PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fjalar Fuzzy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dominic Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuzzy comes to the cage accompanied by the sound of screaming sluts. Harris has chosen Brotha Lynch Hung - That's What I Said as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fuzzy
vs
Harris

188 cm
24
215 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

195 cm
25
218 lbs
16 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Firebird Designs
Broken Halo Pride Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fjalar Fuzzy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dominic Harris!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harris swings widly with a right hand
enabling Fuzzy to counter with a crisp jab.
Fuzzy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

Harris fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fuzzy, pushing him back against the cage.
Harris lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fuzzy backwards.
Harris takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Dominic Harris has been cut.
Fuzzy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fuzzy can't break the clinch.
Fuzzy working hard to break the clinch.
Harris lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fuzzy misses with an elbow strike.
Harris just leaning against Fuzzy, taking a breather.
Harris tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fuzzy has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Fuzzy manages to break the clinch.
Harris throws a leg kick but Fuzzy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Harris moves away from the strike by Fuzzy.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Fuzzy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harris throws a lazy body kick
and Fuzzy counters with an outside leg kick.
Harris looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuzzy misses with a low kick as Harris jumps back.
Fuzzy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Harris paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fuzzy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Harris has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Harris and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Harris throws a body punch but Fuzzy moves out of range.
Harris throws a sloppy body shot
and Fuzzy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fuzzy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Harris swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Harris misses with a straight right.
Fuzzy wants to clinch up but Harris keeps it at a distance.
Fuzzy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Harris paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fuzzy tries to clinch there but Harris circles away.
A low kick from Harris misses

and Fuzzy counters with a nice right hand that sends Harris toppling to the canvas! Harris scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Fuzzy finish him?!

Harris is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Harris throws a wild body kick that Fuzzy sees coming a mile off.
Harris is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuzzy finish him?
Harris misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Harris seems to have recovered his senses.
Harris has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuzzy.
Fuzzy misses with a body kick.
No joy there for Harris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuzzy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuzzy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fuzzy connects with a right hand. Harris shakes it off.
Harris misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Fuzzy counters with a crisp one two that drops Harris! Fuzzy thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Harris to his feet! Harris is in big trouble!
Fuzzy lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fjalar Fuzzy!
Fjalar Fuzzy is the new light heavyweight champion!