PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ring Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Agnem Klotzk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dong comes to the cage accompanied by Pantera-Walk. Klotzk comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Weisse Wolfe- Ruhm und Ehre kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Dong
vs
Klotzk

190 cm
22
235 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

192 cm
18
250 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Prefers standup

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

BioPharm Nutrition

Transformer Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ring Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Agnem Klotzk!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Paulo Santos and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dong has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dong lands an elbow that stopped Klotzk in his tracks for a moment.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dong lands an elbow that stopped Klotzk in his tracks for a moment.
Dong connects with a knee to the head.
Dong misses with a knee strike.
Nice elbow from Dong.
Dong lands a nice elbow.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Klotzk looks gassed!
Dong scores with a knee to the head.
Dong lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klotzk.
A knee to the head by Dong.
Dong looking to throw knees to the head but Klotzk is blocking nicely.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Dong tries a knee to the head but Klotzk blocks it.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Klotzk tries to score a body lock takedown but Dong shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dong missing with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klotzk goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dong prevents it.
Klotzk goes for a takedown attempt but Dong pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ring Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Agnem Klotzk.
Klotzk tries to close the distance and clinch but Dong swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Klotzk scores with a takedown into Dong's guard.
Dong can't keep his opponent in guard - Klotzk advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dong preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Dong is trying to get back to full guard.
Klotzk wants to free his trapped foot but Dong is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Dong kicks Klotzk off and gets back to his feet.

Dong moves into the clinch.
A knee to the head by Dong.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klotzk is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dong pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dong lands an elbow just above Klotzk 's eye.
Dong prevents a takedown attempt there.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dong lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knees to the body from Dong.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dong crunches a lovely knee into Klotzk's ribcage.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dong lands an elbow that stopped Klotzk in his tracks for a moment.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dong landing knees to the head.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Klotzk blocks an elbow strike.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Dong trying to land knees to the body.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Klotzk blocks an elbow strike.
Klotzk looking for a takedown.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Dong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klotzk.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dong lands a nice knee to the body.
Klotzk drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dong crunches a lovely knee into Klotzk's ribcage.
Dong lands a knee to the head.
Dong lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A knee to the head by Dong.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the temple.
Dong lands an elbow that stopped Klotzk in his tracks for a moment.
Dong lands a nice elbow.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the temple.
Dong landing knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dong.
Dong lands a nice knee to the body.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Klotzk managing to block the knees to the body from Dong.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klotzk.
Dong tries to land a knee to the head but Klotzk blocks with his arms.
Klotzk on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Klotzk blocks the elbow strike.
Klotzk is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Dong gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klotzk wants a takedown but no success here.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Klotzk blocks it with crossed arms.
Dong tries to land knees in the clinch but Klotzk avoids the damage to the body.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong lands a nice knee to the body.
Klotzk takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dong lands a damaging elbow.
Nice elbow from Dong.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Dong lands a knee to the body.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dong gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dong connects with a knee to the head.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dong lands a damaging elbow.
Dong lands a nice knee to the body.
Dong connects with a nasty looking knee right to Klotzk's face.
Dong crunches a lovely knee into Klotzk's ribcage.
Klotzk drops down looking for an ankle pick but Dong pulls his leg out and moves away.

Dong moves into range and clinches up with Klotzk.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ring Dong dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dong tries to close the distance and clinch up but Klotzk swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Dong closes the distance and clinches.
Dong landing knees to the body.
Dong connects with a nasty looking knee right to Klotzk's face.
Knees to the body from Dong.
Knees to the body from Dong.
Klotzk takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dong lands an elbow just above Klotzk 's eye.
Dong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ring Dong has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the temple.
Dong lands a damaging elbow.
Dong landing knees to the head.
Dong lands a knee to the body.
Dong tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klotzk.
Klotzk tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Klotzk is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knees to the body from Dong.
Knees to the body from Dong.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klotzk is working for takedown but Dong is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dong landing knees to the head.
Dong trying to land knees to the body.
Dong landing knees to the body.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Klotzk on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dong tries to land knees in the clinch but Klotzk avoids the damage to the body.
Dong landing knees to the body.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dong gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dong comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Klotzk takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dong connects with a nasty looking knee right to Klotzk's face.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the temple.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Dong tries a knee to the head but Klotzk blocks it.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Dong.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Klotzk can't get the takedown.
Ring Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Agnem Klotzk.
Nice elbow from Dong.
Dong with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klotzk drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dong gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Dong connects with a nasty looking knee right to Klotzk's face.
Dong lands a knee to the head.
Dong with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dong lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dong throws an elbow but misses.
Klotzk has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Dong avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Klotzk changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Dong fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Klotzk looks for a takedown but Dong sprawls well.

