PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Flex Dynomite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mick Foley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dynomite comes to the cage accompanied by C.R.E.A.M.. Mick Foley has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Dynomite
vs
Foley

189 cm
21
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 1

190 cm
21
211 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition $50 - 159's

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Flex Dynomite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mick Foley!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Summer Carpenter and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynomite rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Foley to counter with a crisp jab.
Foley is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dynomite.
Foley misses with an uppercut
and Dynomite counters with a nice kick to the body.
Foley throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dynomite counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dynomite misses with an uppercut. Foley saw that one coming.
Dynomite pushes Foley away with a front kick.
Foley avoids the body shot from Dynomite.
Dynomite catches Foley with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dynomite lands with a kick to the ribs.
Foley fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dynomite manages to avoid it.
Foley takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice uppercut there from Dynomite.
Dynomite lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dynomite fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Foley has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dynomite darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foley avoids the body shot from Dynomite.
Foley swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dynomite counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Foley needs to keep his hands up - Dynomite had a free shot at his head there.
Foley swings widly with a right hand
and Dynomite cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Foley misses with a leg kick
and Dynomite makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Foley slips a straight right by Dynomite.
Dynomite throws a series of punches but Foley avoids them all with ease.
Dynomite scores with a head kick.
Dynomite scores with a jab. Foley acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dynomite darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dynomite waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Foley.
Foley throws a right hand that Dynomite ducks under and follows up with a left that Dynomite also avoids with ease.
Dynomite turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dynomite throws a shot to the body.
Dynomite goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Foley misses the jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dynomite darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dynomite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dynomite pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dynomite gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Flex Dynomite is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynomite paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dynomite throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Foley throws a chopping leg kick but Dynomite manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dynomite.
Dynomite cracks the inside of Foley's front leg.
Dynomite connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dynomite is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
That kick from Foley tenderised Dynomite's leg. Dynomite is trying to keep his angry face on.
Nice body kick from Dynomite.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynomite listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Foley misses with a low kick.
Foley misses with a right hand
and Dynomite counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Foley throws a shot from downtown. Dynomite moves away and avoids it.
Dynomite misses with a hook.
Dynomite walks into a stiff left hand from Foley.
Foley misses with a hook. Dynomite ducked under it nicely.
Foley misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A good leg kick by Dynomite.
Dynomite feints and then cracks Foley's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Foley down.
Good leg kick by Dynomite there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dynomite lands a jab to Foley's midsection.
Foley keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dynomite.
A jab lands there for Dynomite.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foley throws a lazy uppercut
and Dynomite counters with a stiff right hand.
Dynomite with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dynomite misses the jab.
Foley misses with a hook
and Dynomite counters with a head kick. That will keep Foley thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dynomite!
Dynomite paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Foley misses with a leg kick
and Dynomite counters with a nice low kick that buckles Foley's knee momentarily.
Flex Dynomite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynomite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice jab there from Dynomite.
Dynomite scoring well with a low kick there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dynomite misses the jab.
Dynomite cracks Foley with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dynomite. Foley shrugs it off though.
A big right from Dynomite misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Flex Dynomite dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Dynomite pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Foley back to the cage. Dynomite follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Dynomite scores with a decent looking hook.
Foley clobbers Dynomite with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jab from Foley.
Dynomite throws a sloppy head kick and Foley moves out of range easily.
Foley throws an off balance right hand
and Dynomite counters with a good low kick that Foley was not able to check.
Foley throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Dynomite to counter with a crisp jab.
Jab by Dynomite.
Dynomite connects with a single shot there.
Foley defending well as Dynomite loads up on a big left hand.
Foley takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dynomite keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Foley throws a lazy uppercut
and Dynomite connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dynomite connects with a leg kick. Foley looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynomite throws a hook to the side of Foley's head but Foley sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Foley has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Danga de danga de dang - Dynomite scores with a four punch combination!
Dynomite misses with an uppercut
and Foley counters with a left and a right that stings Dynomite.
Dynomite throws a jab when Foley was well out of range.
Dynomite fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Foley.
A low kick from Foley misses
and Dynomite counters with a slapping leg kick.
Foley is breathing heavily.
Dynomite lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dynomite throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Foley.
Dynomite throws a combination that misses
and Foley counters with a nice uppercut.
