of the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor keeps him there for the moment.
Hayes wants to break free but Capitalist Oppressor has control.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A short right from Capitalist Oppressor on the inside.
Capitalist Oppressor creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hayes's defenses.
Hayes managing to block the knees to the body from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes wants to break free but Capitalist Oppressor has control.
Capitalist Oppressor is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hayes can do to turn this around?

Capitalist Oppressor manages to break the clinch.
Hayes is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Capitalist Oppressor rather than just go for the knockout.
Hayes misses with a hook to the body
and Capitalist Oppressor connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hayes throws a body punch but Capitalist Oppressor moves out of range.
Capitalist Oppressor takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Capitalist Oppressor cracks Hayes with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A swing and a miss from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hayes.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a series of punches but Hayes avoids them all with ease.
Hayes swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sam Capitalist Oppressor dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Capitalist Oppressor looks to throw the jab but Hayes is out of range.
Hayes just misses with a punch to the body.
Hayes with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Capitalist Oppressor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hayes.
Hayes throws a sloppy body shot

and Capitalist Oppressor holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
A short left from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Hayes tries to break the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor is controlling the position.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hayes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hayes is looking to break free of the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor has double underhooks.
Hayes is trying to force a seperation but Capitalist Oppressor has the dominant position.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Capitalist Oppressor leaning against his opponent.

Capitalist Oppressor's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Decent striking displayed by Capitalist Oppressor there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hayes swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Capitalist Oppressor to counter with a crisp jab.
Jab, jab by Capitalist Oppressor - just one landing.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a hook but Hayes avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Capitalist Oppressor tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hayes swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Capitalist Oppressor closes the distance and clinches.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hayess head.
Capitalist Oppressor gets through Hayes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Hayes's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hayes tries to break the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor is controlling the position.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a left hand.
Capitalist Oppressor softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow that stopped Hayes in his tracks for a moment.
Hayes has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Capitalist Oppressor gets through Hayes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Sam Capitalist Oppressor has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Capitalist Oppressor prevents Hayes from breaking the clinch.
Hayes wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Capitalist Oppressor has him pressed against the cage.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hayes has had enough of the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor keeps him there for the moment.
Capitalist Oppressor connects with a knee to the head.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow that stopped Hayes in his tracks for a moment.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a nice elbow.

Capitalist Oppressor pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Hayes tries to keep at a distance but Capitalist Oppressor has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hayes tries to break the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a nice elbow.
Capitalist Oppressor with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hayes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Knees to the body from Capitalist Oppressor.
Hayes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A shot in the inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
A short left from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor misses with a knee strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hayes has had enough of the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor keeps him there for the moment.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a shoulder strike.
Hayes wants to break the clinch but can't.
Capitalist Oppressor working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hayes misses with a body shot.
Hayes throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hayes throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Capitalist Oppressor keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hayes misses with a body punch

and Capitalist Oppressor holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow that stopped Hayes in his tracks for a moment.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hayes or not.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow that stopped Hayes in his tracks for a moment.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a right to the head.
Capitalist Oppressor lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor keeps control of Hayes as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Capitalist Oppressor working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch on the inside from Capitalist Oppressor fails to land.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a shoulder strike.
Hayes takes an elbow to the forehead.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow that stopped Hayes in his tracks for a moment.

Capitalist Oppressor breaks from the clinch.
Some wild striking there from Hayes.
Capitalist Oppressor slips a jab and a cross from Hayes.
Hayes misses with a wild body shot.
Hayes wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hayes takes a swing at Capitalist Oppressor's ribcage but misses.
A lazy left from Hayes finds it's target.
Capitalist Oppressor throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hayes. Capitalist Oppressor does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hayes throws a right and a left that Capitalist Oppressor avoids nicely.
Nice shot by Hayes.
Capitalist Oppressor scores with a nice head shot.
Hayes misses with a wild combination.
Hayes swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hayes throws a sloppy body shot

and Capitalist Oppressor moves into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Capitalist Oppressor scores with a nice short uppercut.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hayes backwards.
Hayes is trying to force a seperation but Capitalist Oppressor has the dominant position.
Hayes is trying to break the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor is controlling him.
A shot in the inside from Capitalist Oppressor.
Capitalist Oppressor comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Hayes wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Capitalist Oppressor has him pressed against the cage.
Hayes has had enough of the clinch but Capitalist Oppressor keeps him there for the moment.
Capitalist Oppressor working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short body shot lands from Capitalist Oppressor as the two fighters clinch.
Jack Hayes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Capitalist Oppressor manages to break the clinch.

Capitalist Oppressor has closed the distance and engaged Hayes in a clinch.
Sam Capitalist Oppressor is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Capitalist Oppressor lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Capitalist Oppressor lands an elbow that stopped Hayes in his tracks for a moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sam Capitalist Oppressor showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Capitalist Oppressor has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sam Capitalist Oppressor!