PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Kraken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Beast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kraken's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Battle Without Honor Or Humanity. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kraken
vs
Beast

188 cm
26
281 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

190 cm
26
260 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Fugly Face Clothing ($20 or less)
KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, The Kraken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mr Beast!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beast scores with a jab.

It looks like The Kraken has been cut.
Kraken slips under a jab.
Beast misses with the combination.
Kraken ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mr Beast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Beast, as that shot connected.

Kraken gets a takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kraken is thwarting Beast's attempts to control the position.

Beast looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beast wants to get back to full guard.
Kraken frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Beast really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beast throwing hammer fists to the chest of Kraken. What's that going to do exactly?
Kraken raining down hammerfists from mount.

It looks like Mr Beast has been cut.
Beast trying desperately to get to his feet.
Kraken breaks from Beast's wrist control and lands an elbow.

That has opened up Mr Beast's cut even more.
Beast is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Kraken is in the full mount, landing strikes.

The cut above Mr Beast's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mr Beast's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). The Kraken!