PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ramses Dinkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JC The Easter Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Easter Bunny has chosen Hipitus Hopitus as his entrance music. Ramses Dinkin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dinkin
vs
The Easter Bunny

200 cm
18
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
289 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

[WAO]MADE IN GERMANY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ramses Dinkin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, JC The Easter Bunny!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinkin tries to clinch up
and The Easter Bunny counters with a big head kick but Dinkin shrugs it off.
Dinkin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick misses from The Easter Bunny.
Dinkin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dinkin moves to clinch but The Easter Bunny breaks away
and The Easter Bunny counters with a leg kick.
The Easter Bunny throws a sloppy head kick and Dinkin moves out of range easily.
Dinkin tries to clinch but The Easter Bunny moves away
and The Easter Bunny counters with a body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Easter Bunny misses with a head kick.
A combination from Dinkin does no damage.
Dinkin tries to clinch but The Easter Bunny moves away
and The Easter Bunny makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dinkin really felt that one!
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses.
Dinkin takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dinkin is breathing heavily.
The Easter Bunny lands a high kick!
Dinkin drops his hands momentarily and The Easter Bunny needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Dinkin just on the top of the head. Dinkin drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Dinkin - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). JC The Easter Bunny!