Dong has Klotzk up against the cage in a clinch.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Dong trying to land knees to the body.
Dong throws an elbow but it misses.
Dong trying to land knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klotzk has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Dong avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Klotzk avoiding damage as Dong throws knees to the body.
Klotzk is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dong pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Klotzk jumps guard but Dong stands there with Klotzk around his waist. Klotzk gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dong scores with a knee to the head.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the temple.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dong tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Klotzk can do to turn this around?
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dong lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dong lands an elbow inside.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Dong comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dong connects with a knee to the head.
Dong trying to land knees to the body.
Dong prevents the takedown attempt.
Dong lands an elbow inside.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klotzk can't get the takedown.
Dong connects with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dong.
Dong lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Dong lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dong scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Dong.
Klotzk has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dong is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dong.
Dong prevents a takedown attempt there.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the temple.
Dong scores a nice knee to the body.
Dong crunches a lovely knee into Klotzk's ribcage.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Klotzk blocks an elbow strike.
Dong scores with a knee to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dong with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dong scores with a knee to the head.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dong connects with a nasty looking knee right to Klotzk's face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ring Dong dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Dong has closed the distance and engaged Klotzk in a clinch.
Knees to the body from Dong.
Dong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dong connects with a nasty looking knee right to Klotzk's face.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong connects with a knee to the head.
Dong prevents a takedown attempt there.
Dong lands an elbow inside.
Dong with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Klotzk is working for takedown but Dong is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dong landing knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Dong.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong lands an elbow just above Klotzk 's eye.
Dong with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dong.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dong landing knees to the head.
Dong lands a knee to the body.
Dong landing knees to the body.
Klotzk goes for a takedown attempt but Dong pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ring Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Agnem Klotzk.

Dong has Klotzk up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong lands a knee to the head.
Dong lands a knee to the head.
Dong scores a nice knee to the body.
Dong with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Klotzk tries for a takedown but Dong manages to get underhooks.
Dong gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dong crunches a lovely knee into Klotzk's ribcage.
Dong lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Knees to the body from Dong.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dong lands a nice elbow.
Dong landing knees to the body.
Klotzk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dong tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Dong lands a knee to the body.
Klotzk tries to pull guard but Dong won't allow it.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dong.
Dong crunches a lovely knee into Klotzk's ribcage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong connects with a knee to the head.
Klotzk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dong comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dong crunches a lovely knee into Klotzk's ribcage.
Dong lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klotzk.
Dong throws a knee to the head but misses.
Klotzk on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Klotzk takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dong with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dong scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Dong.
Dong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dong gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Klotzk.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Klotzk tries for a takedown but Dong manages to get underhooks.
Dong scores a nice knee to the body.
Dong lands a knee to the head.
Klotzk is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klotzk tries for a takedown but Dong manages to get underhooks.
Dong comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Klotzk blocks it with crossed arms.
Klotzk avoiding damage as Dong throws knees to the body.
Dong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dong lands an elbow inside that Klotzk shrugs off.
Dong landing knees to the head.
Dong lands an elbow just above Klotzk 's eye.
Dong lands an elbow inside.
Dong scores with a knee to the head.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nice elbow from Dong.
Nice elbow from Dong.
Dong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dong using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Klotzk has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dong landing knees to the head.
Klotzk tries for a takedown. No joy.
Dong gets underhooks to prevent Klotzk's takedown attempt.
Dong misses with an elbow strike.
Dong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klotzk.
Klotzk is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dong pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dong scores with a knee to the head.
Dong using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dong.
Dong lands an elbow just above Klotzk 's eye.
Dong unloads a knee to the mid-section. Klotzk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dong crunches a lovely knee into Klotzk's ribcage.
Dong lands a nice elbow.
Agnem Klotzk has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dong tries a knee to the head but Klotzk blocks it.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dong.
Dong tries to land knees in the clinch but Klotzk avoids the damage to the body.
Klotzk has Dong pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dong manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Klotzk drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dong lands a damaging elbow.
Dong missing with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Dong.
Klotzk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Klotzk wants a takedown.
Dong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klotzk.
Klotzk drops down looking for an ankle pick but Dong pulls his leg out and moves away.

Dong gets a clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ring Dong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dong, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:25
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:25
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ring Dong!