PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Brooks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clickity Cluck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brooks comes to the cage accompanied by Eminem-Not Afraid. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Clickity Cluck enters the cage!

Brooks
vs
Cluck

187 cm
23
260 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

205 cm
25
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

XTREME PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Brooks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Clickity Cluck!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cluck lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cluck scores with a leg kick.
Cluck connects with a jab.
Cluck throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Brooks stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cluck scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cluck thumps Brooks with a low kick.
Clickity Cluck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cluck connects with a body shot.
Brooks is breathing heavily.
Brooks on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cluck lands a nice shot to the body.
Cluck lands a body shot.
Cluck lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Jack Brooks has been cut.
Cluck with a jab.

Brooks is rocked!
Brooks takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cluck lands a nice looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brooks moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Oh Brooks is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cluck fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Brooks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cluck lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Brooks crumples to the floor! Cluck milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Clickity Cluck!