PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Taquito Pantalones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Noonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pantalones comes to the cage accompanied by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHU-AJTn0I8. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Taquito Pantalones
vs
Noonan

210 cm
29
313 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

150 cm
24
300 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
KO power

Powerful takedowns
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, El Taquito Pantalones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ryan Noonan!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pantalones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A cross from Noonan lands.
Noonan explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Noonan misses with a right hand
and Pantalones counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Ryan Noonan has been cut.
Noonan misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Noonan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noonan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Noonan misses with a low kick as Pantalones jumps back.
Noonan keeps Pantalones at a distance using the push kick.
Pantalones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A head kick by Noonan misses
and Pantalones counters with a left to the body.
A jab from Pantalones finds it's way through Noonan's defenses.
Noonan lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pantalones will feel that in the morning.
Noonan slips under a jab.
Noonan lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pantalones's sensitive parts.
A looping hook to the body misses from Noonan. Pantalones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pantalones bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Noonan's head.
Noonan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pantalones misses with an uppercut.
Good leg kick by Noonan there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Noonan looks to score with a jab to the body but Pantalones is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Noonan.
Noonan throws a sloppy head kick
and Pantalones makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Noonan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Noonan misses with a body shot.
Noonan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Noonan swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pantalones connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That has opened up Ryan Noonan's cut even more.
Noonan misses with a right hand
and Pantalones counters with a nice body shot.
Noonan looks gassed!
Noonan's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pantalones connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Noonan scrambles back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noonan throws a leg kick but Pantalones sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pantalones is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pantalones lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice shot lands for Pantalones.

The cut above Ryan Noonan's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Pantalones lands a body shot.
Nice shot lands for Pantalones.
Pantalones tries to score with a low kick but Noonan moves his leg out of the way.
Pantalones checks the leg kick.
Ryan Noonan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noonan gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Pantalones counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Ryan Noonan's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pantalones bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ryan Noonan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). El Taquito Pantalones!