PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alfa Uros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike The Meth Addict (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying The Meth Addict's choice of entrance music: Lava Lava by Boys Noize. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Uros
vs
The Meth Addict

182 cm
21
193 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

196 cm
24
194 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfa Uros!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike The Meth Addict!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uros moves to clinch but The Meth Addict breaks away
and The Meth Addict counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Uros tries to clinch
and The Meth Addict counters with a stiff right hand.
The Meth Addict cracks a nice hook into Uros's ribs.
Uros misses with a double jab
and The Meth Addict cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Uros misses with an uppercut
and Uros takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Uros swings away with a body shot that misses
and The Meth Addict counters with a nice uppercut.
The Meth Addict throws a combination that misses
and Uros counters with a straight right hand.
A jab from The Meth Addict misses.
The Meth Addict stalks Uros and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Uros's face. Uros staggers backwards, shaken.
The Meth Addict throws a body punch but Uros moves out of range.
Uros misses with a shot to the body
and The Meth Addict counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Uros is looking to clinch.
The Meth Addict's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Uros connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! The Meth Addict scrambles back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uros takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Uros thuds his shin into the meat of The Meth Addict's side.
The Meth Addict has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The Meth Addict uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uros.
Uros wants to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Uros. That's going to slow The Meth Addict down.
Uros throws a combination that misses
and The Meth Addict counters with a nice uppercut.
Uros tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. The Meth Addict manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Meth Addict ducks under a wild hook from Uros.
The Meth Addict lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Uros lands with a cross.
The Meth Addict misses with an uppercut.
Uros is looking to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uros swings widly with a right hand
and The Meth Addict counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Meth Addict is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Uros had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
The Meth Addict throws a right and a left that both miss.
The Meth Addict fails to land with a series of punches.
Uros throws a sloppy body shot
and The Meth Addict connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Meth Addict lands a nice looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uros throws a right hand that misses
letting The Meth Addict counter with a right hand.
Uros throws a chopping leg kick but The Meth Addict manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The Meth Addict throws a series of punches but Uros moves out of range.
Uros throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Meth Addict counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Meth Addict lands a really nice looking cross but Uros seems unphased.
Uros misses with an uppercut
and The Meth Addict counters with a straight right hand.
The Meth Addict lands with a nice body punch.
Uros throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uros tries to clinch but The Meth Addict is having none of it.
Uros misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Meth Addict counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Uros wants to clinch up but The Meth Addict keeps it at a distance.
The Meth Addict is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Uros swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Uros takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Uros throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Uros slips a straight right by The Meth Addict.
Uros misses with a left hand
and The Meth Addict counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Uros. The Meth Addict does a little dance to reset his feet.
Some bone on bone action there as The Meth Addict checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Uros tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Meth Addict ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uros moves away.
Uros moves in looking to clinch but The Meth Addict pushes him off.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Meth Addict. Uros does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uros tries to clinch but The Meth Addict moves away
and The Meth Addict counters with a stiff right hand.
The Meth Addict on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Meth Addict throws a right hand that Uros ducks under and follows up with a left that Uros also avoids with ease.
Uros swings widly with a right hand
and Uros takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Meth Addict avoids the body shot from Uros.
Uros throws a poor cross that misses
and The Meth Addict counters with a stiff right hand.
Uros throws a hook to the side of The Meth Addict's head but The Meth Addict sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jab by The Meth Addict.
Uros missing with a left hand there. The Meth Addict was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Uros misses with a lunging right hand
and The Meth Addict counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Uros tries to clinch but The Meth Addict moves out of range.
The Meth Addict takes a swing at Uros's ribcage but misses.
Uros looks to clinch
and The Meth Addict counters with a one-two to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Meth Addict lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike The Meth Addict dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Uros throws a solid leg kick but The Meth Addict takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Uros.
The Meth Addict avoids the body shot from Uros.
The Meth Addict throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Uros takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Uros rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and The Meth Addict counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Uros wants to clinch up but The Meth Addict keeps it at a distance.
The Meth Addict changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The Meth Addict avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The Meth Addict keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Uros throws an off balance right hand
and The Meth Addict counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A looping hook to the body misses from Uros. The Meth Addict does a little dance to reset his feet.
Uros tries a head kick but it misses.
Uros looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Uros misses with a body punch
and The Meth Addict counters with a stiff right hand.
The Meth Addict is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uros throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Meth Addict counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Uros thinking.
The Meth Addict moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Uros throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Meth Addict counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Danga de danga de dang - The Meth Addict scores with a four punch combination!
The Meth Addict dips to his left and cracks Uros with an uppercut!
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Uros throws a body punch but The Meth Addict moves out of range.
Uros gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Uros will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Uros misses with a body punch
and The Meth Addict counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Uros is rocked!
The Meth Addict misses with a hook. Uros ducked under it nicely.
Oh Uros is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Uros throws a looping overhand right but The Meth Addict ducks down to avoid it.
Uros seems to have got his legs back now.
Uros misses with a lunging right hand
and Uros takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Meth Addict lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Uros backs up against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uros misses with a shot to the body
and The Meth Addict counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uros misses with a hook to the body
and The Meth Addict counters with a nice body shot.
Uros misses with a left hand
and The Meth Addict cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Uros looks to clinch
and The Meth Addict counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Uros takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Good standup being displayed there by The Meth Addict as he connects with a hook.
The Meth Addict keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uros misses with a jab to the body
letting The Meth Addict counter with a right hand.
Uros misses with a left hand
and The Meth Addict counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Uros darts in trying to clinch
and Uros takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Uros takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Uros keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Uros might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uros misses with a jab to the body
and The Meth Addict cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Meth Addict misses with a series of wild punches.
Mike The Meth Addict seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Uros fails in his attempt to clinch.
Uros swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling The Meth Addict to counter with a crisp jab.
The Meth Addict scores with a hook to the body. Uros takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Meth Addict lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Uros on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Uros tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Alfa Uros seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uros moves forwards but The Meth Addict connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Uros misses with a body shot
and The Meth Addict counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A lazy left from The Meth Addict finds it's target.
The Meth Addict throws a hook but Uros avoids it easily.
Uros throws a combination that misses
and Uros takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uros throws a series of punches but The Meth Addict moves out of range.
The Meth Addict misses with a double jab.
Uros lands a nice hook to The Meth Addict's body. The Meth Addict takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The Meth Addict scores with the left hand. Uros knows he should have avoided that one.
Uros is really struggling to find his range with his punches. The Meth Addict's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Meth Addict avoids a kick to the body.
The Meth Addict has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Uros throws out a loose jab but The Meth Addict uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Meth Addict connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Uros momentarily.
Uros misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Meth Addict.
Uros scores with a nice head shot.
The Meth Addict misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uros takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The Meth Addict connects with a body shot.
A nice combination there by The Meth Addict.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike The Meth Addict showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

The Meth Addict throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Uros crashing down! Uros tries to stagger back to his feet but The Meth Addict just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Uros asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike The Meth Addict!