PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Guy Incognito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geez Up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Incognito
vs
Up

180 cm
20
205 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

185 cm
25
220 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Chainsaw Shack - dress for less
Chainsaw Shack - dress for less

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Guy Incognito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Geez Up!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Up darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Incognito rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Up moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Incognito lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Up checks a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Up misses the target.
The fighters circling - Up throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A shot to the body from Up misses

and Incognito counters by moving into the clinch.
Incognito working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Incognito landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Up looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Incognito pushes Up back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Incognito cracks Up with a nice body shot.
A body shot lands from Incognito.
Incognito lands an elbow just above Up 's eye.
Incognito scores with a nice hook to the head.
Incognito lands a hook to the side of the head.
Incognito lands a hook to the side of the head.
Incognito throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Incognito is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Incognito lands a nice shot to the body.
Incognito using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Up takes an elbow to the forehead.
Knees to the body from Incognito.
Nice body punch from Incognito.
A right hand to the body from Incognito.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Incognito pushes Up back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Up takes a knee right on the jaw!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Incognito.
Incognito digs a right hand underneath Up's ribcage. Up let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Incognito is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Incognito obliges.
Incognito with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Incognito lands a hook to the side of the head.
Incognito lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Incognito unloads a knee to the mid-section.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Incognito lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Up or not.
Incognito landing knees to the head.
Incognito lands a body shot in the clinch.
Incognito is working Up over against the cage.
Incognito lands an elbow inside.
Incognito throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Up blocks it with crossed arms.
Incognito lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Incognito lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Up.
Up wants to break free but Incognito has control.
Incognito lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Incognito lands a right hand.
Incognito lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Incognito lands a damaging elbow.
Up takes a knee right on the jaw!
Up misses with a body punch.
Knees to the body from Incognito.
Incognito scores with a hook to the body.
Incognito lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Incognito lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Incognito lands a knee to the head.
Incognito lands a shot to the body.
Incognito is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Incognito lands a nice uppercut.
Incognito lands a body punch in the clinch.
Incognito working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Incognito lands a hook to the side of the head.
Incognito lands a shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Incognito as the two fighters clinch.
Up's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Incognito pushes Up back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Incognito lands a body shot in the clinch.
Incognito crunches a lovely knee into Up's ribcage.
Incognito unloads a knee to the mid-section. Up lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Incognito lands a body punch.
Incognito lands an elbow inside that Up shrugs off.
Incognito using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Incognito.
Incognito lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Incognito throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ups head.
Up tries to break the clinch but Incognito is controlling the position.
Up misses with a punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Incognito.
A nice right hand lands inside from Incognito.
Incognito lands a nice shot to the body.
Incognito comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Incognito presses Up against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Incognito working Up over with knees to the body.
Incognito lands a body shot.
Incognito lands a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Incognito.
Up takes a knee to the side of the body.

Incognito wants the takedown. Up is fighting it off but Incognito persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Up's guard against the cage.
Incognito advances to half guard.
Incognito frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Incognito with a couple of short strikes.
Up avoids a series of strikes thrown by Incognito.
Incognito looking to control but Up is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guy Incognito dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Up avoids a punch combination nicely.
Incognito is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Up can do to turn this around?
Incognito swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Up counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Up misses with a left hand
and Incognito counters with a thumping low kick.
Incognito lands a jab to Up's midsection.
Up takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Incognito clinches up with Up and pushes him back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Incognito.
Incognito lands a right hand.
Incognito connects with a nasty looking knee right to Up's face.
Up takes a knee to the side of the body.
Incognito lands a nice uppercut.
Incognito lands with a short shot to the head.
Incognito lands a body punch in the clinch.
Up takes an elbow to the temple.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Incognito throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ups head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Incognito lands a shot to the body.
Incognito throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Up blocks it with crossed arms.
Up looking to throw knees to the head but Incognito is blocking nicely.
Good body shot from Incognito.
A hook to the body from Incognito.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Incognito.
Incognito crunches a lovely knee into Up's ribcage.
Incognito lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Up or not.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Incognito obliges.
Incognito lands a nice knee to the body.
Incognito lands a shoulder strike.
Incognito with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Incognito slows down the pace here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Incognito lands a shot to the body.
Up tries to work over Incognito's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stalling in the clinch from Incognito.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Incognito.
A head punch on the inside from Incognito fails to land.
A right handed body shot lands from Incognito.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Incognito.
Knees in the clinch landing for Incognito.
Up takes a knee to the side of the body.
Incognito landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Incognito scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Up.
Incognito's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Up blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Incognito tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Incognito connects with a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Up's face as he tries to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Up.
Up can't find room to land a body shot as Incognito controls the action.
Incognito misses with a knee strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Incognito tries to land knees in the clinch but Up avoids the damage to the body.
Up doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Up is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Incognito keeps control of Up as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Incognito.
Up looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Up pushes off an throws an elbow but Incognito leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Incognito creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Up is trying to force a seperation but Incognito has the dominant position.
Incognito using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Up has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Incognito throws a knee to the head but misses.
Incognito throws a punch but it's blocked by Up.
Up is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Come on Incognito - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Up fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Incognito tries a body shot but Up blocks it.
Incognito keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Up's efforts to push away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Incognito throws a punch but it's blocked by Up.
Incognito tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Incognito gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Up takes an elbow to the temple.
Incognito throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Up blocks it with crossed arms.
Incognito is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Up is defending well for now.
Up misses with some punches.
Incognito pushes Up back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Incognito is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Up is defending well for now.
Up looking to slow down the pace here.
Incognito tries to land knees in the clinch but Up avoids the damage to the body.
Up tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Up avoiding damage as Incognito throws knees to the body.
Incognito tries a body shot but Up blocks it.
Up tries a body shot but Incognito blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Up fails to land.
Up on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guy Incognito dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Up tries to work over Incognito's front leg with a kick but Incognito checks it.
A lazy left from Up finds it's target.
Incognito pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Up misses with a hook.
Up misses with a body shot.
Incognito moves out of range of the strikes.
Up fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Incognito checks it well.
A nice leg kick lands there from Up.
Up misses with a hook.
The crowd cheers as Incognito lands an impressive looking overhand right. Up doesn't seem phased though.
Up blocks the body kick.
Up tries to work over Incognito's front leg with a kick but Incognito checks it.
Incognito throws a body punch but Up moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Incognito throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Incognito takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Up thows a body shot but no joy.
Incognito misses with a kick to the body.
Incognito swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Incognito fails in his attempt to clinch.
Incognito moves in looking to clinch but Up pushes him off.
Up takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A cross from Up lands.
Up slips a jab from Incognito.
Up scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A nice leg kick lands there from Incognito.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Incognito.
Up dodges the punch combination from Incognito.
Up scores with a three punch combo!
Up connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Incognito momentarily.
Up shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A cross from Incognito lands.
Geez Up is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Incognito takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Incognito throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice straight punches there by Incognito. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Incognito.
Up misses with an uppercut.
Up lands with an overhand left.
Guy Incognito is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A looping hook to the body misses from Incognito. Up does a little dance to reset his feet.
Incognito throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Up stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Up thows a body shot but no joy.
Incognito throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Incognito lands a nice looking body shot.
Incognito takes a swing at Up's ribcage but misses.

Incognito drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Incognito thows a big elbow that misses.
Incognito loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Up controls Incognito momentarily but Incognito frees himself.
Incognito content to stall in guard here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Up looking to control.
Guy Incognito is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Incognito advances position into side control!
Incognito advances nicely into full mount.
Incognito tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Incognito's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Guy Incognito.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Incognito, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Guy Incognito!