PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cat McHatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Durden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McHatt comes into the arena with Big Booty Bitches blaring out of the sound system. Cat McHatt is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

McHatt
vs
Durden

180 cm
25
184 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

180 cm
22
185 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cat McHatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tyler Durden!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Reed Andrews and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McHatt shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Durden as he jumps to the side.
Durden misses with a wild body shot.
Durden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McHatt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Durden thows a body shot but no joy.
No luck with that takedown attempt from McHatt.
Durden looks to land a combination but McHatt avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McHatt slips a straight right by Durden.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Durden cracks McHatt with a right hand to the side of the head.
McHatt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Durden.
McHatt ducks under a wild hook from Durden.
Durden cracks McHatt with an open hand slap.
McHatt scores with a nice head shot.
Durden loads up on a big right hand but McHatt slips the punch.
Durden connects with a body shot.
McHatt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durden comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Durden misses with a body shot.
Durden misses with an uppercut. McHatt saw that one coming.
Durden connects with a right hand. McHatt shakes it off.
Durden looks to land a right hand but McHatt moved out of range.
Durden misses with a body shot.
Durden swings for the body but McHatt moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McHatt closes the distance and pushes Durden back into the cage.
McHatt jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Durden walks away with a smile on his face. McHatt gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cat McHatt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Durden misses with an uppercut

and McHatt counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Durden pulls McHatt in close to prevent any damage.

McHatt thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

McHatt thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
McHatt advances position into side control!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Durden is trying to get back to his feet.
McHatt working away.

McHatt tries for a kimura but Durden is defending well.

McHatt is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Durden has escaped the position, nice work there.

McHatt is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Durden has escaped the position, nice work there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

McHatt in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Durden is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cat McHatt!