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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Stakoski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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167 lbs
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180 cm
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177 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patrick Stakoski!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, William Peck and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot swings widly with a right hand
and Stakoski counters with a straight right hand.
Stakoski misses with an uppercut
and Idiot counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Patrick Stakoski has been cut.
A jab from Idiot misses.
Stakoski misses with a hook
and Idiot counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Idiot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Idiot fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Stakoski on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Idiot misses with a hook.
Stakoski gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Idiot.
Stakoski is rocked!
Idiot throws an off balance right hand
and Stakoski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Idiot rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Stakoski counter with a right hand.
Idiot swings away with a body shot that misses
and Stakoski counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stakoski throws a big right hand that misses.
Stakoski wants to control from the top but Idiot keeps moving.
Idiot knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Stakoski on the ground.
Stakoski with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Stakoski with a flurry of punches that miss.
Idiot is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Stakoski is controlling him.
Stakoski pushing down on Idiot's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Stakoski thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Stakoski not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Idiot is not content to let Stakoski control the position.
Stakoski thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Stakoski thows a huge punch but Idiot dodges it nicely.
Stakoski sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Idiot defending well though.
Stakoski throwing shots but Idiot is blocking nicely.
Idiot keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Stakoski missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Idiot is breathing heavily.
Idiot avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Stakoski.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stakoski is working for a kimura but Idiot is defending it quite comfortably.
Stakoski thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Idiot's head.
Stakoski sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Idiot defending well though.
Stakoski missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Stakoski not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Stakoski takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Stakoski not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Idiot is not content to let Stakoski control the position.
Stakoski has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Idiot avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Stakoski.
Idiot is defending against the submission attempts here by Stakoski.
Stakoski not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Patrick Stakoski's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Idiot throws out a powerful jab.
Idiot fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stakoski looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stakoski misses the body punch
and Idiot counters with a nice body shot.
A jab from Idiot misses.
A left lands for Idiot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stakoski slips a straight right by Idiot.
Idiot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Idiot lunges at Stakoski with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Stakoski's hand.
That has opened up Patrick Stakoski's cut even more.
Stakoski is breathing heavily.
Stakoski slips a jab and a cross from Idiot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot's corner calls for a 1-2. Idiot obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A lazy left from Idiot finds it's target.
Stakoski is still on wobbly legs! Can Idiot finish him?
Idiot lands with a good body shot.
Stakoski seems to have recovered his senses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stakoski staying out of range there.
Idiot bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The cut above Patrick Stakoski's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Idiot fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Stakoski to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Stakoski looks to clinch but Idiot throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Stakoski taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Blithering Idiot!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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