PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Helmet
vs
Ortiz

193 cm
25
204 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Left hook, right uppercut from Helmet.

It looks like Tito Ortiz has been cut.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet is breathing heavily.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet feints a jab promting Ortiz to slip. Helmet then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Ortiz slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Horny Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Ortiz in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Horny Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Helmet scores with a one two! Ortiz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with the combination.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Horny Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Helmet.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
A nice combination there by Helmet.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.

And that's the end of the fight!
Horny Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight for Horny Helmet!

Horny Helmet wins by unanimous decision!