PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bubz Phatz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Phatz
vs
Turd

175 cm
22
163 lbs
6 - 1 - 1

175 cm
26
163 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of New York, Bubz Phatz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Bruno Lombardi and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd throws a combination that misses
letting Phatz counter with a right hand.
Phatz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Phatz misses with a wild body shot.
Turd misses the body punch
and Phatz counters with an outside leg kick.
Phatz connects with a solid leg kick.
Turd throws a sloppy body shot
and Phatz counters with a body kick.
Turd looks to throw a body kick
and Phatz counters with a slapping leg kick.
Phatz feints and then cracks Turd's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Turd down.
Turd has his takedown stuffed
and Phatz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Turd misses with a combination
and Phatz counters with a low kick, right behind Turd 's knee.
Turd throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Phatz counters with a nice low kick that buckles Turd's knee momentarily.
Turd misses with a takedown
and Phatz counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd thows a leg kick but Phatz checks it
and Phatz counters with a leg kick.
Turd walks into a left hand.
Turd falls off balance throwing a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Phatz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Turd. That did some damage!
Turd with a poor takedown
and Phatz counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bubz Phatz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Turd looks gassed!
Turd misses with a takedown
and Phatz counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Phatz lands a nice hook to Turd's body. Turd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Turd tries to land a body kick
and Phatz counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Turd misses with a double jab

and Phatz counters by clinching up.
Phatz unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Phatz lands a body punch in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Phatz lands a nice shot to the body.
Phatz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phatz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Phatz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Phatz is leaning against Turd and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Turd takes a knee right on the jaw!
Phatz connects with a nasty looking knee right to Turd's face.
Phatz scores with a knee to the head.
Phatz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Phatz makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Phatz with a knee to the head.
Turd jumps guard but Phatz stands there with Turd around his waist. Turd gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Phatz using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Phatz scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Phatz.
Phatz lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Turd throws a head punch that misses.
Phatz lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phatz works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Phatz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right hand to the body from Phatz.
Phatz lands a knee to the body.
Turd is trying desperately to land a takedown but Phatz is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Turd.
Phatz scores with a knee to the head.
Phatz digs a right hand underneath Turd's ribcage. Turd let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Phatz lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Phatz.
Phatz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nice body punch from Phatz - that landed with a thud.
Phatz using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Phatz lands with a left to the head.
Phatz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Phatz landing knees to the body.

Phatz manages to break the clinch.
Phatz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Phatz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Phatz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bubz Phatz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd throws a combination that misses
and Phatz counters with a body kick that stops Turd in his tracks momentarily.
Phatz throws a leg kick which misses Turd's front leg but catches the back leg as Turd tries to avoid it.
Phatz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Turd. That did some damage!
One Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Phatz gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Phatz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Phatz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Phatz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Phatz scores a nice knee to the body.
Phatz scores with a knee to the head.
Phatz connects with a nasty looking knee right to Turd's face.
A short uppercut from Phatz.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Phatz obliges.
Phatz landing knees to the body.
Phatz landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Phatz with a knee to the head.
Phatz landing knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubz Phatz dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Turd steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Phatz. That one must have hurt.
Turd misses with a combination
and Phatz counters with a body kick.
That kick from Phatz tenderised Turd's leg. Turd is trying to keep his angry face on.
Turd fails with the takedown
and Phatz counters with a nice leg kick.
Turd's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Phatz scores with a punch to the head.
Turd thows a leg kick but Phatz checks it
and Phatz counters with a slapping leg kick.
Turd falls off balance throwing a combination
and Phatz counters with a nice low kick that buckles Turd's knee momentarily.

Phatz clinches up with Turd and pushes him back against the cage.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Phatz lands a knee to the body.
Phatz presses Turd against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Phatz landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phatz lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Phatz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Phatz scores with a knee to the head.
Phatz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Phatz digs a right hand into Turd's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Turd's gas tank.
Turd jumps guard but Phatz stands there with Turd around his waist. Turd gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Phatz is working Turd over against the cage.
Knees to the body from Phatz.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Phatz.
Turd wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Phatz crunches a lovely knee into Turd's ribcage.

Phatz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Phatz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Phatz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Phatz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Turd is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Phatz.
Phatz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Phatz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Phatz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bubz Phatz is winning the standup battle so far.
Turd shoots and misses
and Phatz makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bubz Phatz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Turd on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Phatz counters with a body kick.
Phatz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Phatz is looking to wear down Turd with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Phatz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Turd has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phatz jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Phatz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Phatz thows a body kick. Turd tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Turd shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Turd throws a right hand that misses
and Phatz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Turd takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Phatz scores with a hook to the body. Turd takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Phatz stuns Turd with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Phatz lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Turd has his takedown stuffed
and Phatz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Phatz.
Phatz throws a right hand that Turd ducks under and follows up with a left that Turd also avoids with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phatz throws a shot to the body.
Phatz connects with a right hand. Turd shakes it off.
Turd fails with the takedown
and Phatz counters with a leg kick.
Turd shoots and misses
and Phatz counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Crunch! Phatz slams his shin into Turd's torso.
A jab lands there for Phatz.
Phatz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Phatz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Turd can do to turn this around?
Phatz scores with a body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Phatz can pounce on him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Phatz explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Phatz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Phatz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubz Phatz dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

A punch combination from Phatz misses.
Turd with a poor takedown
and Phatz counters with an outside leg kick.
Phatz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Turd has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Turd misses with a combination
and Phatz counters with a nice body shot.
Phatz is looking to slow Turd down with leg kicks.
Turd takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Phatz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turd misses with a body punch
and Phatz counters with a thumping low kick.
Turd misses with a right hand
and Phatz counters with a thumping low kick.
Turd takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Phatz with a hook.
Turd falls off balance throwing a combination
and Phatz counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phatz throws a right and a left that both miss.
Phatz scores with a leg kick.
Phatz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turd chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Phatz can pounce on him.
Turd has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Phatz.
Turd throws a predictable looking body shot
and Phatz counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Phatz throws a nice outside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Phatz.
Phatz lands with a nice body punch.
Phatz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Turd has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Turd takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Turd is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Phatz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Turd swings away with a body shot that misses
and Phatz counters with a nice low kick that buckles Turd's knee momentarily.
Bubz Phatz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Phatz counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Turd throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Phatz counters with an inside leg kick.
Turd takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Turd fails with the takedown
and Phatz counters with a nice body kick.
Nice body kick from Phatz.
Phatz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice shot by Phatz.
Phatz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd thows a leg kick but Phatz checks it
and Phatz counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Turd is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Phatz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Phatz lands with a nice body kick.
Phatz cracks Turd with an open hand slap.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Phatz.
Turd throws a left and a right that both miss
and Phatz counters with a nice low kick that buckles Turd's knee momentarily.
An inside leg kick lands from Phatz.
Phatz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Phatz.
Sloppy strikes from Phatz. Those never looked like landing.
One Turd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Phatz thuds a left hand into Turd's body.
Phatz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Phatz throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Turd stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Turd has his takedown stuffed
and Phatz counters with a leg kick.
Bubz Phatz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Phatz explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Turd walks forward, straight into a front kick from Phatz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phatz digs a good hook to Turd's body.
Phatz scoring well with a low kick there.
Phatz feints a jab promting Turd to slip. Phatz then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Turd slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Phatz moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Phatz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Turd's sensitive parts.
Turd has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Phatz.
Phatz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Phatz lands a glancing blow to the side of Turd's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Phatz connects with a solid leg kick.
Phatz cracks Turd with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Phatz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Turd.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bubz Phatz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Phatz has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:24
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:24
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubz Phatz!