PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Shawn Kronburger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Unclefucker. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kronburger
vs
Cartman

184 cm
24
180 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

184 cm
24
179 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Katukauppa.com

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Shawn Kronburger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kronburger is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Kronburger darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kronburger misses with a looping left.
Shawn Kronburger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kronburger thows a body shot but no joy.
Kronburger misses with a looping left.
Cartman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kronburger cracks a nice hook into Cartman's ribs.
Cartman lands a nice looking body shot.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cartman tries to land a front kick but Kronburger steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Cartman clinches.

Kronburger breaks the clinch.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kronburger throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
A jab from Kronburger misses.
Cartman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
Kronburger throws a big shot that misses.
Kronburger checks a leg kick.
Kronburger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kronburger misses the jab.
Cartman fails with the takedown.
Shawn Kronburger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Kronburger throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
A low kick from Cartman is predictable there
enabling Kronburger to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kronburger's sensitive parts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Some wild striking there from Kronburger.
Cartman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kronburger is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Kronburger lands a nice looking body shot.
Kronburger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Kronburger.
Kronburger throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cartman counters with an inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cartman.
Kronburger throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cartman counters with a head kick.
Kronburger misses with a hook.
Kronburger throws an off balance right hand
and Cartman counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A slow jab from Kronburger misses its intended target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kronburger swings widly with a right hand
and Cartman counters with a low kick, right behind Kronburger 's knee.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a leg kick
and Kronburger counters with a straight right hand.
A jab from Cartman misses.
Kronburger stuffs the takedown attempt from Cartman. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kronburger is fending him off so far but Cartman persists. Nope, Kronburger circles away and we're back to standing.
Cartman misses with a body kick.
Cartman misses with a low kick as Kronburger jumps back.
Cartman misses with a low kick.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Kronburger.
Cartman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A bone on bone clash there as Kronburger blocks the leg kick.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice jab there from Kronburger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Kronburger throws a right hand that misses
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Kronburger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cartman scores with a head kick. Kronburger tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kronburger throws the left hand but Cartman avoids the punch easily.
Cartman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kronburger.
Kronburger lands with a shot to the body.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Cartman swings for the body but Kronburger moves out of range.
Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kronburger.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Kronburger tries to sprawl but Cartman drives through with a takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Eric Cartman will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Kronburger throws a poor cross that misses
and Cartman counters with a low kick, right behind Kronburger 's knee.
Kronburger scores with a body shot.
Kronburger misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
Kronburger lands with a right hand.
Kronburger looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
Cartman tried to score with a low kick but Kronburger checks it.
Kronburger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kronburger misses with a hook
and Cartman counters with a thumping low kick.
Kronburger throws an off balance right hand
and Cartman counters with a nice body shot.
Kronburger stuffs the takedown attempt from Cartman. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet.
Cartman thows a leg kick but Kronburger checks it
and Kronburger makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kronburger throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Kronburger throws a right hand that misses

and Cartman counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Kronburger is trying to push Cartman away but Cartman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kronburger managing to block the knees to the body from Cartman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Kronburger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kronburger is trying to stall.
Cartman tries a body shot but Kronburger blocks it.
Cartman tries to throw a body punch but Kronburger avoids it by throwing Cartman back against the cage.
Cartman misses with a body punch.

Kronburger breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kronburger misses with a hook to the body
and Cartman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab lands there for Cartman.
Kronburger throws an off balance right hand
and Cartman counters with a thumping low kick.
Kronburger lands with an uppercut that bounces Cartman off the cage and back into rage.
Kronburger throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cartman. That's going to slow Kronburger down.
Kronburger misses with a right hand
and Cartman counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Kronburger scores with a jab.
Kronburger misses with a wild body shot.
Kronburger takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kronburger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Kronburger ducks down to avoid it.
Kronburger misses with a right hand
and Kronburger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kronburger.
Kronburger misses with a lunging right hand

and Cartman counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Kronburger slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kronburger avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Kronburger is controlling Cartman's posture.
Cartman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kronburger swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kronburger working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cartman.
Cartman passes into half guard.
Cartman is just content to waste time from the top position. Kronburger takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Kronburger keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
Kronburger seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman trying to control but Kronburger is working from the bottom.
Cartman looking to sit in guard and control but Kronburger gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Kronburger is looking to stand up but Cartman won't let him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A telegraphed right hand from Kronburger misses the target.
Kronburger moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kronburger misses with a straight left.
Kronburger connects with a body shot.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cartman throws a solid leg kick but Kronburger takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cartman.
Kronburger is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kronburger swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Kronburger swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Kronburger misses with a hook
and Cartman counters with a nice leg kick.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Kronburger.
A telegraphed right hand from Kronburger misses the target.
Cartman slips under a jab.
Cartman has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kronburger finds it's way round the side to connect with Cartman's head.
Kronburger has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cartman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kronburger misses with a looping left.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Kronburger is just out of range.
A low kick from Cartman misses
and Kronburger counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kronburger misses with a straight right.
Kronburger swings widly with a right hand

and Cartman counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Cartman.

Kronburger escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kronburger thuds a left hand into Cartman's body.
Kronburger misses with an uppercut
and Cartman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Shawn Kronburger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kronburger listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cartman throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Kronburger's waist but Kronburger gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cartman off to one side.
Kronburger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartman.
Kronburger misses with a hook
and Cartman counters with a low kick, right behind Kronburger 's knee.
Cartman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kronburger throws out the jab.
Kronburger misses the shot to the body.
Kronburger jabs at Cartman's body.
Shawn Kronburger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a head kick that misses.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Kronburger sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cartman.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Kronburger circles away.
Kronburger jabs Cartman to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cartman scores with a shot to the body.
Nice shot by Kronburger.
Cartman slips a straight right by Kronburger.
Kronburger dips to his left and cracks Cartman with an uppercut!
Kronburger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kronburger blocks a head kick by Cartman.
Kronburger takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kronburger misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
Kronburger swings widly with a right hand
and Cartman counters with a left to the body.
Kronburger misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman lands a right hook to the body.
Kronburger misses with a hook.
Cartman misses with a leg kick.
Cartman tries to land a front kick but Kronburger steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cartman throws a wild body kick that Kronburger sees coming a mile off.
Cartman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cartman throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kronburger lands a glancing blow to the side of Cartman's head.
Kronburger misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cartman blocks a low kick nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kronburger misses with a jab to the body

and Cartman counters by moving into the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Cartman.

Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kronburger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartman.
Cartman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kronburger throws out the jab.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Kronburger.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kronburger.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Kronburger sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cartman tries to land a leg kick but Kronburger saw it coming and moves away.
Kronburger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman connects with a high kick.
A nice combination there by Kronburger.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kronburger.
Kronburger misses with a left hand
and Cartman counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Kronburger is lucky that one didn't land flush.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Cartman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!