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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Auu Rite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derpa Derp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Derp has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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202 lbs
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200 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Auu Rite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Derpa Derp!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rite throws a lazy right hand but Derp sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Derp looks gassed!
Rite throws a leg kick which misses Derp's front leg but catches the back leg as Derp tries to avoid it.
Rite scores with a nice strike.
Some wild striking there from Derp.
Rite is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Derp.
Derp sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rite looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rite lands a nice leg kick that just misses Derp's sensitive parts.
Rite tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Derp paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rite misses with an uppercut. Derp saw that one coming.
Derp gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Rite thumps Derp with a low kick.
Rite waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Derp.
Rite misses with an uppercut.
Rite thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Rite misses.
Rite looks to land a left hand but Derp moved out of range nicely.
Rite tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Derp ducks under a wild hook from Rite.
Derp walks into a straight right hand from Rite.
Rite misses with a straight right.
Derp looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Derp avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rite misses the shot to the body.
Rite works Derp's body with a nice hook.
Derp staying out of range there.
Derp on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Rite throws a big shot that misses.
Derpa Derp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Derp takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Rite throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rite moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Derp staying out of range there.
Rite misses with an uppercut. Derp saw that one coming.
Rite connects with a body shot that sends Derp's belly button to the back.
A big right from Rite misses.
Rite cracks Derp with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Rite throws the left hand but Derp avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circling - Rite throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rite missing with a left hand there. Derp was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Derp moves out of range as Rite strikes.
That kick from Rite tenderised Derp's leg. Derp is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rite misses with an uppercut. Derp saw that one coming.
Rite lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rite throws a big shot that misses.
Derp displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rite throws out the jab.
Derp takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Derp misses with a combination
and Rite counters with a nice low kick that buckles Derp's knee momentarily.
Derp misses with a two punch combination.
Rite is looking to clinch.
Derp slips a jab from Rite.
Rite misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Derp ducks under a wild hook from Rite.
Rite feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Derp's calf.
Rite just misses with a punch to the body.
Rite ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Derp moves away.
A swing and a miss from Rite.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Rite throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Rite fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Derp, pushing him back against the cage.
The referee calls for Rite to work.
Rite has Derp pressed against the cage, preventing Derp from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Rite looking to slow down the pace here.
Derp avoiding damage as Rite throws knees to the body.
Rite controlling the action here for a moment.
Derp on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Derp has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Rite is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Rite is trying to break the clinch but Derp has him pressed against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Auu Rite dominated that round.
That's time! Rite's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Rite misses with a hook. Derp ducked under it nicely.
Derp slips under a jab.
Rite throws a hook to the side of Derp's head but Derp sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Derp walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Rite throws a big shot that misses.
Rite looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rite throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Derp sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Derp falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rite counters with a right hand to the body.
Derp walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rite misses with an uppercut. Derp saw that one coming.
Derp slips under a jab.
Derp ducks under a wild hook from Rite.
Rite throws an overhand right that lands on Derp's shoulder, as Derp tries to avoid the shot.
Derp is breathing heavily.
Rite throws a right and a left that Derp avoids nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Derp circles away from the clinch attempt.
Derp takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Good leg kick by Rite there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Derp steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rite.
Derp defending well as Rite loads up on a big left hand.
Derp bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Derp ducks under a wild hook from Rite.
Rite throws a lazy right hand but Derp sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Derp gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Rite throws a jab but it's blocked by Derp.
Rite wants to clinch up but Derp keeps it at a distance.
Derp displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rite throws out the jab.
Derp uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rite.
Rite slips a jab and a cross from Derp.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Derp uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rite.
No joy there for Derp, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rite with a hook.
Derp misses with a combination
and Rite counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rite lands with a hook. Derp tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Derp ducks under a wild hook from Rite.
A good leg kick by Rite.
Rite misses with a straight left.
Derpa Derp is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Rite misses with a straight left.
Rite throws a jab but it's blocked by Derp.
Rite lands with a right hand.
Derp throws a combination that misses
and Rite cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Rite jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Rite.
Rite looks to land a left hand but Derp moved out of range nicely.
Rite is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Derp.
Derp slips a straight right by Rite.
Derp slips under a jab from Rite.
Rite is looking to land body kicks.
Derp uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rite.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Rite.
Rite throws a series of punches but Derp avoids them all with ease.
No joy there for Rite, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Derp circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rite throws a jab but it's blocked by Derp.
Derp swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Rite counters with an inside leg kick.
Rite misses with a hook. Derp ducked under it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Rite jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rite looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Derp misses with a double jab
and Rite connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Derp throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Derp takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rite throws a looping overhand right but Derp ducks down to avoid it.
Rite misses with a looping right.
Derp staying out of range there.
Rite thows a left - swing and a miss!
A jab from Rite finds it's way through Derp's defenses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Derp uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rite.
Derp has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rite thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rite is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Auu Rite dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Derp uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rite.
Rite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Derp manages to avoid it.
Derp misses with a double jab.
A good leg kick by Rite.
Rite throws a shot from downtown. Derp moves away and avoids it.
Rite throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rite missing with a left hand there. Derp was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Derp uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rite.
The fighters circling - Rite throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rite tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Derp paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rite throws a leg kick that misses.
Rite fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Derp checks it well.
Rite throws a series of punches but Derp moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A swing and a miss from Rite.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Derp bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Derp's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nice defenses there by Derp.
Derp avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Derp throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rite.
Derp uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rite.
Derp throws a left and a right that both miss
and Rite counters with a slapping leg kick.
Derp slips a straight right by Rite.
Rite looks to land a combination. Derp sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Rite throws a shot from downtown. Derp moves away and avoids it.
Rite lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Rite.
Rite wants to clinch up but Derp keeps it at a distance.
Rite throws out a loose jab but Derp uses good head movement to avoid it.
Derp falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rite counters with a straight right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
No joy there for Derp, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rite feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Derp's calf.
Derp avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Derp throws a combination that misses
and Rite counters with a leg kick.
A big right from Rite misses.
Rite connects with the punch.
Rite missing with a left hand there. Derp was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rite tries to close the distance and clinch but Derp swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Derp uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rite.
Rite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Crunch! Rite slams his shin into Derp's torso.
Rite looks to throw the jab but Derp is out of range.
Rite throws a lazy right hand but Derp sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Derp keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rite.
Rite throws a right and a left that Derp avoids nicely.
Derp misses with a double jab
and Rite connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rite misses with a few strikes there.
Rite misses with an uppercut. Derp saw that one coming.
Rite uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Derp throws a left and a right that both miss
and Rite counters with a nice uppercut.
Auu Rite is winning the standup battle so far.
Rite misses with a straight left.
Rite ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Derp moves away.
Derp looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rite tries to close the distance and clinch up but Derp swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Rite misses with a looping left.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Rite is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Derp.
Derp swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Rite counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Rite loads up on a big right hand but Derp slips the punch.
Rite throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Derp throws a right and a left that Rite avoids nicely.
Rite misses with a straight right.
Rite throws a big shot that misses.
Derp misses with a double jab.
Derp dodges the punch combination from Rite.
Derp misses with a double jab
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rite misses with an uppercut. Derp saw that one coming.
Derpa Derp has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Auu Rite is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Rite scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
And that's the end of the fight!
Auu Rite showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Rite has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Auu Rite!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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