PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manuel Castro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Castro
vs
Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do

200 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

150 cm
26
300 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Manuel Castro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Castro with a lazy takedown attempt

and Any Ting Ul Do counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Castro moves into full guard.
Any Ting Ul Do makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Any Ting Ul Do lands a couple of elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Any Ting Ul Do works over Castro with some ground and pound from guard.

It looks like Manuel Castro has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Any Ting Ul Do trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Castro will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Castro trying to control the position.
Any Ting Ul Do throwing strikes from guard but Castro blocks nicely.
Any Ting Ul Do throws a strike but Castro rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Any Ting Ul Do trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Castro could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castro trying to control but Any Ting Ul Do is working from the bottom.
Any Ting Ul Do is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Castro is controlling him.
Any Ting Ul Do thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Castro will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Any Ting Ul Do tries to strike from the bottom.
Any Ting Ul Do wants to get back to his feet but Castro is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Castro pushes down on Any Ting Ul Do's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Castro passes to full mount!
Any Ting Ul Do is desperately trying to improve his position but Castro has a good base and remains in mount.

Any Ting Ul Do has left one of his arms exposed and Castro doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Any Ting Ul Do screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Manuel Castro!