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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sergei Klitschko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phineas Ferb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klitschko's entrance music is Monster by Skillet. A fine choice. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Phineas Ferb was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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157 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
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178 cm
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160 lbs
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Good takedowns
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sergei Klitschko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Phineas Ferb!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klitschko misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ferb.
Ferb shoots and misses
letting Klitschko counter with a right hand.
Klitschko throws a big shot that misses.
Ferb throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Klitschko to counter with a crisp jab.
Klitschko scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Klitschko lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ferb closes the distance and clinches up with Klitschko, looking for a takedown. Ferb pushes Klitschko against the cage but Klitschko circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ferb gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Klitschko counters with a straight right hand.
Sergei Klitschko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Phineas Ferb.
Klitschko tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ferb was well out of range. Poor timing from Klitschko.
Ferb takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Klitschko scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Ferb actively working from the bottom here.
Ferb looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Klitschko is looking to advance position but Ferb won't allow it.
Klitschko uses his free foot to push down on Ferb's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Ferb.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klitschko raining down shots from the mount!
Ferb is wriggling around trying to escape.
Ferb bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Ferb drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Klitschko manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Ferb has Klitschko in his guard.
Ferb throws his legs up looking for a submission but Klitschko uses it to pass to side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
An elbow from Klitschko crashes against the mat.
Ferb tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Klitschko wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Ferb on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Ferb regains half guard.
Ferb actively working from the bottom here.
Ferb looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferb looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ferb is looking for a sweep. Klitschko is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Klitschko throwing shots but Ferb is blocking nicely.
Ferb tries to roll over but Klitschko keeps him under control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Ferb looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Klitschko wants to free his trapped foot but Ferb is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ferb is trying to get back to full guard.
Ferb is looking to get back to full guard here but Klitschko has managed to pass to side control instead.
Ferb tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sergei Klitschko dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Klitschko works Ferb's body with a nice hook.
Klitschko swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ferb.
Klitschko throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Klitschko looks to score with a jab to the body but Ferb is just out of range.
Ferb is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klitschko.
Phineas Ferb is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Klitschko lands a nice looking body shot.
Nice jab there from Klitschko.
Klitschko leaves Ferb with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Ferb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Klitschko throws a push kick but Ferb slaps the foot to one side.
Klitschko lands a body shot.
Ferb shoots in but Klitschko avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Ferb tries to move into range but Klitschko moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Ferb tries to clinch there but Klitschko circles away.
Ferb misses with a hook.
Klitschko sizes up Ferb with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Klitschko misses
and Ferb connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Klitschko walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Klitschko is looking to wear down Ferb with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
No joy there for Klitschko, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Klitschko bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Ferb's head backwards.
Ferb throws out a loose jab but Klitschko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Klitschko throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Ferb on the side of the head.
Klitschko comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ferb takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Klitschko lands a jab to the head.
Ferb misses with a takedown
and Klitschko counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Sergei Klitschko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Phineas Ferb.
Ferb throws a shot from downtown. Klitschko moves away and avoids it.
Ferb lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Klitschko circles away quickly and effectively.
A left lands for Klitschko.
Ferb takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Klitschko lands a really nice looking cross but Ferb seems unphased.
Ferb bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Klitschko's head.
Klitschko lands with a nice body punch.
Klitschko stuffs the takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko digs a good body shot into Ferb's ribs.
Ferb tries for a takedown but Klitschko circles away easily
enabling Klitschko to counter with a crisp jab.
Ferb is breathing heavily.
Jab from Klitschko.
Klitschko connects with a single shot there.
Ferb shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Klitschko counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Klitschko lands with a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the liver by Klitschko. Beautiful body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Klitschko.
No luck for Ferb with that takedown attempt.
Klitschko lands with a right hand.
Klitschko with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Klitschko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ferb's jab looks to have found its range, popping Klitschko under the eye.
Klitschko throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sergei Klitschko is winning the standup battle so far.
Klitschko throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ferb stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ferb doesn't seem bothered though.
Ferb tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Klitschko was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferb.
Klitschko misses with a wild body shot.
Ferb is trying desperately to land a takedown but Klitschko is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Ferb.
Klitschko cracks a nice hook into Ferb's ribs.
Klitschko dips to his left and cracks Ferb with an uppercut!
Klitschko swings for the body but Ferb moves out of range.
Klitschko throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ferb on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Klitschko swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Klitschko throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Klitschko ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ferb moves away.
Klitschko throws a head kick that misses.
Klitschko keeps the fight on the outside.
Ferb throws a hook but Klitschko blocks it.
Klitschko moves away from the strike by Ferb.
Ferb misses with a double jab
and Klitschko counters with a takedown into side control.
Ferb tries to bench press Klitschko off him but Klitschko keeps the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Ferb has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Klitschko but great work by Ferb.
Ferb tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ferb has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Klitschko sneaks back into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ferb is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Klitschko defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sergei Klitschko dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Ferb avoids the body shot from Klitschko.
Klitschko lands a really nice looking cross but Ferb seems unphased.
Ferb misses with a double jab
and Klitschko counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Klitschko scoring well with a low kick there.
Klitschko stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ferb.
Klitschko keeps the fight on the outside.
Klitschko lands a jab to the head.
Klitschko lands a body shot.
Klitschko scores with a body shot.
Klitschko swings away with a body shot that misses
and Ferb counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice takedown defense from Klitschko. No joy for Ferb on that attempt.
Ferb tries to land a leg kick but Klitschko saw it coming and moves away.
Klitschko jabs Ferb right on the nose. Ferb blinks but takes it well.
Ferb tries to clinch up
and Klitschko counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ferb takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klitschko wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ferb rushes Klitschko and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Ferb stalling in the clinch.
Klitschko jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ferb walks away with a smile on his face. Klitschko gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Klitschko keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Klitschko misses with a wild body shot.
Klitschko misses with a wild body shot.
Klitschko fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ferb manages to avoid it.
Klitschko scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Klitschko lands a nice shot that snaps Ferb's head back.
Klitschko misses with a body shot.
Ferb moves forwards but Klitschko connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Klitschko bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ferb uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klitschko.
A looping hook to the body misses from Klitschko. Ferb does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ferb walks into a straight right hand from Klitschko.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Klitschko as Ferb shoots in.
Sergei Klitschko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Phineas Ferb.
Klitschko scores with a hook to the body. Ferb takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Klitschko dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Klitschko takes a swing at Ferb's ribcage but misses.
Klitschko fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ferb with a lazy takedown attempt
and Klitschko counters with a nice body kick.
Klitschko is looking to slow Ferb down with leg kicks.
Klitschko lands a slapping body shot.
Klitschko ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ferb shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A jab from Klitschko does it's job there.
Klitschko shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Klitschko trying to pass the guard but Ferb defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferb is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Klitschko pulls his head out easily.
Klitschko passes to full mount!
Phineas Ferb has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Klitschko looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Ferb is desperately trying to improve his position but Klitschko has a good base and remains in mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Klitschko punishing his opponent with strikes.
Sergei Klitschko is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Klitschko is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ferb can do to turn this around?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferb is looking to get to half guard.
Ferb flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Ferb is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Ferb is squirming around, avoiding Klitschko's attempts to control the action.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sergei Klitschko showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Klitschko, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sergei Klitschko!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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