PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piet Snot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snot is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Lil Wayne - Drop the World. Piet Snot has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jimmy Jones's chin.

Jones
vs
Snot

190 cm
25
286 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

185 cm
26
253 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Resistance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jimmy Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Piet Snot!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Yuuki Gou and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones with a jab.
Jones is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Snot.
Snot tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Jones manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Snot pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Snot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Snot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.

Snot shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Snot fails to move to back control.
Snot controlling his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snot looking to control but Jones is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Snot looking to control and managing it successfully.
Jones wants to control but Snot is having none of it.
Jones can't escape the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Snot working for a submission but Jones is keeping him at bay.

Snot swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Jones is now in Snot's guard. A big mistake from Snot there, giving up the dominant position!
Jones wants to control from the top but Snot keeps moving.
Snot controls Jones momentarily but Jones frees himself.
Snot controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones wants to control from the top but Snot keeps moving.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Jones on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Snot. Snot obviously looking to wear him down.
Jones smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Snot blocks a jab.
Snot tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Snot, right into the meat.
Snot is looking to clinch.
Jones listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snot throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Jones shoots in and bounces Snot off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Snot holds on and takes a little breather.

Snot is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jones is aware though and is defending well.

Snot is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jones in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Snot wants to sweep here but Jones controlling him for the moment.
Snot manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jones manages to get himself to full guard.
Snot pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jones is keeping the position for now.
Snot won't allow Jones to sweep him here.
Snot trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Snot content to stall in guard here.

Piet Snot has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Snot shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jones but Jones pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Snot has Jones up against the cage in a clinch.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Snot takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Snot jumps guard but Jones stands there with Snot around his waist. Snot gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Snot goes for a takedown attempt but Jones pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Jimmy Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piet Snot.

Snot shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Jones's guard.
Snot trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Snot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jones looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Snot puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Snot is trying to control the action in half guard but Jones is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Snot content to control rather than advance.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Snot wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jones keeps working.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Snot tries to pass to full mount but Jones defends it.
Snot is stalling here. Jones is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Snot seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Jones has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Snot tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Snot manages to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piet Snot dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jones misses with a takedown attempt - Snot sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Snot fails in his attempt to clinch.
A punch combination from Snot misses.

Snot decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Snot wants to take a breather but Jones is having none of it.
Jones is positioning himself well to prevent Snot advancing to mount.
Snot trying to pass the guard but Jones defending well.
Jones is refusing to be controlled, as Snot sits in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Snot is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Snot trying to mount his opponent but Jones defends it.
Snot thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Snot prevents Jones from improving his position.
Snot is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Snot misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snot throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jones misses with a low kick as Snot jumps back.
Jones misses with a leg kick
and Snot counters with a thumping low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Snot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Snot shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Jones manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Snot trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones keeping full guard, as Snot tries to pass.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snot passes Jones's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Snot. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Jones trying to hold on to Snot's head to control him but Snot postures up.
Jones is staying active underneath Snot, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Snot throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Snot moves into full mount! Jones won't be happy about that!
Snot misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Jones is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Snot trying to control but Jones is having none of it.
Snot sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Snot has hold of Jones's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Jones manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Jones tries to hold on but Snot postures up.
Snot can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jones is looking to escape.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Snot takes Jones's back.
Snot controls the position.

Snot has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Jones has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Snot is controlling the position but Jones somehow manages to roll and ends up with half guard.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Snot trying to control from half guard but Jones is working away.
Snot trying to mount his opponent but Jones defends it.
Snot is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Snot wants to take a breather but Jones is having none of it.
Snot controlling the action here.
Jones keeping control of the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piet Snot showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Snot's waist but Snot gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jones off to one side.
Snot lands with a kick to the temple. Jones shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Jimmy Jones has been cut.
Snot tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jones shoots in but Snot avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jimmy Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snot tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jones with a poor takedown
and Snot makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmy Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snot throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Snot turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Snot looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jones is fending him off so far but Snot persists. Nope, Jones circles away and we're back to standing.

Snot feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Snot wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Snot's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Snot trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Piet Snot has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Snot closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Snot lands in his opponent's guard.
Snot wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Snot content to stall in guard here.
Jones is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Piet Snot has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Snot will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jones shoots in for a double leg but Snot sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Snot tried to score with a low kick but Jones checks it.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Snot tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jones paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Snot tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jones sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Snot somewhat.
Nice body kick from Snot.
Snot is looking to clinch.
A good leg kick by Snot.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Snot lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Snot darts in and clinches Jones up against the cage.

Snot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Snot lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jones is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Snot lands a slapping body shot.
Snot connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Snot throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Snot dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Snot chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Jones moves forwards but Snot connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Snot looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jones is fending him off so far but Snot persists. Nope, Jones circles away and we're back to standing.
A slow jab from Snot misses its intended target.
Snot throws a leg kick but Jones checks it.
Jones avoids the head kick by Snot.
Snot throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Jones has his takedown stuffed

and Snot counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jones won't be happy with that.
Snot is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Piet Snot has got the better of the ground game so far.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Jones is not content to let Snot control the position.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Piet Snot was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Snot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Jones closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Snot to the mat! Snot manages to get full guard.
Jimmy Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Snot looking for a sweep. Not yet Snot, not yet.
Piet Snot is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Snot is trying to control the position but Jones postures up.
Snot has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Snot pulls Jones in close to his closed guard and prevents Jones from doing any damage or advancing position.
Snot trying to control the position.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Piet Snot wasn't active enough on the ground.

Jones closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Snot wants to get back to full guard.
Snot moves into full guard.
Jones postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Snot is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

And that's the end of the fight!
Piet Snot comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Snot has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Piet Snot!
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight for Piet Snot!
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Piet Snot!

Piet Snot wins by unanimous decision!