PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Batang Makisig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douche Wellington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Makisig
vs
Wellington

173 cm
21
145 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

175 cm
19
145 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Batang Makisig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Douche Wellington!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Makisig with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Wellington counter with a right hand.
Makisig misses with a takedown
and Wellington counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Batang Makisig has been cut.
Makisig gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Wellington counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Batang Makisig. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Makisig shoots and misses
and Wellington counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Makisig is rocked!
Makisig misses with a takedown
and Wellington scores with a counter punch that sends Makisig to the canvas! Wellington smells blood - he's punishing Makisig with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Makisig has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Douche Wellington!