PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Dettman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dettman comes to the cage accompanied by Breathe. Christ is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by What if God Smoked Cannabis. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dettman
vs
Christ

150 cm
21
142 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

175 cm
21
147 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bobby Dettman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Albert Achterberg and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dettman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Christ.
Dettman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dettman throws a leg kick which misses Christ's front leg but catches the back leg as Christ tries to avoid it.
Christ scores with a jab.
Christ moves out of range of the body kick.
Dettman throws a head kick but Christ moves out of range.
Dettman throws the kick towards the body but Christ avoids it.
Christ misses with a straight left.
Dettman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Christ swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bobby Dettman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christ moves out of range of the leg kick from Dettman.
Dettman misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dettman takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dettman tried to score with a low kick but Christ checks it.
Dettman tries to clinch but Christ moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dettman throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Christ shoots in and bounces Dettman off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Christ won't allow Dettman to sweep him here.
Dettman is trying to control the position but Christ postures up.
Christ throwing strikes from guard but Dettman blocks nicely.
Christ controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Christ wants to control from the top but Dettman keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ throwing strikes but missing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Christ postures up.
Dettman wants to sweep here but Christ controlling him for the moment.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Dettman throws a low kick, looking for Christ's leg but Christ calmly moves out of range.
Christ takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dettman is looking to clinch but Christ is avoiding it.
Dettman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Christ misses with a hook
and Dettman makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Christ really felt that one!
Christ fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dettman manages to avoid it.
Dettman throws a head kick that misses.
Christ lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dettman at a distance.
Dettman misses with a low kick.
Christ moves out of range of the body kick from Dettman.
Dettman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Christ paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dettman wants to clinch.
Christ throws a leg kick
and Dettman counters with an outside leg kick.
Christ thows a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dettman ducks under a wild hook from Christ.
Christ tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Christ just misses with a punch to the body.
Dettman throws a body kick that misses.
Dettman cracks the inside of Christ's front leg.
Christ looks to throw the jab but Dettman is out of range.
Christ on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dettman. Dettman obviously looking to wear him down.
Dettman looks to throw a body kick
and Christ counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dettman connects with a solid leg kick.
Dettman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dettman misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bobby Dettman will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Christ fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Christ avoids a kick to the body.
Dettman throws a sloppy head kick and Christ moves out of range easily.
Christ throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Christ throws a good cross that connects.
A solid body kick from Dettman.
Dettman throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Christ counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dettman throws the kick towards the body but Christ avoids it.
Christ throws an off balance right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dettman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dettman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dettman tries to land a leg kick but Christ saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ throws a right hand that misses
and Dettman counters with an outside leg kick.
Dettman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dettman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Christ is breathing heavily.
Dettman misses with a head kick.
Christ moves out of range of the body kick from Dettman.
Christ stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dettman.
Dettman tries to clinch but Christ is having none of it.
Dettman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dettman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bobby Dettman is winning the standup battle so far.
Christ avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Christ misses with a kick to the body.
Dettman closes the distance looking to clinch
and Christ counters with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ swats away the attempt to clinch by Dettman.
Dettman tries to land a front kick but Christ steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Dettman instigates a clinch.
Dettman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Christ swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dettman holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dettman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Christ is defending well for now.
Christ tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but Christ blocks with his arms.
Dettman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Knees to the body from Dettman.
Dettman blocks a body shot from Christ.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dettman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Christ blocks it with crossed arms.
Christ has had enough of the clinch but Dettman keeps him there for the moment.
Dettman blocks an uppercut.
Christ tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dettman trying to land knees to the body.
Christ struggles to land a body shot inside as Dettman controls his hands.
Christ wants to get back to striking at distance but Dettman won't allow it.
Dettman tries a knee to the head but Christ blocks it.
Dettman tries to land knees in the clinch but Christ avoids the damage to the body.
Christ can't find room to land a body shot as Dettman controls the action.
Dettman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dettman.
Christ tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dettman's elbow.
A right hand to the body from Christ.
Dettman blocking some punches.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Christ misses with the head strike.
Dettman tries a knee to the head but Christ blocks it.
Dettman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dettman lands a knee to the head.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but Christ blocks with his arms.
Christ scores with a shot to the side of Dettman's head.
Dettman wants to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Christ lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Christ.
Dettman tries to stall but Christ uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A short right from Christ.
Dettman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Christ on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dettman takes a shot to the head.
Dettman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Christ has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Christ managing to block the knees to the body from Dettman.

