PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between DepaC Pakamara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Pakamara
vs
Jeremy

168 cm
27
155 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

175 cm
22
145 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, DepaC Pakamara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Atkins and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy slips a straight right by Pakamara.
Pakamara throws a combination that misses
and Jeremy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jeremy throws a push kick but Pakamara slaps the foot to one side.

Pakamara closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Jeremy did well to prevent Pakamara getting side control.
Jeremy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Pakamara.
Pakamara missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pakamara wants to pass the guard but Jeremy is keeping the position.
Pakamara is working hard here to advance position.

Pakamara is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pakamara tries to free his leg and advance position but Jeremy is retaining full guard.
Jeremy pulls Pakamara in close to his closed guard and prevents Pakamara from doing any damage or advancing position.
Pakamara sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jeremy's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pakamara wants to pass the guard but Jeremy is defending well.

Pakamara seems to be looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jeremy is trying to stand back up but Pakamara is controlling him
Pakamara thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jeremy moves into full guard.
Jeremy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jeremy wants to sweep but no luck.
Pakamara pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jeremy is keeping the position for now.
Pakamara trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pakamara being controlled here momentarily.

Pakamara has gone for a leg lock! Jeremy slips out almost immediately though and dives into Pakamara's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Jeremy preventing the sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

DepaC Pakamara has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Jeremy loads up on a big right hand but Pakamara slips the punch.
Pakamara uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Pakamara with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jeremy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Pakamara is avoiding it.
Pakamara tries to work over Jeremy's front leg with a kick but Jeremy checks it.
A punch combination from Pakamara misses.
Pakamara shoots and misses
and Jeremy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pakamara displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jeremy throws out the jab.
Jeremy scores with a nice head shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Pakamara lands a nice hook to Jeremy's body. Jeremy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jeremy lands with a straight right. Pakamara didn't see that one coming.
Pakamara darts in trying to clinch
and Jeremy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jeremy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pakamara at a distance.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but Pakamara sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeremy throws a jab but it's blocked by Pakamara.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
Pakamara tries for a takedown but Jeremy circles away easily
and Jeremy counters with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pakamara blocks a head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pakamara blocks a jab.
Jeremy throws a poor cross that misses

and Pakamara counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jeremy's guard now.
Pakamara wants to pass the guard but Jeremy is keeping the position.
Pakamara thows a big elbow that misses.
Jeremy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pakamara.
Jeremy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jeremy is on top in guard.
Jeremy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Ron Jeremy has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Jeremy loads up on a big right hand but Pakamara slips the punch.
Jeremy is looking to slow Pakamara down with leg kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pakamara shoots and misses
and Jeremy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Pakamara gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pakamara dives in and grabs Jeremy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jeremy pushes down on Pakamara's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for DepaC Pakamara. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pakamara moves forwards but Jeremy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jeremy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
DepaC Pakamara is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jeremy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jeremy lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pakamara takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pakamara rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jeremy feints and then cracks Pakamara's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pakamara down.
Pakamara misses with a takedown attempt
and Jeremy counters with a straight right hand.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pakamara on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
Jeremy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pakamara staying out of range there.
Pakamara on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jeremy. Jeremy obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jeremy lands a high kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jeremy lands a lovely overhand right.

Jeremy gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Pakamara trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jeremy wants to sweep here but Pakamara controlling him for the moment.
Pakamara trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jeremy pulls Pakamara in to control the position.

Pakamara drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Jeremy manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Pakamara has Jeremy in his guard.

Pakamara had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jeremy defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pakamara is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Pakamara wants to stand and escape but Jeremy is having none of it.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Ron Jeremy was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Pakamara swinging wildly here.
Pakamara takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pakamara doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Jeremy to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pakamara takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pakamara shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Pakamara takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pakamara gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jeremy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pakamara thinking.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for DepaC Pakamara. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jeremy throws a hook but Pakamara blocks it.
Sloppy strikes from Pakamara. Those never looked like landing.
Pakamara shoots and misses
and Jeremy counters with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Pakamara fails with the takedown
and Jeremy counters with an inside leg kick.
Jeremy thumps Pakamara with a low kick.
Pakamara on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Pakamara is having none of it.
Jeremy lands with a right hand.
Pakamara wants to clinch
and Pakamara takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy really dominated that round.
That's time! Pakamara's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jeremy misses with a straight left.
Jeremy scores with a hook.
Jeremy lands with a good body shot.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. Pakamara looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Pakamara circles away.
A thudding body kick lands there by Jeremy!
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Pakamara moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy lands a head shot.

Jeremy has managed to clinch.
Jeremy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pakamara up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands with a right to the head.
Jeremy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jeremy lands with a light punch inside.
Pakamara tries for a takedown but Jeremy manages to get underhooks.
Jeremy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jeremy.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jeremy.
A short right from Jeremy.
Pakamara looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Pakamara changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Jeremy fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for Jeremy. That snapped Pakamara's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pakamara thows a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand

and Pakamara decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Jeremy's guard.
DepaC Pakamara overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jeremy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pakamara pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jeremy is keeping the position for now.
Jeremy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Pakamara throws a big right hand that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is controlling Pakamara's posture.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Jeremy keeping full guard, as Pakamara tries to pass.
Pakamara has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Ron Jeremy hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Pakamara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pakamara closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jeremy moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pakamara doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Jeremy to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for DepaC Pakamara. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jeremy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pakamara with a poor takedown
and Pakamara takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jeremy lands with an uppercut that bounces Pakamara off the cage and back into rage.
Jeremy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pakamaras jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A nice combination there by Jeremy.

Pakamara is rocked!
A left lands for Jeremy.
Oh Pakamara is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pakamara has his takedown stuffed

and Jeremy counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

A solid leg kick lands there for Jeremy.
Pakamara seems to have got his legs back now.
Pakamara fails with a takedown attempt.
Jeremy lands a lovely overhand right.
Pakamara takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Pakamara ducks down to avoid it.
Pakamara gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jeremy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jeremy scores with a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jeremy has managed to clinch.
Jeremy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pakamara up against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Jeremy.
Pakamara tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for DepaC Pakamara. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jeremy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pakamara.
Pakamara fails to pull guard.

Jeremy breaks the clinch.
Jeremy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pakamara.
Pakamara ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jeremy catches Pakamara with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jeremy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pakamara stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pakamara is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pakamara tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice cross by Jeremy.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jeremy.
Pakamara takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jeremy scoring well with a low kick there.
Jeremy takes a swing at Pakamara's ribcage but misses.
Pakamara tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pakamara moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Jeremy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Pakamara moved out of range nicely.
A jab from Jeremy misses.
Pakamara takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Pakamara throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jeremy counters with a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Jeremy.
Pakamara with a poor takedown
enabling Jeremy to counter with a crisp jab.
Pakamara shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Jeremy counters with a stiff right hand.
DepaC Pakamara has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pakamara misses with a double jab
and Jeremy counters with an outside leg kick.
Jeremy misses with a series of wild punches.
Jeremy throws a hook to the side of Pakamara's head but Pakamara sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Good exchange - Jeremy coming out on top.
Jeremy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ron Jeremy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jeremy jabs Pakamara to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pakamara tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jeremy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 45:50
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 45:50
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!