PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piet Snot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Lynch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snot comes to the cage accompanied by Lil Wayne - Drop the World. Lynch has chosen Wild Thing as his entrance music. Piet Snot could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Eric Lynch's chin.

Snot
vs
Lynch

185 cm
27
258 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

190 cm
27
275 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Lethal high kicks
KO power

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Powerful

Resistance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Piet Snot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Lynch!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Hirohito Nitta and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snot misses with a wild body shot.
Snot throws a leg kick but Lynch checks it.
Lynch fails with the takedown
and Snot counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Snot misses with a straight right.
Snot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lynch sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Lynch closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Snot quickly recovers to half guard.

Lynch looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Snot tries to roll over but Lynch keeps him under control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snot manages to get to full guard.
Snot is looking to stand up but Lynch isn't so interested in that idea.
Snot has his hands on Lynch's head, controlling the position.
Snot wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Lynch manages to pass to side control.
Snot is trying to stand back up but Lynch is controlling him
Snot is holding on to half guard well.
Snot trying to control from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Lynch wants to take a breather but Snot is having none of it.
Snot wants to improve his position but Lynch is controlling well.
Lynch is looking to take a break and control but Snot is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Snot misses with a low kick.
Piet Snot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lynch dodges the punch combination from Snot.
Snot lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Eric Lynch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Snot enables Lynch to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Snot manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snot looking for a sweep. Not yet Snot, not yet.
Lynch trying to control the position from guard on top but Snot is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Snot looking for a sweep. Not yet Snot, not yet.
Snot keeping moving, preventing Lynch from controlling successfully.
Lynch working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Snot wants to stand up but Lynch is controlling him.
Lynch trying to control the position from guard on top but Snot is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Snot looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Lynch trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Snot is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Lynch misses with a takedown attempt

and Snot counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Snot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Snot tries a head kick but it misses.
Snot throws a head kick that misses.
Snot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Lynch tries to clinch up but Snot circles away and keeps his distance.
A low kick from Snot misses

and Lynch counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Snot keeping full guard, as Lynch tries to pass.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Snot is looking to stand up but Lynch isn't so interested in that idea.
Lynch's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Lynch working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Lynch drops back looking for a leg! Snot is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Snot manages to kick Lynch off! Lynch jumps back into Snot's guard.
Snot trying to control the position.
Snot wants to sweep here but Lynch controlling him for the moment.
Snot wants to stand but Lynch is controlling the position.
Lynch sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Lynch won't allow Snot to sweep him here.

Lynch thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Snot working a defensive guard here.
Snot managing to control the position.

We're going to have a standup here because Piet Snot wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Lynch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Snot.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Snot moves in looking to clinch but Lynch pushes him off.
Snot swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Lynch counters with a takedown into side control.
Snot manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.

Lynch is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Snot has managed to free his arm - good work.
Snot tries to roll over but Lynch keeps him under control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lynch stops Snot from getting back to his feet.

Lynch is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Snot defends it well.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Snot wants to improve his position but Lynch is controlling well.

Lynch is looking for a kimura but Snot is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Lynch to get the leverage.
Snot is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Lynch is looking for a kimura but Snot is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Lynch to get the leverage.

Lynch wants to work for an arm triangle but Snot is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Snot trying to control from the bottom.

Lynch seems to be working for a kimura but Snot defends the submission attempt.
Snot gets back to full guard.
Lynch trying to control but Snot is working from the bottom.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Snot has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Snot is looking to stand up but Lynch isn't so interested in that idea.
Lynch is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Lynch drops back looking for a leg! Snot is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Snot manages to kick Lynch off! Lynch jumps back into Snot's guard.
Snot looking to control.
Snot is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Snot content to control rather than advance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Lynch dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Snot throws a solid leg kick but Lynch takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Snot.
Lynch tries to clinch
letting Snot counter with a right hand.
Snot misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Snot.
Snot throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lynch staying out of range there.
Snot chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lynch is breathing heavily.
Snot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lynch.
Lynch closes the distance looking to clinch

and Snot counters by moving into the clinch.
Snot is trying to force a seperation but Lynch has the dominant position.

Snot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snot connects with an inside leg kick.
Lynch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Snot scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Snot lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lynch has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lynch and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Snot throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lynch's head.

It looks like Eric Lynch has been cut.
Snot scores with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lynch doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Snot counters with a huge head kick that drops Lynch! The ref dives in to stop the fight and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Piet Snot!