PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Mongo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mongo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Blitzkrieg Bop kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Titties
vs
Mongo

180 cm
28
158 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

172 cm
28
152 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Bushido Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Robert Mongo!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Mongo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mongo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A bone on bone clash there as Mongo blocks the leg kick.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mongo wants to clinch up but Titties keeps it at a distance.
Titties lands a nice looking body shot.
Titties changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mongo looks to throw a body kick
and Titties makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mongo throws a leg kick
and Titties counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Mongo thows a leg kick but Titties checks it
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mongo throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mongo misses with a head kick.
Titties is looking to wear down Mongo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Titties scores with a shot to the body.
Titties fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Titties lands a high kick!
Mongo throws a head kick that Titties semi-blocks.
Titties misses with a wild combination.
Titties checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

Titties gets tackled into the cage by Mongo. Mongo maintains the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mongo misses with a knee strike.
Mongo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Titties digs a right hand underneath Mongo's ribcage. Mongo let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Titties breaks from the clinch.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mongo manages to avoid it.
Mongo staying out of range there.
Robert Mongo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties throws a lazy right hand but Mongo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mongo wants to clinch up but Titties keeps it at a distance.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mongo.
Titties connects with a body shot.
Titties blocks a leg kick.
Mongo tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Titties is able to avoid easily.
A leg kick checked by Titties.
Mongo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Titties misses with a leg kick.
Titties cracks Mongo with a good jab.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Mongo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Mongo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Mongo drives through and clinches with Titties against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties dodges an elbow strike from Mongo.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Mongo just misses with a elbow thrown towards Titties's brow.
Mongo scores with a knee to the head.
Mongo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mongo stalling.
Titties makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Titties's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Mongo lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Mongo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Titties breaks from the clinch.
Mongo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mongo throws a sloppy head kick
and Titties counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Titties throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mongo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mongo closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Mongo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mongo swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Titties counters with a nice leg kick.
Titties throws a low kick but Mongo moves out of range easily.

Mongo has taken the fight to the clinch.
Titties lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mongo backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties takes a knee right on the jaw!
Titties is looking to break free of the clinch but Mongo has double underhooks.
Mongo trying to land knees to the body.
Mongo pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Titties misses with a hook from the clinch.
Titties lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Titties has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Titties working aggressively here.
Mongo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Titties softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Titties slows down the pace here.
Titties lands a body punch.
Mongo looks gassed!
Titties lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mongo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Titties is defending well for now.
Titties lands a shot to the body.

