PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Marcelino Landry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Patrol's choice of entrance music: monster - Kanye West. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Landry
vs
Patrol

180 cm
26
177 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

183 cm
29
177 lbs
12 - 6 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

FULL METAL GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Marcelino Landry!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Landry as Patrol shoots in.
Patrol with a lazy takedown attempt
and Landry counters with a straight right hand.
Patrol looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Marcelino Landry has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boner Patrol.
Patrol shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Landry as he avoids it easily.
Landry feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Patrols jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Patrol with a lazy takedown attempt
and Landry counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Patrol throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Landry's waist but Landry gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Patrol off to one side.
Landry throws a jab but it's blocked by Patrol.
Jab from Landry.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Patrol scores a takedown into full mount!
Patrol throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Landry is wriggling around trying to escape.
Landry is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Landry wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Patrol.
Patrol has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Patrol thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landry tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Patrol thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Patrol punching from mount but Landry doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Landry can't escape the position.
Patrol landing shots from mount.
Patrol can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Landry is looking to escape.
Patrol misses with a head shot.
Patrol punching from mount but Landry doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Landry tries to lock up and control but Patrol gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Landry really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol throws some wild stikes that Landry manages to avoid easily.
Landry holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Patrol tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
BOOM! Patrol connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Landry tries to hold on but Patrol postures up.
Patrol dominating with strikes here.

Patrol working for a guillotine from mount but Landry is in no mood to give up.
BOOM! Patrol connects with a massive shot to the dome!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Patrol landing shots from mount.
Patrol thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Patrol punching from mount but Landry doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Patrol throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Landry wants to control but Patrol is having none of it.
Patrol throws a strike there. Landry manages to avoid it well and slips a leg under to get to half guard.
Patrol throwing shots but Landry is blocking nicely.
Patrol thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Landry's head.
Patrol prevents Landry from standing back up.
Landry avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Patrol.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Patrol not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Patrol takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patrol throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Nice strikes from Patrol there.

Patrol in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Landry tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Patrol!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Boner Patrol!
Boner Patrol is the new welterweight champion!