PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Flintstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flintstone has chosen Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Powers
vs
Flintstone

215 cm
22
275 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

190 cm
21
240 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Austin Powers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fred Flintstone!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Powers tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Flintstone circles away from the clinch attempt
and Flintstone counters with an inside leg kick.
Powers loads up on a big right hand but Flintstone slips the punch.
Powers throws a shot from downtown. Flintstone moves away and avoids it.
Powers ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Flintstone moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flintstone misses with a body shot.
Powers misses with an uppercut. Flintstone saw that one coming.
Powers throws a body punch but Flintstone moves out of range.
Flintstone misses with a body shot
enabling Powers to counter with a crisp jab.
Powers keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Powers throws a lazy uppercut
and Flintstone counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone swings widly with a right hand

and Powers counters with a nice right hand that sends Flintstone toppling to the canvas! Flintstone scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Powers finish him?!

It looks like Fred Flintstone has been cut.
Austin Powers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Powers looks to score with a jab to the body but Flintstone is just out of range.
Powers throws an overhand right that drops Flintstone like a sack of potatoes! Powers dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Austin Powers!