Christ pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dettman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Christ throws a jab when Dettman was well out of range.
Dettman fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Christ checks it well.
Christ swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dettman throws a leg kick
and Christ connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Bobby Dettman has been cut.
Christ throws a nice inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jesus Christ will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Bobby Dettman's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dettman tries to clinch up but Christ circles away and keeps his distance.
Dettman misses with a kick to the body
and Dettman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Christ's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dettman throws the kick towards the body but Christ avoids it.
Dettman does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Christ lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dettman throws a leg kick that is checked
and Christ counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dettman takes one on the button.
Dettman is looking to clinch but Christ is avoiding it.
Dettman misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dettman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Christ manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dettman slips a jab and a cross from Christ.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dettman gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Christ makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dettman throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dettman scores with a head kick.
Dettman staying out of range there.
Dettman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dettman keeps Christ at a distance using the push kick.
Dettman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Christ's sensitive parts.
A head kick by Dettman misses
and Christ counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Dettman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dettman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Christ is out of range.
Christ connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dettman. Dettman circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dettman. Dettman obviously looking to wear him down.
Dettman connects with an inside leg kick.
Christ takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dettman looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Dettman looking to land some kicks to the body here.

Dettman moves into the clinch.
Dettman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Christ misses with a punch to the body.
Christ has a couple of punches blocked by Dettman.
Dettman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dettman misses with a knee strike.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but Christ blocks with his arms.
Christ tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Christ tries to stall but Dettman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dettman throws a knee to the head but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Christ fails to land.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dettman obliges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dettman unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dettman scores a nice knee to the body.
Christ tries to circle away but Dettman has him pinned against the cage.
Dettman working Christ over with knees to the body.
Dettman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Christ lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dettman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dettman is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but Christ blocks with his arms.
Dettman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Christ struggles to land a body shot inside as Dettman controls his hands.
Dettman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dettman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dettman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Christ has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dettman landing knees to the head.
Dettman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Christ has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dettman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Christ tries to throw a body punch but Dettman avoids it by throwing Christ back against the cage.
Christ misses with some punches.
Dettman scores with a knee to the head.

