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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Complete Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adam Cooper is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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205 lbs
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210 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Adam Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Complete Idiot!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot looks to land a combination but Cooper avoids it well.
Cooper looks to land a combination. Idiot sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
It looks like Complete Idiot has been cut.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cooper was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Cooper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Idiot cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Idiot throws a right and a left that Cooper avoids nicely.
Complete Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cooper misses with a body punch
and Idiot counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot by Idiot.
Cooper digs a good body shot into Idiot's ribs.
Idiot scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cooper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot misses the body punch
and Cooper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Idiot looks gassed!
Idiot throws a nice looking combination but Cooper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cooper lands a right hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cooper just misses with a punch to the body.
Cooper misses with a body shot
and Idiot counters with a one-two to the body.
Cooper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Idiot manages to avoid it.
Cooper misses the shot to the body.
Idiot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A shot to the liver by Cooper. Beautiful body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper throws a body punch but Idiot moves out of range.
Cooper throws a body punch but Idiot moves out of range.
Cooper really is a fat lump.
Cooper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idiot fails to land with a series of punches.
Idiot is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Idiot throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Idiot!
Idiot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cooper moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot thows a body shot but no joy.
Cooper throws a sloppy body shot
and Idiot counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Idiot throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cooper counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cooper swings for the body but Idiot moves out of range.
Cooper connects with a body shot.
Cooper tries to clinch up.
Cooper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Idiot was well out of range. Poor timing from Cooper.
Idiot misses with a left hand
and Cooper counters with a nice body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idiot takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cooper misses with a body shot.
Idiot looks to throw the jab but Cooper is out of range.
Cooper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Idiot manages to avoid it.
Cooper misses with a body punch
and Idiot makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Idiot throws a right and a left that Cooper avoids nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cooper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Idiot tries to bum rush Cooper with a series of wild strikes but Cooper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adam Cooper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Complete Idiot's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A combination from Idiot does no damage.
Idiot lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Idiot has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Idiot lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cooper avoids the body shot from Idiot.
Cooper is looking to wear down Idiot with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Idiot looks to score with a jab to the body but Cooper is just out of range.
Idiot connects with a right hand. Cooper shakes it off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cooper is looking to clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Idiot. Cooper does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooper misses with a jab to the body
and Idiot counters with a stiff right hand.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Idiot might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Cooper has got the better of the exchanges.
Idiot looks to land a combination but Cooper avoids it well.
Idiot lands a slapping body shot.
Cooper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Idiot counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cooper misses the body punch
and Idiot counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Idiot lands with a cross.
Cooper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Cooper throws a predictable looking body shot
and Idiot counters with a one-two to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper tries to clinch there but Idiot circles away.
Idiot moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Cooper jabs Idiot to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cooper swings for the body but Idiot moves out of range.
Cooper misses with a hook to the body
and Idiot counters with a two punch combo.
Cooper takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cooper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Idiot counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot throws a body punch but Cooper moves out of range.
Cooper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
No joy there for Cooper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cooper misses with a hook to the body
and Idiot counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cooper swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Idiot counters with a stiff right hand.
Idiot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Idiot misses with a double jab
and Cooper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idiot connects with a body shot.
Idiot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sloppy strikes from Idiot. Those never looked like landing.
Idiot avoids the body shot from Cooper.
A jab from Idiot does it's job there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Complete Idiot will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Complete Idiot's cut.
That's time! Cooper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Idiot misses with an uppercut. Cooper saw that one coming.
Idiot misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cooper is looking to clinch.
Cooper misses with a shot to the body
and Idiot counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Idiot throws a hook but Cooper blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Idiot throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cooper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Idiot connects with a jab.
Nice cross by Idiot.
Idiot takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot misses with a double jab
and Cooper counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Cooper.
Cooper leaning his opponent against the cage.
Idiot is trying to break free.
Idiot wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Idiot is trying to force a seperation but Cooper has the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cooper being controlled against the cage.
Idiot throws a punch but it's blocked by Cooper.
Idiot wants to stall.
Cooper is struggling to control the position.
Cooper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Idiot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cooper will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Idiot up against the cage.
Idiot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Idiot can't break the clinch.
Idiot is trying to push Cooper away but Cooper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Cooper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cooper blocking some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Idiot stalling in the clinch but Cooper improves position.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Idiot has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Idiot trying to control the position but instead, Cooper has worked for underhooks and has pushed Idiot into the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Complete Idiot.
Idiot throws a right hand that Cooper ducks under and follows up with a left that Cooper also avoids with ease.
And that's the end of the fight!
Adam Cooper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cooper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adam Cooper!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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