PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Rebel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Naksuttava Puimakone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rebel comes into the arena with Motörhead - I'm So Bad (Baby I don't Care) blaring out of the sound system. Dick Rebel has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Rebel
vs
Puimakone

191 cm
20
219 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

212 cm
19
270 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dick Rebel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Naksuttava Puimakone!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rebel throws a poor cross that misses
and Puimakone counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rebel shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Puimakone makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Puimakone lands an overhand right.

It looks like Dick Rebel has been cut.
Rebel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Rebel with a lazy takedown attempt
and Puimakone counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Puimakone dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rebel shoots and misses
and Puimakone counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Rebel. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Puimakone fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Puimakone lands with a shot to the body.
Rebel is breathing heavily.

Puimakone instigates a clinch.
Puimakone lands a nice shot to the body.
Puimakone connects with a knee to the head.
Puimakone lands with a light punch inside.
Puimakone throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Rebel is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Puimakone is keeping busy.
Puimakone cracks Rebel with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puimakone gets through Rebel's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Puimakone using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Puimakone lands a hook that snaps the head of Rebel backwards.
Puimakone connects with a nasty looking knee right to Rebel's face.
Puimakone pushes Rebel back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Puimakone landing knees to the head.
Puimakone lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rebel takes a knee right on the jaw!
Puimakone lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Puimakone lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rebel backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Puimakone.
Puimakone lands a knee to the head.

Dick Rebel's cut is getting worse.
Puimakone lands with a short shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rebel is trying to break the clinch but Puimakone has him pressed against the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puimakone landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Puimakone connects with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Puimakone.
Nice body punch from Puimakone - that landed with a thud.
Puimakone lands a nice knee to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Puimakone.
Puimakone lands a left hand.
Puimakone crunches a lovely knee into Rebel's ribcage.
Puimakone digs a right hand into Rebel's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Rebel's gas tank.
A knee to the head by Puimakone.
Puimakone lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right hand to the body from Puimakone.
Puimakone throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puimakone lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Dick Rebel's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A short right from Puimakone.
Puimakone utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Puimakone landing knees to the head.
Rebel takes a knee to the side of the body.
Puimakone working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rebel tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A knee to the head by Puimakone.

Jeez, Dick Rebel's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

Puimakone drops Rebel with a big knee straight up the middle! Rebel is covering up against the ropes but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Rebel is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dick Rebel's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Naksuttava Puimakone!