PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubz Phatz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle's entrance music is BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. A fine choice. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Limberdinkle
vs
Phatz

167 cm
24
162 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

175 cm
21
163 lbs
6 - 0 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 1, fighting out of New York, Bubz Phatz!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Limberdinkle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Phatz has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Phatz and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A low kick from Limberdinkle misses
and Phatz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Limberdinkle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Phatz's head.
Phatz tries a low kick but Limberdinkle avoids it.
Limberdinkle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Phatz.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick
and Phatz counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Limberdinkle.
Phatz throws a half hearted mid kick.
Limberdinkle tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Phatz is able to avoid easily.
Phatz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Limberdinkle throws a chopping leg kick but Phatz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Limberdinkle explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A low kick from Limberdinkle misses
and Phatz counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Limberdinkle attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Limberdinkle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Phatz.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Phatz connects with a solid leg kick.
Phatz does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Phatz fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Limberdinkle checks it well.
Phatz misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phatz misses with a wild body shot.
Limberdinkle lands with a thumping leg kick.
Phatz looks to score with a jab to the body but Limberdinkle is just out of range.
A swing and a miss from Phatz.
The fighters circle momentarily. Phatz darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Phatz avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Phatz lands with an uppercut that bounces Limberdinkle off the cage and back into rage.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Phatz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.
Limberdinkle digs a good body shot into Phatz's ribs.
Limberdinkle slips under a jab from Phatz.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick which misses Phatz's front leg but catches the back leg as Phatz tries to avoid it.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Phatz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick
and Phatz counters with a low kick, right behind Limberdinkle 's knee.
Phatz fakes the leg kick and cracks Limberdinkle in the body.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Limberdinkle.
A bone on bone clash there as Phatz blocks the leg kick.
Limberdinkle lands a head kick. Phatz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Limberdinkle misses with a leg kick.
Bubz Phatz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle scores with a kick to the midsection.
Limberdinkle lands a head kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Limberdinkle scores with a spinning back kick!
Phatz looks to land a right hand but Limberdinkle moved out of range.
Limberdinkle tries to land a body kick
and Phatz counters with a nice uppercut.
Phatz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Limberdinkle.
Phatz swings for the body but Limberdinkle moves out of range.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Phatz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.

Limberdinkle decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Limberdinkle trying to mount his opponent but Phatz defends it.
Phatz is staying active underneath Limberdinkle, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle controlling the pace.
Limberdinkle throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Limberdinkle controlling the action here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Urinus Limberdinkle has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Phatz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Limberdinkle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses
and Phatz counters with an outside leg kick.
Limberdinkle will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Limberdinkle is looking to land body kicks.
A low kick from Limberdinkle misses
and Phatz counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Limberdinkle checks the leg kick.
Phatz motions for Limberdinkle to come forward. Phatz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Phatz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Phatz throws a quick inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Phatz works the jab nicely.
Phatz takes a kick to the side of the head.
A bone on bone clash there as Phatz blocks the leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Phatz moves out of range of the body kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phatz manages to avoid it.
Phatz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a kick to the body
and Phatz counters with a nice body shot.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Phatz scores with a hook.
Phatz throws a lazy right hand but Limberdinkle sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Limberdinkle misses the target.
An inside leg kick from Limberdinkle misses.
Phatz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A head kick misses from Phatz.
Phatz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Phatz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Phatz's calf.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Phatz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Limberdinkle blocks a low kick nicely.
Limberdinkle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Phatz's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phatz shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A low kick from Limberdinkle is predictable there
and Phatz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Some bone on bone action there as Limberdinkle checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Phatz wants to land a leg kick but Limberdinkle is out of range.
Phatz takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Phatz moves out of range of the leg kick from Limberdinkle.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Phatz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Limberdinkle stuns Phatz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a solid leg kick but Phatz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Phatz checks it well.
Urinus Limberdinkle is winning the standup battle so far.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick
and Phatz makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Limberdinkle scores with a spinning back kick!
Phatz is breathing heavily.
Limberdinkle bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Phatz has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a few strikes there.
A nice leg kick lands there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle wants to land a leg kick but Phatz is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phatz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Limberdinkle thuds his shin into the meat of Phatz's side.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle wants to land a leg kick but Phatz is out of range.
Limberdinkle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Limberdinkle scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that Phatz semi-blocks.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Phatz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
An inside leg kick from Phatz misses.
Phatz checks a leg kick.
Phatz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.
Limberdinkle misses with a body shot.
Phatz has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Phatz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Phatz blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Phatz takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Limberdinkle throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Limberdinkle feints and then cracks Phatz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Phatz down.
Limberdinkle throws a nice inside leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Phatz blocks the leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Phatz moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle misses the body punch
and Phatz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Phatz down.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick which misses Phatz's front leg but catches the back leg as Phatz tries to avoid it.
Good work by Phatz as he checks the leg kick.
Phatz avoids a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle works Phatz's body with a nice hook.
Limberdinkle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good work by Limberdinkle as he checks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phatz avoids a kick to the body.
Phatz misses with a body shot.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Phatz sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but it's checked well by Phatz.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Limberdinkle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Phatz has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Phatz and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Phatz checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Limberdinkle avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

