PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Trudeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Idiot
vs
Trudeau

180 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
182 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

CageFrog

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pierre Trudeau!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Yves DeLean and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut there from Idiot.
Trudeau shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Idiot as he jumps to the side.
Nice straight punches there by Idiot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Idiot.

Idiot gets caught flat footed, as Trudeau shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Trudeau wants to control from the top but Idiot keeps moving.
Idiot wants to stand but Trudeau is controlling the position.
Trudeau is pushing down on Idiot's leg trying to pass to half guard. Idiot is fighting to maintain full guard but Trudeau has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trudeau wants to lay and pray for a moment but Idiot keeps working.
Trudeau trying to control the pace.
Trudeau throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Idiot is staying active underneath Trudeau, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Idiot knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Trudeau on the ground.
Idiot pushes Trudeau off looking to stand but Trudeau dives back in and keeps control.
Trudeau wants to pass the guard but Idiot is defending well.

Trudeau seems to be looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Trudeau missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Trudeau content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Trudeau wants to control but Idiot is keeping him busy.
Trudeau is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trudeau works his way into side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.

Trudeau looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Idiot on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Idiot tries to get out of the position.
Trudeau wants to lay and pray for a moment but Idiot keeps working.
Trudeau in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.

Trudeau decides to stand up, so the ref orders Idiot to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trudeau tries for a takedown but Idiot sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Nice takedown defense from Idiot. No joy for Trudeau on that attempt.
Blithering Idiot has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pierre Trudeau.
Trudeau fails to land the takedown.
Trudeau fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Idiot scores with a punch to the head.
Idiot works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pierre Trudeau will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Trudeau shoots in but no luck this time.
Idiot lands with a straight right. Trudeau didn't see that one coming.
Idiot scores with a body shot.
Idiot scores with a hook to the body. Trudeau takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Idiot scores with a jab to the head.
Idiot keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Trudeau on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot digs a good hook to Trudeau's body.
Trudeau is breathing heavily.
Idiot just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice shot lands for Idiot.
Trudeau takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Trudeau is rocked!
Idiot lands a body shot.
Trudeau is still on wobbly legs! Can Idiot finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Idiot is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Trudeau hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Blithering Idiot!