Titties escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Titties scores with a shot to the body.
Titties is looking to slow Mongo down with leg kicks.
Mongo throws a leg kick that is checked
and Titties counters with an inside leg kick.
Titties darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Mongo tries to clinch but Titties moves away
and Titties counters with a thumping low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mongo avoids a kick to the body.
Mongo throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A good leg kick by Titties.
Titties throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Titties checks the leg kick nicely there.
Titties fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Titties throws a head kick but Mongo moves out of range.
Titties misses with a two punch combination.
Mongo darts in trying to clinch
and Mongo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Titties jabs Mongo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mongo tries to close the distance and clinch but Titties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mongo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mongo tries to score with a low kick but Titties moves his leg out of the way.
Titties closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Titties lands with a nice combination. Mongo backs away looking to recover.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Mongo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Mongo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Titties throws out the jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Mongo checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Titties swats away the attempt to clinch by Mongo.
Titties thumps Mongo with a low kick.
Titties circles away from the clinch attempt.
Titties throws a good cross that connects.
Mongo ducks right into an uppercut from Titties.
Mongo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mongo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A cross from Titties lands.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mongo manages to avoid it.
Mongo looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Mongo throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mongo is looking to chop away at Titties's legs.
Mongo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Titties cracks a nice hook into Mongo's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mongo throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Titties lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Titties throws a hook but Mongo blocks it.
Titties avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mongo throws a sloppy head kick
and Titties counters with a right hand to the body.
Mongo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Titties manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mongo tries to close the distance and clinch but Titties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mongo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Titties thumps Mongo with a low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mongo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mongo misses with a leg kick
and Titties counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Mongo moves into the clinch.
Mongo trying to land knees to the body.
Mongo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mongo is breathing heavily.
Titties on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mongo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mongo using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Titties has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Titties breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mongo takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Titties throws a right and a left that Mongo avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties gets off balance looking for a body kick
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and Mongo counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Mongo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mongo misses with a body kick.
Titties lands a nice looking kick to the body. Mongo takes a step back to recover.
Titties bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mongo's head.
Mongo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Titties connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mongo. Mongo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Titties is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Titties scores with a hook.
Mongo's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Titties connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mongo scrambles back to his feet.
Mongo is looking to clinch but Titties is avoiding it.
Mongo throws a low kick but it's checked well by Titties.
Titties lands with a thumping leg kick.
A low kick from Mongo misses
and Titties counters with a three punch combo that has Mongo backing up. Mongo nods at Titties to acknowledge the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Titties closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Mongo is rocked!
Mongo darts in trying to clinch
and Titties counters with a left to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands with a good body shot.
A low kick from Mongo misses
and Titties counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mongo scores with a spinning back kick!
Titties just misses with a punch to the body.
Mongo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Mongo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Titties turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mongo throws a sloppy head kick and Titties moves out of range easily.
Mongo has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Mongo tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties throws a series of punches but Mongo moves out of range.
Mongo shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A nice leg kick lands there from Titties.
Titties throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mongo scoring well with a low kick there.
Titties throws a head kick but Mongo moves out of range.
Titties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mongo can pounce on him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mongo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mongo misses with a body kick.
Mongo looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Titties looks for the body kick but Mongo saw that one coming.
Mongo motions for Titties to come forward. Mongo throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Titties swings for the body but Mongo moves out of range.
Titties misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mongo throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mongo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Titties avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A bone on bone clash there as Titties blocks the leg kick.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mongo manages to avoid it.
Titties blocks a head kick by Mongo.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mongo misses with a low kick.
Mongo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A clash of legs there as Titties blocks the low kick.
Mongo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Titties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Titties tries to score with a low kick but Mongo moves his leg out of the way.
Hanz Titties is winning the standup battle so far.
Titties misses with a body kick.
Titties fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mongo.
Titties avoids a kick to the body.
Mongo misses with a head kick.
Mongo looks to clinch
and Titties counters with a nice kick to the body.
Titties takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Mongo pushes Titties up against the cage in a clinch.
Titties has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Titties just leaning against Mongo, taking a breather.
Titties lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mongo tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mongo throws an elbow but misses.
Mongo keeps control of Titties as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Titties blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Titties softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Titties lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mongo backwards.
Titties lands a nice shot to the body.
Mongo trying to land knees to the body.
Mongo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Titties scores with a nice hook to the head.
Titties throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mongo blocks it with crossed arms.
Titties displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mongo up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mongo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mongo lands an elbow inside.
Mongo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mongo misses with a knee to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Titties.
Mongo looking to throw knees to the head but Titties is blocking nicely.
Mongo pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Titties.
Titties lands a left hand.
Titties is leaning against Mongo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mongo looking to throw knees to the head but Titties is blocking nicely.
Mongo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Titties is defending well for now.
Mongo blocks an elbow strike from Titties.
Titties lands with a left to the head.
Titties digs a right hand into Mongo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mongo's gas tank.
Titties lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mongo.
Titties stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Titties scores with a shot to the side of Mongo's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Titties breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Titties misses the shot to the body.
Mongo walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Titties checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Mongo misses with a low kick.
Mongo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Titties scores with a body shot.
Mongo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Titties throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mongo.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mongo.
Titties cracks Mongo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mongo manages to avoid it.
Titties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mongo can pounce on him.
Mongo tries to clinch up.
Mongo tries a low kick but Titties avoids it.
Titties throws a leg kick
and Mongo counters with a body kick that stops Titties in his tracks momentarily.
Mongo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Titties paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Titties misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mongo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Good leg kick by Mongo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Titties misses with a body shot
and Mongo counters with a slapping leg kick.
Titties has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mongo.
Mongo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Titties lands with a hook. Mongo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mongo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Titties lands a right hook to the body.
Titties tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mongo is able to avoid easily.
Titties throws a poor cross that misses
and Mongo counters with a good low kick that Titties was not able to check.
Titties checks a leg kick.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mongo moves to clinch but Titties breaks away
and Titties counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mongo thinking.
Titties checks a low kick from Mongo.
Titties misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a left hand

and Mongo moves into the clinch.

Titties escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Titties throws a right and a left that both miss.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mongo.
Titties keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Titties misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Mongo feints and then cracks Titties's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Titties down.
Robert Mongo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Titties checks the leg kick.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Titties checks a low kick from Mongo.
Mongo throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Titties counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Titties waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mongo.
Titties has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Mongo.
Titties scores with a jab to the body.
Mongo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mongo thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice body punch from Titties.
Mongo lands a front kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hanz Titties showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Titties has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hanz Titties!