PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rene Bombom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. Bombom has chosen Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow as his entrance music. Rene Bombom has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bateman
vs
Bombom

195 cm
25
275 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

225 cm
23
324 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rene Bombom!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bombom wants to clinch.
Bombom throws a right hand that misses
and Bateman counters with a good low kick that Bombom was not able to check.
A low kick from Bombom misses
and Bateman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bombom throws a body kick the misses
and Bateman counters with a good low kick that Bombom was not able to check.
Bombom looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bateman misses with a wild body shot.
Bateman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bombom scores with a leg kick.
Bombom throws a leg kick
and Bateman counters with a left to the body.
Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A good leg kick by Bateman.
Bateman throws a hook to the side of Bombom's head but Bombom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bateman thows a body shot but no joy.
Bombom blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bateman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bateman looks to land a left hand but Bombom moved out of range nicely.
Bateman misses the shot to the body.
Bombom staying out of range there.
Bombom fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bateman checks it well.
Rene Bombom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bombom thows a leg kick but Bateman checks it
and Bateman counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bateman is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Bombom's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Bombom misses with a hook.
Bombom defending well as Bateman loads up on a big left hand.
Bombom dodges the punch combination from Bateman.
Bateman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bombom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bateman throws a jab but it's blocked by Bombom.
Bateman swings widly with a right hand
and Bombom counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bombom tries to clinch but Bateman moves out of range.
Bateman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bombom.
Bombom throws a leg kick
and Bateman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bombom ducks under a wild hook from Bateman.
Bateman swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bombom counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bateman thinking.

Bateman feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Bombom sprawling to the canvas! Bombom rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Bateman finish him?!

It looks like Rene Bombom has been cut.
Bombom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bombom throws a leg kick
and Bateman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
An inside leg kick lands from Bateman.
Bombom throws a leg kick

and Bateman counters with a nice right hand that sends Bombom toppling to the canvas! Bombom scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Bateman finish him?!

Bombom is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bombom slips a jab from Bateman.
Bateman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bateman misses with a low kick.
Bateman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bateman looks for the body kick but Bombom saw that one coming.
Bombom throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a good low kick that Bombom was not able to check.
Bateman throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman drops Bombom with a naaaaasty hook - Bombom is in real trouble here! Bateman dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman retains his super heavyweight title!