PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hubert Gumphrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Condoms comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Condoms
vs
Gumphrey

188 cm
22
194 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

179 cm
22
189 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Lightning Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eyehate Condoms!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hubert Gumphrey!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gumphrey misses with a takedown attempt
and Condoms counters with a straight right hand.
Gumphrey swings away with a body shot that misses
and Condoms counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gumphrey scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Eyehate Condoms has been cut.
Gumphrey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Condoms counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gumphrey lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Condoms at a distance.
Gumphrey takes a swing at Condoms's ribcage but misses.
Gumphrey misses with a shot to the body
and Condoms cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gumphrey connects with a nice looking jab.
Gumphrey takes a swing at Condoms's ribcage but misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Condoms.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gumphrey misses with a body punch
and Condoms counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Gumphrey misses with a combination
and Condoms counters with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Condoms throws a quick inside leg kick.
Gumphrey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Gumphrey misses with a hook to the body
and Condoms counters with a nice low kick that buckles Gumphrey's knee momentarily.
Nice uppercut there from Gumphrey.
Condoms throws a wild body kick that Gumphrey sees coming a mile off.
Gumphrey on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Gumphrey throws a lazy uppercut
and Condoms counters with a solid body kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Condoms as he connects with a hook.
An inside leg kick lands from Condoms.
Gumphrey misses with an uppercut
and Condoms counters with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Condoms lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Gumphrey looks gassed!
Gumphrey misses with a hook to the body
and Condoms counters with a body kick.
Gumphrey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Condoms counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Condoms misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gumphrey takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Gumphrey throws an off balance right hand
and Condoms counters with a thumping low kick.
Condoms throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Gumphrey.
Gumphrey swings widly with a right hand
and Condoms counters with an inside leg kick.
A punch combination from Condoms misses.
Condoms lands the left hand.
Gumphrey misses with a hook to the body
and Condoms makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Gumphrey really felt that one!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gumphrey has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Condoms.
Gumphrey misses with a left hand
and Condoms counters with a nice leg kick.
Gumphrey takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Condoms scoring well with a low kick there.
Gumphrey shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Condoms lands a right hook to the body.
Gumphrey dodges the punch combination from Condoms.
A chopping leg kick lands by Condoms.
Condoms scores with a one two! Gumphrey had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Condoms throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Condoms pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gumphrey misses with a combination
and Condoms counters with a flying knee. Nice.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gumphrey has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Condoms.
Gumphrey throws an off balance right hand
and Condoms counters with a head kick.
Gumphrey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Condoms makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Condoms lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gumphrey throws a lazy uppercut
and Condoms counters with a left to the body.
Gumphrey takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Condoms lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gumphrey's sensitive parts.
An inside leg kick lands from Condoms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyehate Condoms dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyehate Condoms's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Condoms works over Gumphrey's head and body with a nice combination.
Gumphrey misses with a double jab
and Condoms counters with a good, hard body kick but Gumphrey shrugs it off.
Condoms takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Gumphrey throws a lazy uppercut
and Condoms counters with a two punch combo.
Gumphrey throws a combination that misses
and Condoms finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Condoms closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Gumphrey misses with a hook to the body
and Condoms cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hubert Gumphrey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gumphrey misses with a jab to the body
and Condoms counters with a nice body kick.
Gumphrey is breathing heavily.
Condoms explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Condoms cracks a nice hook into Gumphrey's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Condoms.
Gumphrey has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Condoms.
A good leg kick by Condoms.
Condoms fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gumphrey.
Gumphrey takes a kick to the side of the head.
Condoms connects with a good right hand that stumbles Gumphrey. Gumphrey circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Condoms lands a head kick. Gumphrey smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Gumphrey throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Condoms counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Condoms lands a nice hook to Gumphrey's body. Gumphrey takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
No joy there for Condoms, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gumphrey misses with a double jab
and Condoms counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gumphrey throws a lazy uppercut
and Condoms counters with a slapping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A good leg kick by Condoms.
Eyehate Condoms is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gumphrey throws a combination that misses
and Condoms counters with an outside leg kick.
