PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ezra Kazee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cisco Rage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kazee comes to the ring accompanied by Fanfare for the Common Man. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kazee
vs
Rage

180 cm
21
260 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

180 cm
21
225 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ezra Kazee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cisco Rage!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kazee checks a low kick from Rage.
Rage takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A combination from Rage does no damage.
That kick from Kazee tenderised Rage's leg. Rage is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kazee slips a jab and a cross from Rage.
Kazee is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rage fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kazee on the side of the head.
Kazee moves in looking to clinch but Rage pushes him off.
Kazee fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kazee misses with a body shot.
Kazee takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rage misses with a double jab.
A shot to the body from Kazee misses
and Rage counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kazee thinking.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rage lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kazee lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Rage backs up against the ropes.
Rage cracks Kazee with an open hand slap.
Rage pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rage rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kazee moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kazee throws a combination that misses
and Rage counters with a nice uppercut.
Rage misses with a kick to the body.
Kazee throws a sloppy body shot
and Rage counters with a series of strikes. Kazee will be more careful next time no doubt.
Rage connects with a body shot.
Kazee is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rage throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

Kazee is rocked!
Rage comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Rage jabs Kazee to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Rage is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Kazee hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Cisco Rage!