Christ breaks from the clinch.
Dettman connects with an inside leg kick.
Dettman scores with a head kick. Christ tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dettman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dettman throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dettman.
Dettman throws a front kick that sends Christ stumbling back into the cage.
Dettman throws a nice head kick!
That kick from Dettman tenderised Christ's leg. Christ is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dettman throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Christ tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dettman scoring well with a low kick there.
Christ takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Dettman clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Bobby Dettman's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nice defenses there by Dettman.
Dettman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Christ swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dettman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Christ manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dettman throws a leg kick but Christ moved away.
Dettman throws a head kick that half lands.
Dettman scoring well with a low kick there.
Dettman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Christ has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Christ is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
A head kick misses from Dettman.
Dettman misses with a leg kick
and Christ counters with a straight right hand.
Dettman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dettman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A good leg kick by Dettman.
Dettman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dettman tries to clinch up.
Dettman looks for the body kick but Christ saw that one coming.
Dettman throws a head kick but Christ moves out of range.
Christ throws a head kick but Dettman moves out of range.
Christ checks a leg kick nicely.
Dettman ducks under a wild hook from Christ.
Dettman tries to clinch up but Christ circles away and keeps his distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dettman tries to land a front kick but Christ steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Christ blocks the body kick.
Dettman throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dettman lands a front kick.
Christ misses with a leg kick
and Dettman counters with an outside leg kick.
Christ is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Christ connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dettman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Dettman clinches up against the cage.
Dettman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Christ.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Christ fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Christ misses with the head strike.
Dettman misses with a knee strike.
Christ managing to block the knees to the body from Dettman.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dettman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Christ has a couple of punches blocked by Dettman.
Christ is working Dettman over against the cage.
Dettman prevents a body shot from Christ.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Christ.
Dettman blocking some punches.
Christ lands a body punch in the clinch.
Christ swings wildly with an uppercut but Dettman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Christ on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Christ throws a head punch that misses.
Christ has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Dettman.
Christ will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dettman up against the cage.
Dettman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dettman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Christ takes a knee right on the jaw!
Christ gets through Dettman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dettman prevents a body shot from Christ.
A head punch on the inside from Christ fails to land.
Dettman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Christ is defending well for now.
Dettman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Christ working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dettman misses with a knee strike.
Dettman missing with knees to the body.
Christ cracks Dettman with a nice body shot.
Dettman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Christ misses with the head strike.
Christ tries a body shot but Dettman blocks it.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but Christ blocks with his arms.
Christ is leaning against Dettman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dettman lands a nice knee to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Christ.
Dettman landing knees to the head.
Christ stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A right handed body shot lands from Christ.
Christ stalling in the clinch but Dettman improves position.
Christ throws a head punch that misses.
Dettman connects with a nasty looking knee right to Christ's face.
Dettman missing with knees to the body.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Christ avoids it.
Christ lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Christ blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dettman keeps control of Christ as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Christ lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dettman or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Dettman had his way with Jesus Christ in that round.
The cut man is working on Bobby Dettman's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Dettman throws a head kick that misses
and Christ counters with a nice uppercut.
Christ misses with a shot to the body
and Dettman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dettman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Christ throws a looping overhand right but Dettman ducks down to avoid it.
Dettman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Christ throws out the jab.
The fighters circling - Christ throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dettman delivers a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dettman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Christ.
Dettman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dettman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dettman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bobby Dettman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Christ is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Dettman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dettman thows a leg kick but Christ checks it
and Christ counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dettman is looking to clinch but Christ is avoiding it.
Dettman throws a push kick but Christ slaps the foot to one side.
Dettman throws a body kick that misses.
Dettman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dettman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dettman connects with an inside leg kick.
Dettman throws a wild body kick that Christ sees coming a mile off.
Jesus Christ has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dettman pushes Christ up against the cage in a clinch.
Christ misses with a hook to the ribs.
Christ on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dettman wants to stall.
Christ misses with the head strike.
Christ lands a left hand.
Dettman tries to land knees in the clinch but Christ avoids the damage to the body.
Christ misses with a body punch.
Christ misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dettman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Christ on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Christ avoids it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dettman tries a knee to the head but Christ blocks it.
Christ doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but Christ blocks with his arms.
Christ fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Christ.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Christ scores with a shot to the side of Dettman's head.
Christ swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Christ lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dettman putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Christ in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Christ letting Dettman take a breather here.
Dettman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Christ.
Christ tries a body shot but Dettman blocks it.
Christ lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dettman taking a breather.
Dettman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dettman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Christ blocks it with crossed arms.
Christ misses with a punch on the inside.
Christ tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dettman's elbow.
Christ stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dettman looking to throw knees to the head but Christ is blocking nicely.
Christ misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dettman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Christ avoids it.
Christ misses with some punches.
Dettman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Christ.
Dettman looking to throw knees to the head but Christ is blocking nicely.
Christ digs a right hand into Dettman's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dettman's gas tank.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands with a right to the head.
Christ presses Dettman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Dettman tries a knee to the head but Christ blocks it.

Christ's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Christ is looking to chop away at Dettman's legs.
Christ lands a lovely overhand right.
Dettman throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Christ moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A head kick by Dettman misses
and Christ counters with a left and a right that stings Dettman.
Dettman throws a leg kick
and Christ counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dettman connects with an inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Bobby Dettman.
I think Dettman has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 48:47
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 47:48
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 49:47

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Bobby Dettman!
Bobby Dettman retains his bantamweight title!