PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Senior Tres Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Tres Santos might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Killing in the name of - Rage Against the Machine. On his way into the cage it seems that Senior Tres Santos has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Senior Tres Santos seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Tres Santos
vs
Ferguson

193 cm
27
277 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

200 cm
29
270 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Legal High's [CBK]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Senior Tres Santos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Anthony Taglia and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson moves out of range of the body kick.
Ferguson lands a really nice looking cross but Tres Santos seems unphased.
Tres Santos tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tres Santos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tres Santos moves out of range of the strikes.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Tres Santos.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick
and Tres Santos counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Ferguson looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Tres Santos has Ferguson up against the cage in a clinch.

Tres Santos has Ferguson pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Tres Santos pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Ferguson tumbling to the mat - Tres Santos dives into Ferguson's guard.
Tres Santos stops Ferguson from standing up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tres Santos trying to control but Ferguson is working from the bottom.
Tres Santos trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tres Santos thows a big elbow that misses.
Ferguson keeping moving, preventing Tres Santos from controlling successfully.

Tres Santos drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Ferguson manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Tres Santos has Ferguson in his guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Tres Santos tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Senior Tres Santos wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Tres Santos thows a leg kick but Ferguson checks it
and Ferguson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tres Santos jabs Ferguson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tres Santos wants to clinch but Ferguson slips to the side
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tres Santos throws a leg kick but Ferguson moved away.
Ferguson displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Tres Santos thows a leg kick but Ferguson checks it
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tres Santos closes the distance looking to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a two punch combo.
Ferguson scores with a punch to the head.
Tres Santos throws a lazy uppercut
and Ferguson counters with a body kick that stops Tres Santos in his tracks momentarily.
Tres Santos fails with the takedown
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Senior Tres Santos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson misses with a few strikes there.
Jab, jab by Ferguson - just one landing.
Tres Santos swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tres Santos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ferguson walks into a straight right hand from Tres Santos.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson lands with an overhand left.
Tres Santos moves away from the strike by Ferguson.
Tres Santos closes the distance but Ferguson moves to the side
and Tres Santos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ferguson throws a lazy uppercut
and Tres Santos counters with an inside leg kick.
Tres Santos darts in trying to clinch
and Ferguson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ferguson has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tres Santos tries for a takedown but Ferguson circles away easily
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice shot lands for Ferguson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Senior Tres Santos will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Tres Santos wants to clinch but Ferguson slips to the side
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Tres Santos tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Tres Santos closes the distance but Ferguson moves to the side
and Ferguson counters with a straight right hand.
Ferguson might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Ferguson swings for the body but Tres Santos moves out of range.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Tres Santos gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Tres Santos throws a head punch that misses.

Ferguson manages to break the clinch.
Tres Santos scores with a head kick. Ferguson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Tres Santos misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters with a straight right hand.

Tres Santos has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tres Santos backwards.
Tres Santos lands a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson tries to stall but Tres Santos uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tres Santos lands a good knee to the midsection. Ferguson won't want to take too many of those.
A short right from Ferguson.
Ferguson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ferguson is trying to push Tres Santos away but Tres Santos has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Senior Tres Santos is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tres Santos wants to clinch
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tres Santos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ferguson blocks a head kick by Tres Santos.
Ferguson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Tres Santos misses with a left hand
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
Tres Santos misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tres Santos darts in trying to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
Tres Santos tries to clinch up
and Ferguson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tres Santos with a lazy takedown attempt
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
Tres Santos moves out of range as Ferguson strikes.
Turd Ferguson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tres Santos blocks a head kick by Ferguson.
Tres Santos has his takedown stuffed
and Ferguson counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tres Santos tries for a takedown but Ferguson circles away easily
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Senior Tres Santos. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tres Santos throws a head kick that misses
letting Ferguson counter with a right hand.
Ferguson lands a slapping body shot.
Ferguson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tres Santos throws a lazy uppercut
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
Tres Santos with a poor takedown
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ferguson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Tres Santos closes the distance looking to clinch
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ferguson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tres Santos. Tres Santos circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tres Santos is looking to chop away at Ferguson's legs.
Ferguson throws a hook but Tres Santos avoids it easily.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
No joy there for Ferguson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tres Santos tries to clinch up
and Ferguson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tres Santos misses with an uppercut
and Ferguson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ferguson scores with a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Tres Santos's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Ferguson throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Tres Santos counters with a big head kick but Ferguson shrugs it off.
Tres Santos wants to clinch
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tres Santos tries to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a series of strikes. Tres Santos will be more careful next time no doubt.
Tres Santos looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A head kick by Tres Santos misses
and Ferguson counters with a straight right hand.
Ferguson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ferguson connects with the punch.

Tres Santos has taken the fight to the clinch.
Ferguson leaning his opponent against the cage.
Tres Santos misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ferguson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson prevents a takedown attempt there.
Tres Santos tries to circle away but Ferguson has him pinned against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Tres Santos.
Tres Santos controlling the action here for a moment.

Ferguson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ferguson lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Tres Santos throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tres Santos takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ferguson throws a combination that misses

and Tres Santos moves into the clinch.

Ferguson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tres Santos throws a poor cross that misses
and Ferguson counters with a right hand to the body.
Ferguson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tres Santos tries to clinch but Ferguson moves away
and Tres Santos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tres Santos tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Ferguson counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tres Santos misses with a left hand
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Tres Santos tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Ferguson counters with a big head kick but Tres Santos shrugs it off.
Tres Santos misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
Tres Santos steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ferguson.
Tres Santos looks to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ferguson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Tres Santos throws a head kick that misses
and Tres Santos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ferguson checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice straight punches there by Ferguson. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a slapping body shot.
Ferguson tries to bum rush Tres Santos with a series of wild strikes but Tres Santos uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tres Santos misses with a combination
and Tres Santos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ferguson circles away from the clinch attempt
and Ferguson counters with a head kick.
Tres Santos closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Tres Santos tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Ferguson counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Tres Santos tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tres Santos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tres Santos misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tres Santos closes the distance looking to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tres Santos throws a low kick, looking for Ferguson's leg but Ferguson calmly moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Ferguson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!