PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diaz has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Horny Helmet is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Diaz
vs
Helmet

225 cm
25
205 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

193 cm
25
204 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Bruno Lombardi and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Diaz avoids nicely.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet avoids the body shot from Diaz.
Diaz throws a leg kick but Helmet moved away.
Horny Helmet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diaz.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Diaz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Diaz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet looks gassed!
Diaz looks to land a body kick but Helmet moved away.

Helmet gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Diaz won't allow Helmet to sweep him here.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet tries to strike from the bottom.
Diaz controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Helmet really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Diaz. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Diaz slips nicely into half guard.
Diaz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Diaz sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

Helmet tries to improve his position but Diaz has taken his back! Diaz has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Helmet tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Diaz pushes Helmet away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Nick Diaz!