Dynomite misses with a left hand
and Foley counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dynomite scores with a nice strike.
Dynomite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dynomite dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynomite swings for the body but Foley moves out of range.
Flex Dynomite is winning the standup battle so far.
Dynomite uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Foley.
Foley takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dynomite moves into range and connects with a jab.
Foley on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dynomite looks for the body kick but Foley saw that one coming.
Dynomite scores with a jab.
Dynomite slips a jab from Foley.
Foley takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dynomite cracks Foley with an open hand slap.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dynomite.
Dynomite lands a nice looking body shot.
Dynomite throws out a loose jab but Foley uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dynomite swings widly with a right hand
and Foley counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foley throws a right and a left that Dynomite avoids nicely.
Foley has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Dynomite.
Foley throws a nice looking combination but Dynomite bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Foley walks into a left hand.
Dynomite misses with a straight right.
Foley's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Foley swings widly with a right hand
and Dynomite connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dynomite fakes the leg kick and cracks Foley in the body.
A good leg kick by Dynomite.
Foley misses with a looping right.
Nice body kick from Dynomite.
Dynomite thuds his right hand into Foley's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Foley misses with a leg kick
and Dynomite counters with a nice low kick that buckles Foley's knee momentarily.
Foley tries to land a leg kick but Dynomite saw it coming and moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynomite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dynomite throws a lazy uppercut
and Foley counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dynomite buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dynomite scores with a jab.
Foley takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Foley is looking to score with low kicks.
Dynomite lands a nice leg kick that just misses Foley's sensitive parts.
A big right from Foley misses.
Dynomite tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dynomite pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Foley moves out of range of the strikes.
Foley tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dynomite throws the left hand but Foley avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Flex Dynomite dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Sloppy strikes from Dynomite. Those never looked like landing.
Dynomite scores with a head kick.
Dynomite feints and then cracks Foley's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Foley down.
Foley fails to land the takedown.
Foley falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dynomite makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Foley really felt that one!
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Foley might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Dynomite has got the better of the exchanges.
Foley takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dynomite lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nice jab there from Dynomite.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dynomite - that will leave a mark!
Dynomite cracks Foley with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Foley takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dynomite lands with a shot to the body.
Dynomite lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynomite scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Foley takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dynomite lands with an uppercut that bounces Foley off the cage and back into rage.
Foley on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mick Foley is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dynomite feints and then cracks Foley's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Foley down.
Dynomite dips to his left and cracks Foley with an uppercut!
Dynomite misses with a right hand
and Foley counters with a left and a right that stings Dynomite.
Dynomite connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Foley tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dynomite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dynomite lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dynomite.
Jab by Dynomite.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Foley stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dynomite.
Dynomite scores with a nice strike.
A left lands for Dynomite.
Dynomite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Foley misses with a leg kick
and Dynomite counters with a thumping low kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dynomite!
A low kick from Foley is predictable there
and Dynomite counters with a nice body kick.
Dynomite scores with a leg kick.
A lazy left from Dynomite finds it's target.
Dynomite lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dynomite moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dynomite lands a glancing blow to the side of Foley's head.
Dynomite stuns Foley with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foley avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dynomite throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dynomite throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Nice jab there from Dynomite.
Dynomite thumps Foley with a low kick.
Dynomite connects with a good right hand that stumbles Foley. Foley circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Foley pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dynomite is out of range and Foley settles back down.
Foley thows a leg kick but Dynomite checks it
and Dynomite counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dynomite throws a one two combo.
Dynomite throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dynomite bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Foley's head backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foley slips under a jab.
Dynomite connects with a body shot that sends Foley's belly button to the back.
Nice body kick from Dynomite.
Foley slips a jab from Dynomite.
Flex Dynomite is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dynomite plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dynomite throws a jab but it's blocked by Foley.
Dynomite feints and then cracks Foley's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Foley down.
Foley ducks under a wild hook from Dynomite.
Mick Foley has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Foley tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice cross by Dynomite.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Foley tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dynomite cracks Foley with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dynomite connects with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Flex Dynomite showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dynomite has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:26
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Flex Dynomite!