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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Aleksandar Ibrahimovic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ibrahimovic's entrance music is Mind Heist. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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159 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Aleksandar Ibrahimovic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Derek Zoolander!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for Zoolander.
Zoolander throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ibrahimovic counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Ibrahimovic.
Zoolander is trying to stall.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the body.
Ibrahimovic is pushing Zoolander up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Zoolander blocks an elbow strike from Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zoolander avoids it.
Ibrahimovic utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ibrahimovic taking a breather.
Zoolander is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoolander misses with the head strike.
Zoolander tries to circle away but Ibrahimovic has him pinned against the cage.
Ibrahimovic unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zoolander lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A frustrated look appears on Zoolander's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Zoolander works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ibrahimovic blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoolander has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Ibrahimovic trying to land knees to the body.
Zoolander has Ibrahimovic pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Zoolander pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Ibrahimovic tumbling to the mat - Zoolander dives into Ibrahimovic's guard.
Ibrahimovic keeping full guard, as Zoolander tries to pass.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Zoolander wants to pass the guard but Ibrahimovic is keeping the position.
Zoolander trying to control the position from guard on top but Ibrahimovic is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zoolander must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Zoolander being controlled here momentarily.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Derek Zoolander was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Ibrahimovic drives through and clinches with Zoolander against the cage.
A short uppercut from Zoolander.
Zoolander wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ibrahimovic stalling against the cage.
Zoolander avoids the elbow strike from Ibrahimovic, against the cage.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ibrahimovic working Zoolander over with knees to the body.
Zoolander misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Ibrahimovic stalling.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Zoolander's efforts to push away.
A bit of stalling here from Ibrahimovic.
A frustrated look appears on Zoolander's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ibrahimovic content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Ibrahimovic is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoolander misses with a punch to the body.
Ibrahimovic with a knee to the head.
Zoolander tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the head.
Zoolander tries to break the clinch but Ibrahimovic is controlling the position.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the head.
Zoolander lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ibrahimovic prevents the takedown attempt.
Zoolander goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zoolander wants a takedown but no success here.
Zoolander wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ibrahimovic stalls.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ibrahimovic obliges.
Ibrahimovic has Zoolander pressed against the cage, preventing Zoolander from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander tries to circle away but Ibrahimovic has him pinned against the cage.
Zoolander tries a body shot but Ibrahimovic blocks it.
Ibrahimovic scores with a knee to the head.
Zoolander can't get the takedown.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Zoolander.
Zoolander is working for takedown but Ibrahimovic is calmly controlling the position for now.
Zoolander looks gassed!
Zoolander swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibrahimovic uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibrahimovic scores with a knee to the head.
It looks like Derek Zoolander has been cut.
Ibrahimovic pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ibrahimovic blocking some punches.
Zoolander creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ibrahimovic throws an elbow that misses.
Ibrahimovic stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Zoolander misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Zoolander fails to land.
Zoolander tries to break free but Ibrahimovic pushes him back against the cage.
Zoolander misses with a punch to the body.
Ibrahimovic stalling.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Derek Zoolander's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Zoolander slips a straight right by Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ibrahimovic wants it to stay on the feet.
Ibrahimovic lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zoolander's sensitive parts.
Zoolander misses with a left hand
and Ibrahimovic cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Zoolander throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ibrahimovic counters by moving into the clinch.
Zoolander misses with a knee strike.
Ibrahimovic lands a good knee to the midsection. Zoolander won't want to take too many of those.
Ibrahimovic creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoolander blocks the elbow strike.
Ibrahimovic prevents a body shot from Zoolander.
Zoolander wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zoolander doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ibrahimovic slowing the pace effectively.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ibrahimovic crunches a lovely knee into Zoolander's ribcage.
Ibrahimovic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Zoolander is breathing heavily.
Zoolander is trying to break free.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ibrahimovic obliges.
Ibrahimovic lands a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic has Zoolander pressed against the cage.
Zoolander tries to circle away but Ibrahimovic has him pinned against the cage.
Come on Ibrahimovic - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Ibrahimovic prevents a body shot from Zoolander.
Ibrahimovic is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Ibrahimovic blocks the elbow strike.
Ibrahimovic has Zoolander pressed against the cage, preventing Zoolander from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ibrahimovic just misses with a elbow thrown towards Zoolander's brow.
Zoolander tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ibrahimovic avoids it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibrahimovic.
Zoolander tries to land a knee to the head but Ibrahimovic blocks with his arms.
Ibrahimovic is leaning against Zoolander and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ibrahimovic pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoolander wants to break free but Ibrahimovic has control.
Zoolander swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoolander throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ibrahimovic.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Ibrahimovic is struggling to control the position.
Zoolander wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ibrahimovic has him pressed against the cage.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ibrahimovic using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ibrahimovic will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Zoolander up against the cage.
Ibrahimovic connects with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic is looking to control Zoolander's arms but Zoolander gets an underhook and turns him. Now Ibrahimovic has his back to the cage.
Ibrahimovic has Zoolander pushed against the cage.
