PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr STEEL PENN (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dim Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). STEEL PENN's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Everything in it's right place. The crowd seem to be enjoying Mir's choice of entrance music: Big Pimpin. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dim Mir was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

STEEL PENN
vs
Mir

186 cm
24
183 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

190 cm
22
170 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

STEEL PENN'S SKIN SHOP / Money Exchange!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mr STEEL PENN!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dim Mir!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mir connects with a high kick.
STEEL PENN misses with a wild body shot.
Mir looking to land some kicks to the body here.
STEEL PENN rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mir counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Mir misses with a two punch combination.
Mr STEEL PENN seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mir looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
STEEL PENN takes a jab right on the kisser.
STEEL PENN moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
STEEL PENN misses the shot to the body.
Mir scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
STEEL PENN throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
STEEL PENN rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Mir counter with a right hand.
STEEL PENN misses with a left hand
and Mir counters with a body kick that stops STEEL PENN in his tracks momentarily.
Mir turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
STEEL PENN ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mir misses with a wild combination.
A jab from STEEL PENN misses.
Mir moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Mir misses with a kick to the body.
STEEL PENN looks to score with a jab to the body but Mir is just out of range.
STEEL PENN shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
STEEL PENN ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mir moves away.
STEEL PENN throws an off balance right hand
and Mir counters with a two punch combo.
STEEL PENN connects with the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Mir misses with a head kick.
Mir throws a combination but it was largely blocked by STEEL PENN.
Mir throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from STEEL PENN. Mir does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mir lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but STEEL PENN circles away quickly and effectively.
STEEL PENN throws a lazy uppercut
and Mir counters with a nice leg kick.
Mir connects with a crisp jab.
Mir misses with a two punch combination.
STEEL PENN fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mir looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
STEEL PENN misses with a wild body shot.
Mir darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

STEEL PENN is rocked!
Mir is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops STEEL PENN like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving STEEL PENN from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dim Mir!
Dim Mir is the new welterweight champion!