PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kurt Suk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kurt Suk has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Mr Dickface's chin.

Dickface
vs
Suk

200 cm
25
180 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

180 cm
24
179 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kurt Suk!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickface misses with a right hand
and Dickface takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Suk misses with a body kick.
Dickface misses with an uppercut
and Suk counters with a leg kick.
Suk fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Suk goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The fighters circling - Suk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Suk throws a nice outside leg kick.
Suk tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Suk takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dickface misses with an uppercut
and Suk counters with a nice kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Suk.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickface throws an off balance right hand
and Suk counters with a good low kick that Dickface was not able to check.
Dickface misses with a left hand
and Suk counters with a leg kick.
Dickface is breathing heavily.
Suk scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Suk throws a head kick that misses.
Dickface misses with an uppercut
and Suk counters with a body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An inside leg kick lands from Suk.
Suk scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dickface takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Suk lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suk clobbers Dickface with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A head kick misses from Suk.
Dickface moves out of range as Suk strikes.
Dickface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dickface rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Suk counters with a nice body shot.
Suk moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dickface takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Mr Dickface has been cut.
Suk lands a jab to the nose.
Suk feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dickfaces jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A telegraphed right hand from Suk misses the target.

Suk lands a big head kick that sends Dickface tumbling to the mat! Suk takes a step backwards and waves Dickface back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Dickface is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickface on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Suk thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dickface if he has to take too many more of those.
Dickface avoids the head kick by Suk.
Dickface on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Suk. Suk obviously looking to wear him down.
Suk's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dickface under the eye.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An inside leg kick lands from Suk.
Suk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Suk.
Suk takes a swing at Dickface's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Suk.
Suk fakes the leg kick and cracks Dickface in the body.
Suk connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dickface uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Suk.

Suk lands a big head kick that sends Dickface tumbling to the mat! Suk takes a step backwards and waves Dickface back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Oh Dickface is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Suk throws a head kick that misses.
Dickface seems to have got his legs back now.
Suk fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Suk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dickface.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Suk throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice body kick from Suk.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kurt Suk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mr Dickface's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Suk throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Suk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Suk throws a head kick that half lands.
Dickface swings widly with a right hand
and Suk counters with a slapping leg kick.
Suk feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dickface's calf.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Suk pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dickface is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Suk moves into range and connects with a jab.
Suk moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Suk lands a big head kick that sends Dickface to the canvas! Suk follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kurt Suk!