PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jay Bader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jean Francois Sissypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sissypants is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kool And The Gang - Jungle Boogie . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bader
vs
Francois Sissypants

196 cm
25
253 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

190 cm
22
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jay Bader!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Francois Sissypants!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sissypants manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Bader on his heels. He'll look to pass Bader's guard now, I'm sure.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bader preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Sissypants working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sissypants loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bader is trying to control the position but Sissypants postures up.
Bader is really struggling to control Sissypants but he's trying to hold on to the position.

We're going to have a standup here because Jay Bader wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

Bader drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Bader fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Sissypants managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bader.
Sissypants tries to bench press Bader off him but Bader keeps the position.
Sissypants avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Bader.
You can see the frustration on Sissypants's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sissypants bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Bader with a poor takedown

and Sissypants counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bader won't be happy with that.
Sissypants tries to score with some ground and pound. Bader controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Sissypants in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Sissypants is chipping away with strikes.
Sissypants lands an elbow.
Bader on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bader is looking for a sweep.
Bader is breathing heavily.
Bader wants to control but Sissypants postures up.
Bader is working to avoid the ground and pound but Sissypants connects with a decent elbow.
Sissypants has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Sissypants lands an elbow.
Sissypants is putting a hurting on Bader here, landing some big shots from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sissypants lands some shots froms side control.
Sissypants lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Bader down.
Sissypants connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Bader some visible discomfort.
Sissypants in side control lands a decent elbow.
Sissypants grinds an elbow into Bader's temple.
Sissypants working the body and head with strikes.

Bader is rocked!
Sissypants lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Bader down.
Oh Bader is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sissypants working the ground and pound.
Sissypants scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Bader is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Sissypants can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jean Francois Sissypants!