PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pat Slammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elvis Presley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slammer comes to the cage accompanied by my wife my bitch my girl. Presley has chosen Burning love as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Pat Slammer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Elvis Presley's chin.

Slammer
vs
Presley

152 cm
19
290 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

210 cm
23
301 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
KO power

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Global Nutritional ACME (Q157) 90% ROR on Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pat Slammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Elvis Presley!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Dean Styles and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Presley gets a clinch.
Presley lands a nice uppercut.
Slammer tries to land a knee to the head but Presley blocks with his arms.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Presley just misses with a elbow thrown towards Slammer's brow.
Presley pushes off an throws an elbow but Slammer leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Slammer just misses with a elbow thrown towards Presley's brow.
Presley creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Slammer throws an elbow that misses.
Slammer could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Slammer pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Slammer trying to land knees to the body.
Presley throws an elbow but it misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Slammer throws an elbow but misses.
Presley managing to block the knees to the body from Slammer.
Slammer blocks an elbow strike.
Presley lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Pat Slammer has been cut.
Slammer pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Slammer lands an elbow inside.
Slammer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Slammer lands an elbow inside.
Slammer throws an elbow that misses.
Presley tries to land a knee to the head but Slammer blocks with his arms.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Presley.
With the fighters up against the cage, Presley throws an elbow but misses.
Slammer tries a knee to the head but Presley blocks it.
Slammer dodges an elbow strike from Presley.
Slammer throws an elbow but it misses.
Presley on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Presley scores with a nice hook to the head.
Presley throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Presley just misses with a elbow thrown towards Slammer's brow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Presley lands an elbow that stopped Slammer in his tracks for a moment.
Slammer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Presley lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Presley lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Slammer.
Presley tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Slammer avoids it.
Presley lands a left hand.
Slammer is breathing heavily.
Presley misses with an elbow strike.
Presley lands an elbow that stopped Slammer in his tracks for a moment.
Slammer takes an elbow to the temple.

Pat Slammer's cut is getting worse.
Slammer creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice elbow from Presley.
Slammer avoids a wild elbow strike from Presley.

Presley drops Slammer onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Slammer is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Slammer is rocked!

Pat Slammer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slammer dodges an elbow strike from Presley.
Presley pushes Slammer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Presley lands a nice knee to the body.
A short uppercut from Presley.
Oh Slammer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Presley tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Slammer seems to have got his legs back now.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Presley.
Slammer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Knees to the body from Presley.
A short left from Presley.
A right hook to the body lands for Presley.
Presley lands an elbow inside that Slammer shrugs off.

Jeez, Pat Slammer's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

Presley drops Slammer onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Slammer is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pat Slammer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Elvis Presley!