Phatz gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Limberdinkle wants to control from the top but Phatz keeps moving.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle passes Phatz's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Phatz tried to score with a low kick but Limberdinkle checks it.
Limberdinkle throws a lazy body kick

and Phatz counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Phatz.
Limberdinkle working hard to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle trying to stall but Phatz improves his position.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow over the top.
Knees in the clinch landing for Phatz.
Limberdinkle pushes off an throws an elbow but Phatz leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Phatz.
Limberdinkle managing to block the knees to the body from Phatz.
Phatz with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A head punch on the inside from Phatz fails to land.
Phatz misses with the head strike.
Phatz tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Limberdinkle avoids it.
Phatz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Limberdinkle lands an uppercut.

Limberdinkle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Phatz checks it well.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick that misses.
Phatz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Limberdinkle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Phatz counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Phatz's calf.
A low kick from Limberdinkle misses
and Limberdinkle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Phatz tries to clinch but Limberdinkle moves out of range.
Limberdinkle jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Phatz takes a kick to the side of the head.
A low kick from Limberdinkle is predictable there
and Phatz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Phatz blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Limberdinkle throws a chopping leg kick but Phatz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Phatz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Limberdinkle is able to avoid easily.
Limberdinkle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Phatz.
Limberdinkle fakes the leg kick and cracks Phatz in the body.
Limberdinkle checks the leg kick nicely there.
Phatz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bubz Phatz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Limberdinkle is looking to wear down Phatz with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phatz connects with a body shot.
Limberdinkle throws the kick towards the body but Phatz avoids it.
Phatz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Phatz checks a leg kick nicely.
Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a nice inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phatz moves away.
An inside leg kick from Limberdinkle misses.
Limberdinkle lets loose with a powerful body kick. Phatz will feel that in the morning.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Phatz moves out of range.
Phatz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Limberdinkle was well out of range. Poor timing from Phatz.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Phatz misses with a double jab.
Limberdinkle looks to throw a body kick
and Phatz counters with a thumping low kick.
Limberdinkle does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A low kick from Limberdinkle is predictable there
and Phatz counters with a two punch combo.
Phatz swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Phatz makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Limberdinkle really felt that one!
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Limberdinkle misses
and Phatz counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Limberdinkle connects with a body shot that sends Phatz's belly button to the back.
Phatz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Limberdinkle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick. Phatz tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Limberdinkle swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick that misses.
Phatz throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Phatz is looking to slow Limberdinkle down with leg kicks.
Limberdinkle throws a push kick but Phatz slaps the foot to one side.
A nice leg kick lands there from Phatz.
Phatz throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Limberdinkle thumps Phatz with a low kick.
Limberdinkle takes one to the side of the head.
Phatz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Limberdinkle. Phatz does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phatz moves away.
Limberdinkle does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Phatz rushes Limberdinkle and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Limberdinkle is trying to break the clinch but Phatz is controlling him.
Limberdinkle misses with a hook from the clinch.
Phatz looking to throw knees to the head but Limberdinkle is blocking nicely.

Limberdinkle escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Phatz misses the jab.
Phatz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Phatz sprawls well. Phatz wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Limberdinkle gets slowly back to his feet.
Phatz throws a leg kick
and Limberdinkle counters with a stiff right hand.
Limberdinkle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Phatz.
Limberdinkle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Limberdinkle tries to land a front kick but Phatz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Phatz blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bubz Phatz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Limberdinkle has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 29:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!