Ibrahimovic connects with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic is looking to control Zoolander's arms but Zoolander gets an underhook and turns him. Now Ibrahimovic has his back to the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ibrahimovic obliges.
Zoolander has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoolander wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ibrahimovic has him pressed against the cage.
Ibrahimovic manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ibrahimovic tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knees to the body from Ibrahimovic.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic misses with a knee strike.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zoolander.
Ibrahimovic trying to control the position but instead, Zoolander has worked for underhooks and has pushed Ibrahimovic into the cage.
Zoolander letting Ibrahimovic take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Aleksandar Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zoolander throws out the jab.
Zoolander misses with an uppercut
and Ibrahimovic counters by clinching up.
Ibrahimovic landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ibrahimovic blocks an uppercut.
Zoolander is working for takedown but Ibrahimovic is calmly controlling the position for now.
Zoolander has had enough of the clinch but Ibrahimovic keeps him there for the moment.
Zoolander misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zoolander looking for a takedown.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Zoolander.
Zoolander misses with an elbow strike.
Zoolander misses with a punch on the inside.
Ibrahimovic connects with a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Zoolander tries to break the clinch but Ibrahimovic is controlling the position.
Ibrahimovic using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoolander working hard to break the clinch.
Zoolander wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoolander wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ibrahimovic has him pressed against the cage.
Zoolander working aggressively here.
Zoolander tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoolander looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoolander working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibrahimovic.
Zoolander is looking to control Ibrahimovic's arms but Ibrahimovic gets an underhook and turns him. Now Zoolander has his back to the cage.
Ibrahimovic is struggling to control the position.
Ibrahimovic connects with a nasty looking knee right to Zoolander's face.
Zoolander tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zoolander takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the body.
Ibrahimovic throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoolander breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ibrahimovic looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Derek Zoolander's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Zoolander misses with a left hand
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice leg kick.
Ibrahimovic scores with a leg kick.
Zoolander misses with a shot to the body
and Ibrahimovic holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Ibrahimovic is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Ibrahimovic with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoolander tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ibrahimovic's elbow.
Zoolander blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoolander working aggressively here.
Ibrahimovic stops a takedown attempt from Zoolander.
Zoolander is trying to break free.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Zoolander takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ibrahimovic stalling.
Ibrahimovic connects with a nasty looking knee right to Zoolander's face.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic stalling in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoolander throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ibrahimovic blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoolander tries to stall but Ibrahimovic uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Ibrahimovic prevents a body shot from Zoolander.
Zoolander has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoolander is trying to force a seperation but Ibrahimovic has the dominant position.
Ibrahimovic is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zoolander is defending well for now.
Ibrahimovic is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Ibrahimovic misses with an elbow strike.
Ibrahimovic keeps control of Zoolander as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the head.
Ibrahimovic pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoolander looking to stall.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the body.
Ibrahimovic connects with a nasty looking knee right to Zoolander's face.
Zoolander wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Ibrahimovic lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zoolander is working for takedown but Ibrahimovic is calmly controlling the position for now.
Zoolander stalling the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Ibrahimovic is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ibrahimovic unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zoolander lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ibrahimovic is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Zoolander takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ibrahimovic unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ibrahimovic is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Zoolander is keeping busy.
Zoolander is trying to break the clinch but Ibrahimovic has him pressed against the cage.
Ibrahimovic is struggling to control the position.
Zoolander stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ibrahimovic is trying to maintain a safe position but Zoolander gets an underhook and turns Ibrahimovic into the cage.
Zoolander misses with the head strike.
Zoolander doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoolander blocks an elbow strike.
Zoolander misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Zoolander fails to land.
Ibrahimovic trying to stall but Zoolander improves his position.
Zoolander managing to block the knees to the body from Ibrahimovic.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoolander has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoolander wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Ibrahimovic just leaning against Zoolander, taking a breather.
Zoolander can't break the clinch.
Zoolander struggles to land a body shot inside as Ibrahimovic controls his hands.
Ibrahimovic is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Zoolander fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zoolander digs a right hand underneath Ibrahimovic's ribcage. Ibrahimovic let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Zoolander letting Ibrahimovic take a breather here.
Zoolander misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ibrahimovic is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Zoolander is keeping busy.
Zoolander wants to get back to striking at distance but Ibrahimovic won't allow it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibrahimovic.
Zoolander is trying to break free.
Ibrahimovic unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Zoolander wants to get back to striking at distance but Ibrahimovic won't allow it.
Derek Zoolander has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the body.
Ibrahimovic taking a breather.
Ibrahimovic blocks a body shot from Zoolander.
Zoolander blocks an elbow strike.
Zoolander pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoolander goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ibrahimovic misses with a low kick.
Zoolander shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ibrahimovic defends it nicely.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Zoolander.
Ibrahimovic lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Zoolander rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ibrahimovic makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Zoolander really felt that one!
Ibrahimovic scores with a spinning back kick!
A shot to the body from Zoolander misses
and Ibrahimovic counters with a slapping leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ibrahimovic, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Aleksandar Ibrahimovic!
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energy
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hype
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