PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jezus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boogie Woogie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boogie Woogie looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Christ
vs
Woogie

182 cm
20
200 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

190 cm
25
255 lbs
4 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jezus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Boogie Woogie!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Radbod Blank and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Christ circles away from the clinch attempt.
No luck for Christ with that takedown attempt.

Woogie gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Christ tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Woogie avoids it.
Christ tries a body shot but Woogie blocks it.
Christ works on Woogie's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch on the inside from Christ fails to land.
Woogie is working Christ over against the cage.
Christ lands a left hand.
Woogie lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Woogie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Christ escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Woogie tries to close the distance and clinch but Christ swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Christ misses with an uppercut
and Woogie counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Woogie tries to clinch but Christ moves out of range.

Woogie gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Christ taking a breather.
Woogie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Woogie.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Christ breaks from the clinch.
Woogie wants to clinch up but Christ keeps it at a distance.
Christ avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jezus Christ seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Woogie is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Woogie wants to clinch.
Woogie tries to clinch but Christ moves out of range.
Christ falls off balance throwing a combination
and Woogie counters with a stiff right hand.
Christ throws a right hand that Woogie ducks under and follows up with a left that Woogie also avoids with ease.
Christ falls off balance throwing a combination
and Woogie counters with a stiff right hand.

Woogie tries to sprawl but Christ drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Woogie is trying to stand.
Woogie looks gassed!
Christ is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Christ takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ with shots to the head and body - Woogie looks very uncomfortable down there.

Christ is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Woogie has managed to escape the submission attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Christ works his way to his opponent's back.

Christ is working for a rear naked choke. Woogie is not defending it well and Christ has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Woogie refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Woogie's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jezus Christ!