Condoms scores with a sloppy right hand. Gumphrey should have avoided that one.
Gumphrey's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Condoms keeps Gumphrey at a distance using the push kick.
Gumphrey swings widly with a right hand
and Condoms counters with a nice low kick that buckles Gumphrey's knee momentarily.
Gumphrey throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Condoms counters with a big head kick but Gumphrey shrugs it off.
Condoms lands a nice looking kick to the body. Gumphrey takes a step back to recover.
Gumphrey throws an off balance right hand
and Condoms counters with a low kick, right behind Gumphrey 's knee.
An inside leg kick lands from Condoms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Condoms.
Condoms lands a head kick!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Condoms.
Condoms wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Gumphrey takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Condoms keeps Gumphrey at a distance using the push kick.
Eyehate Condoms is winning the standup battle so far.
Condoms chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Condoms keeps Gumphrey at a distance using the push kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Condoms darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Condoms with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Condoms dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Condoms lands a slapping body shot.
Condoms looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Condoms with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gumphrey walks into a stiff left hand from Condoms.
Gumphrey throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Condoms counters with a two punch combo.
Condoms scores with a head kick.
Gumphrey is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gumphrey takes a kick to the side of the head.
Gumphrey misses with a hook to the body
and Condoms connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyehate Condoms dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eyehate Condoms's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Gumphrey wants to clinch.
Condoms moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Condoms scores with a four punch combination!
Gumphrey misses with a shot to the body
and Condoms counters with a three punch combo that has Gumphrey backing up. Gumphrey nods at Condoms to acknowledge the strikes.
That kick from Condoms tenderised Gumphrey's leg. Gumphrey is trying to keep his angry face on.
Condoms lands with a right hand.
Gumphrey takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Gumphrey throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Condoms counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Gumphrey misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Condoms counters with a thumping low kick.
Gumphrey throws a predictable looking body shot
and Condoms counters with a straight right hand.
Gumphrey has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gumphrey throws a combination that misses
and Condoms counters with a one-two to the body.
Condoms pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Gumphrey back to the cage. Condoms follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A shot to the body from Gumphrey misses
and Condoms counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Gumphrey throws a predictable looking body shot
and Condoms counters with a straight right hand.
Condoms moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Condoms cracks Gumphrey with a good jab.
Condoms throws a leg kick which misses Gumphrey's front leg but catches the back leg as Gumphrey tries to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Condoms. That's going to slow Gumphrey down.
Condoms pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Condoms connects with a high kick.
Condoms is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gumphrey can do to turn this around?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms throws a nice head kick!
Gumphrey throws a lazy uppercut
and Condoms counters with a nice leg kick.
Gumphrey takes a kick to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gumphrey takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Gumphrey misses with an uppercut
and Condoms finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Condoms stuffs the takedown.
Condoms's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gumphrey under the eye.
Condoms lands with an overhand left.
Condoms connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gumphrey's hands.
Gumphrey swings widly with a right hand
and Condoms counters with a nice low kick that buckles Gumphrey's knee momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Condoms lands the left hand.
Gumphrey throws a right hand that misses
and Condoms counters with a leg kick.
Gumphrey throws a sloppy body shot
and Gumphrey takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Condoms misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gumphrey swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Condoms counters with a low kick, right behind Gumphrey 's knee.
Condoms scores with a hook to the body. Gumphrey takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Condoms connects with a high kick.
Hubert Gumphrey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gumphrey misses with a body punch
and Condoms makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Condoms lets loose with a powerful body kick. Gumphrey will feel that in the morning.
Condoms bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Condoms throws a nice inside leg kick.
Condoms fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gumphrey has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Condoms scores with a head kick. Gumphrey tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A slapping leg kick lands for Condoms.
Condoms bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gumphrey's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A decent looking cross lands there for Condoms.
Condoms lets loose with a powerful body kick. Gumphrey will feel that in the morning.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Condoms moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Condoms scores with a head kick.
Condoms scores with a leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyehate Condoms showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Condoms has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:25
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyehate Condoms!